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ABOLISH THE DEATH TAX

We won't pay!

brutal blackpill: women are attracted to handsome masculine men

grug hate man because he party blue, grug party red, that good, blue bad, grug need vote red because blue for cuck

what's the point of ireland

10 years ago

mad

JUST WANT A GINGER GF

>enjoy your double digit IQ, depression and memory problems in a couple of years

nice of you to think I have triple digit IQ.

everyone here calls me dull

already have memory problems and depression tho.

10 years old
>redditspace
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womyn ar stoooopid becooz i no get laid huyk huyk goble bleeergh

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How's Brexit going? They stopped covering it here, CNN is to busy fuming about Trump drinking a Diet Coke.

lisicki is a total fucking sadcase
how long until he starts taking HRT

the goal: the master race mobile

unlucky m8

This is your mind on brexit

boiler man is right outside my bedroom door as I type this
really fucking scared

Just feel sorry for 190 now, he used to be pretty alpha, now he's a mess

*accuses you of sexual assault*
heh, try and win public office now

I was never alpha lmao

he was absolutely never alpha

Can't stand working at houses where customers don't want you there. Don't call them if you don't want it done.

>You should be arrested for your comments
Ah yes. Lefties absolutely fuming with free speech again.

Well...?

bitch pen

190 is clearly lying about his height
women would have sex just for the pure fact

>blue checkmark
they just hand those out to anyone dont know

Nah fuck that bitch

broiler man is right outside my hen houseas I type this
really fucking scared

190kg you're a fucking disaster

Clean yourself up, sort yourself out and stop the fucking drugs right away before you spiral into a deeper hole for yourself

going to have to respectfully decline.

literally gibs me dat lmao
why are you posting anti black stuff though, have you begun to hate your kin?

>why yes i AM depressed! but this is SURE to help me!

*takes a hit of mind-altering substances*
*mongs out drooling in the corner for 3 hours*

>Carruthers
A true brit

190 is just chatting shit. he's literally a character. no way he does as much drugs as he says he does.

>begun
hes been self hating for a while
very very sad

*takes a fat bong hit*
*watches parks & recreation*

There's guaranteed to be at least an ounce of cocaine in your local Porsche or BMW dealership

He is an attention seeker who has consistently lied on here since his arrival. I don't know why people bother replying to him.

lmfaoooooooooooooooo

The blue ticks will be the first to go

no but she's an anchor baby. first generation.

190cm can you link me to your soundcloud?

thought trump was doing away with the concept of anchor babies

more like wanker babies

I sure fucking hope so

The most spoiled privileged class

yeah he did that overnight simple as pie

ye he should

arse is itchy

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you will not find a better album

The British do Christmas best

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8PstSiTCk74

haha, I fucking hate those Twitter verifications. It gives idiots the impression that "verified" posters are more valuable.

Wish I was a dog Tbh
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>"No new anchor babies shall be accepted as citizens as of January 1, 2018."
- Donald Trump

ye he can't

*that their opinions are more valuable

same

how much shit has he said and how much has actually happened?

it had to be a brown person didn't it. never mind the vast majority of them don't celebrate christmas. they must be represented over white people, who all celebrate christmas. I wouldn't actually care were they not literally state funded. we are paying for them to push their agenda on us. you literally cannot make this shit up

best word in the English language: bogus

Imagine being respected so little by your peers that you need a little blue check mark to reassure you that your opinion matters lmao

>slavery
everyone to everyone
>reparations
whites to blacks

wait and see

Watching Mortal Kombat.

prefer bum myself

>cinema is practically empty
>unreserved seating

>they still sit in standard seats

Wypipo

Well for starters he didn't actually say that, I made that up, but for the most part it seems like he makes the effort and then the rest of government ignores it

at toil on my break

toasties literally to my left, right, back and front all talking about typical vapid shite

get me outta here

redditspace

You can reserve seats at the cinema? Everyone here just sits wherever they want, never heard of it being different anywhere.

probably just don't want to sit near a potential terrorist if you're already sat there mate

>cant afford to get into the cinema because he doesnt have a job

black "people"

It got really dark in my room lads

The city workers are still working on one of two gas meters. Might not end up doing anything here today.

90% of the films I go to are reserved seating nowadays

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
FLAWLESS VICTORY

starting the christmas temping job at new look tomorrow lads

Anyone ever brought a hamster to climax?

didn't find your post funny or interesting in any way but still enjoyed it. good job user

rib cage is very tight
can't move or I'll have sharp pains

>tfw no Irish mate to sniff patsy and pull moths with

>never heard of it being different anywhere.
both our cinemas have boxes for reservation and one has a small balcony too.

rib cage is very loose
can't move or my lungs will fall out

Watched the GC in charge of this job site spend all day yesterday polishing the headlights on his work truck. Essentially they put him here to babysit an empty building and not solve any problems whatsoever.

no biggy just pissing blood haha

rib cage is just right
feel great

desperately wish i was a normal person living a normal life

umm sweaty
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alri goldilocks

baby it's cold outside

Bladder cancer m8 RIP x

rib cage is in a state of superposition of being both very tight and very loose

Chuka Umunna says he avoids standing near the edge of Tube platforms because of worries for his safety.

The Labour MP was speaking after the Committee on Standards in Public Life calledfor a crackdown on the rise in intimidation and abuse at elections.

They're trying to bring it in in some of the bigger cinemas here. Never ran into a situation where some bugger sat in my seat, wouldn't know what to do if they refused to move. Would probably either sperg out spill my drink on them or go to the lobby and get a concierge. Maybe if my autism was at peak levels that day I'd sit on their lap.

i missed the deadline for a very nice scholarship by less than two weeks
missed out on a lot of free money

Mental that. Here you just walk in, buy your ticket thing, and sit wherever.

united kingdom of great brittain and somthin else LOL ;)

blacks? no thacks

pakis? no thakis

muslims? no thuslims

got the biggest house on /brit/ i reckon

tfw you live in a dry country where it never snows and its just a big desert with artificial cities that have almost no beauty