/cg/ - Cannes General: Rihanna Edition

todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017

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Livestream
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Links
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Thx bruv

>tfw Haneke gets trashed

I hate that sadist

I can only hope, fellow user

From the thumbnail, I thought he was grabbing her tits.

Disappointed desu

Bomb alert at the festival, screening of Le redoutable Hazanavicius movie about Godard) is cancelled...

*rapes you*

*rapes you from behind*

9th for Dolan

You cannot stop him

*rapes both of you but with love*

Any HQ pics? Goddamn she looks incredible with that hair.

Is this a Pierre Woodman casting screenshot?

>french couldn't resist the big fat american culture cock

pathetic frogs

Haneke will win

also OKJA SHIT

So the bomb alert was just someone who forgot his bag like always. Le redoutable will be screened tonight and we'll know if it's ou "the last face" of 2017.

...

could you cut the haircut? and we will use it as the new JUST

His last movie

18. "THE SEARCH" (Michel HAZANAVICIUS) [2.74/53 1.6]

A Godard biopic is like the last thing we need right now.

Damn.

81. "LOST RIVER" (Ryan GOSLING) [3.33/36 1.8]
82. "THE SEARCH" (Michel HAZANAVICIUS) [2.97/69 1.6]

There's always at least one, and with that lineup, that's the only one it's particularly likely to be.

wonder if the pusy matches the drapes

based pusyposter

why do women do this

>WE NEED
lol, who the fuck are you? why do you say we?

watch Personal Shopper and stop shitposting

BRUH

I know you are just trolling, but put it in perspective. All of the French films in competition are looking backwards.

Calm down. He clearly meant "we" as in "the world".

WE

The Square is the favorite. Loveless is the runner-up.

SUSPICIOUS BAG FOUND DURING HAZANAVICIUS's LE REDOUTABLE

NOT A DRILL

HANEKE COULD BE INVOLVED, INVESTIGATION SAYS.

When is The Beguiled premiere?

WTF is Justin Bieber doing in Cannes? Shouldn't he be in Monaco sucking Lewis Hamilton's dick?

Wow

Who's the autistic manlet on the red carpet right now?

Oh shit!

Check out those cannes eh

Cannes is pronounced can

ok

comfy

Would be a shame if some truck driver lost the control of his vehicle and ran down all those people during a film

Shame? It would be truckino and probably win palm d'or right then and there

what a bunch of pretentious knobs
love for there to be a mini-tsunami that drenches all of them

its a shame they will be bored to death

Leave Palme d'Or to me

Can't wait to watch his new cringe-kino desu