Dahnald... You know what I want

Dahnald... You know what I want.

CROOZ IS LIEK AN UNYON

DEY GOT LAYAS

How nice of you to drop by Donald.
About those delegates..

Oh Dahnald! What a pleasant surprise, have a seat why don't you?

Could I interest you in a drink? I just had some of the most exquisite aged scotch and bourbon imported into the country.

Yes, indeed you live the high life when you got Goldman Sachs on speed dial.

Say while you're here how about we discuss those god damn delegates which you know are rightfully mine you god damn orange fuck.

Dahnald, the delegates. A new era of grassroots conservatism is upon us.

The delegates dahnald

Continue

Dijnalllld

Dahnald, do you bleed?

SHOO SHOO RATO

PRAISE KEK

you will

Donald, you know why I'm here.

Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Your choice.

Daaaaaaahhhhhnnnuuuuuhhhllllllllllld kun!

W..what was in those delegates Dahnuld. I feel weird.

Cheese?

You're a big guy, Ted.

for me?

I need those delegates in hand dijnald

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Get back here Dahnald, those delegates are MINE!

You leave my wife Heidi out of this Dahnald

Daaaaahhhbbbbbnuuullllddddddddddddddf

Hand over those delegates, Donald, or you might have a "stroke", as well!

The cloned integers, danhald. I won't ask nicely again...

DELEGATES

UNLIMITED DELEGATES

KEK VULT
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Dahnald, you're a mess.

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What the fuck is this.

I'm have tempted to drop a 1TB drive off at cruz's office with all these on there.

KEK'S CHOSEN CANDIDATE HAS BEEN MADE CLEAR

Dohnald my dear boy...
You got a big surprise coming to you. You're not going anywhere...! Go check out the delegates and you'll see what I mean.....

GO CHECK IT OUT

Dojaaaaalllnnnndddfffff

Pllllsssssssssssssss

"How cute, Cruz. If you try something i'ma cut you up".

You know it's half-tempted, right?

kek, the fucker even wears striped suits

Dahnald, It's not easy to tick me off. I don't get angry often. But you mess with my delegates, you mess with my votes, that'll do it every time.

Danuld, you're a sniveling coward. Leave my delegates the hell alone.

E N O U G H

Duuuunnnnaaallllllddddd

daaAAAHNald.. you know what I want, Dahnald.

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I have ascended to enlightenment, dahnald

I no longer require the delegates
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̶̶̹̒͊̉ͬ̃ͮŞ͓̪̠̔͊ͤ͛͒̀͝u̴̙̮͓͕͗̄̇ͭ̓͒̒́͜͜n̲̞̫͈͈̪̞̗̒ͩ̀̅ͬͯ̀̒l̮̠̣̜̤͇ͧͭ̋͢ị̙͚̜̘̰̦͍͔͛̌͛̿̇̚͡͝g͉͎̩̲̰ͮ̌̓ͬ̅̅͋h̝̺̘̼͓̞́̔̂̏́͌̓̇͐t̺̱̠̩̤̖̜̲̎̓̀̌̇̽͆ ̸̴̩̭̳̝̖̒̎͜c̷͚͎̗̬͓͂̋͛̃̌̂̕å̙̳̬̤̖̌̌ͩŗ̵͈̗ͣ̔̃̋ͩn̘̒͠͞i̝̦̓͞s̷̳̩̞͎̫͇̝ͨ͋ͫ͐̃ͭ̂ͬ.̡̗̤͍̦͖̖̼͉͍̅ͬͮ̇͗̀̇̅͘͟
̻̳͕̹̿̓̍ͨ͗̚V̡͍̫̀̃̒ͦ̿ͨ͡i̳͎̼͚̲͛ͯ̀ͦ̀͜͠
̷͈̜̜̜̈̿̄̎̽̑͌̒́̕͞Ė̠͚̭̼̘̈́ͮ̀͝͡l̥̠͍̈́͆ͩͩͫ̏̏ͅơ̡̫͍̟̩̱̟̖͐̽̐̅̾͌ͅt̝̖̰̞͐̾̀̈́͊͒͗̅͒ͅi̵̸͔̻̘͍̥̻̣̮͉̇̐̎̒̌̈a̤̼̬͓͍̠͍ͤ͑̌ͬͨ̀ͮn̢̡̖̲̮̺͓̘̝̔̀̃ͬͪ̂ͮ͞ ̟̬͈͔̆̈́́ͭͩ̚Ȧ̢̲͓̠̟̑̅̆ͨͮ̀̕q̛͈͔͔͔ͯ̌̇̄̈̀͝ͅṵ̭̉̂͛ͭ̔͛ȁ̧̯͚͉̗̣̞̩̫̿͐r̗̲̞̞̲̓͗͂ͦ͆̌̇͝͡i͇͉̳̪͕͍̗̜̊̎͆̆̓̍͜ú͙͈̟̇̆ͣ͢͡͝s̤̣͖͕͙͕̣͕͋ͬͮ͟͞

Why do I still crack up at these thread s?

Someone please respond

The secure me the delegates and you'll secure your existence Dahnald.

I imagine this Cruz as a cross between T-1000 and Agent Smith which is hilarious to me

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You're okay Donald.
Don't show up on the floor of the senate with the delegates tomorrow.

Off-topicus: Hi slavic brother.

Anyway.

"I warned you Teddy boy."

Dubnild, the delegunts,

In hand

NOW.

Dahnald, gas the delegates, race war now

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Delegates, come out to play-ay!

DELEGATES, COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!!

DELEGATES, COME OUT TO PLAYEEEE!!!

AANOLD

bravo 10/10

top kek

Dunild, don't speak to me or my wife's delegates ever again.

I can see Cruz becoming the Green Goblin in the near future.

Source code?

This is the most retarded meme you fuckfaces have come up so far.

Please sthap.

no idea, as you can see from the filename I saved the gif from here

ahnold, i, ted cruz, have come for the gains
i know you have them
hand them over and no one gets pumped

ONE CANDIDATE TO RULE THEM ALL, DAHNALD