Fine, I'll do it myself

>Fine, I'll do it myself

In universe, this was a year ago. What the hell has he been doing for a year?

Fapping

Traveling through space. Space is big, man.

gathering the unseen infinity stones/gems

flying in his hover chair to Earth.

it takes awhile.

His floating chair is pretty slow.

This. The fact that he'll be on Earth in another two years is rather astounding.

Waiting for the Avengers to assemble all the gems in one place

We don't even really Know where Thanos is from. GotG takes place in a different Galaxy, but Thanos is originally supposed to be from Titan.

He's playing the long game. He doesn't have the stones, but he knows where most of them are. Once the last few show up, he's finally gonna get out of that chair.

The Thanoscopter is pretty fast.

So what I still can't wrap my head around, and it's driving me nuts in regards to this: Is Loki still working for Thanos, or working against him? He took the Aether he obtained after TDW, and sent it with Vostagg and Sif to the Collector, but what role does the Collector have in all this?

He got out of his chair to get the glove out of his big safe. He probably gets up to get snacks and stuff.

Loki most likely doesnt know about the stones or what happens when you assemble them together. But to your other question, he basically fucked Thanos over and doesnt really need him considering he already rules Asgard. So expect Thanos to show up at his door for not delivering the Tesseract as promised

I think we will see them though. Time Gem in Doctor Strange, Soul Gem in Thor: Ragnarok.

Collector seems like a pretty gray character, if Loki really is working with Thanos, giving the Reality Gem to Collector under the guise of safekeeping so Thanos can pick it up later seems more convincing than telling Sif and Volstagg to deliver this ultimate power to the Mad Titan.

>He doesn't have the stones
Damn right he doesn't. Fucking coward.

Jerking it.

What are them gems left in the MCU?
Reality=Cube
Space=Ether
Mind=Staff/Vision
Power=Purple shit from GotG
Soul and Time MIA?

Maybe he's just been trying to kill Adam Warlock.

Fucking up the universe
You can bet your ass the intro sequence for GotG2 is just him ruining shit everywhere.

Writing the scripts for future MCU flicks

>Loki most likely doesnt know about the stones or what happens when you assemble them together
He must know something though, because Odin knew about them, and at the end of Thor TDW, they deliver it to the Collector saying it would b unwise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together, likely at the request of "Odin" (Loki). I feel like that's got to imply something one way or the other.

The Time Stone is confirmed to be within Dr Strange's Eye of Agamotto and the Soul Stone is most likely in Hela's possession. Ad that Adam Warlock cocoon thing was confirmed to be an accidental nod btw

Staring into the Infinity Well
Gaining Knowledge

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>You can bet your ass the intro sequence for GotG2 is just him ruining shit everywhere.
I can totally see this.

That implies he thinks the Collector can't protect the gem, but another "Elder of the Universe" character, the Grandmaster, is rumored to be in Thor: Ragnarok, So I wonder if Loki is trying to get them into the hands of powerful beings to keep them away from Thanos.

So does Thanos have several races in his armada or does he simply have the Chitauri? Because if its the latter thats both a disappointment and kind of boring. The Chitauri never really seemed like his best soldiers anyway, more like scouts

The Thanos Copter is a real has guzzler.

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In this regard, we can bless the toy market.
They're not going to rerelease more Chitauri toys.
They need new mooks.

>Yfw he descends to Earth in a space helicopter
Before you say anything consider this, Thor had space longboats

Come on based Russos.
Do it for us.

Heh, this. If you'll notice though, certain elements of the design of Thanos' armor, at least in GotG, seem to link the Chitauri inextricably to him. For infinity War, he may have an upgraded army along the lines of the Chitauri but better, but still created by him. Though it would be nice if they had a whole variety of different creatures under Thanos, like in the comics.

watching space anime

>If you'll notice though, certain elements of the design of Thanos' armor, at least in GotG, seem to link the Chitauri inextricably to him
I think that's just because Thanos loves gold.
And if he's gonna have some niggas serving him, those niggas better be repping with that bling.

>the badass of hoverounds

Thanos has air superiority. How can the avengers compete?

I will be severely disappointed if this isn't at least an alternate ending for Infinity War Pt. 2 or whatever it's called.

I can see Gunn doing a gag with it.
Maybe a background shot of something helicoptery

Move your seat.

No.

The gems in the MCU are a lot more nebulous and their powers are less well defined on purpose.

I can't find it now, but I remember hearing an interview where they were actively trying to avoid a "Captain Planet" situation with the gems

Maybe he shouldn't have lent the only one he had to Loki

But he was going to get it back, and another stone as well. How could he POSSIBLY predict that Loki, the Trickster God, would trick him?

Thanos risked his gems to get more in the comics as well, nothing ventured nothing gain.

Maybe he did not know it was in the scepter. I mean the casing was a different color.

To be fair, none of the current stones are out of his reach. So why wouldnt he loan one to ensure Loki retrieved another? All Thanos wants right now is to know where the last 2 are, then he'll get off his ass

>you will never chafe your dick on the infinity gauntlet
why live?

Not the moon Titan, I don't think.

I'm guessing that Thanos knew the gem was in the staff and also knew that the Cube was on Earth.

Remember that there was a proto-AI in the gem that led to Ultron.

That's two levels of back up.
If Loki succeeds, he gets two gems.
If he fails, then the gem will create Ultron in some form and then it'll be easier to mop up.

I guess he didn't really count on both plots failing

Like, what was the deal with those comics? Did they not realize how ridiculous they were?

He has to break in the gauntlet some how.

>hey Cap we have a problem
>what's going on Tony?
>thousands of ships are descending into Earth's horizon
>all the Avengers assemble at the top of Stark tower
>a booming voice echoes out
>"Prepare yourselves Avengers"
>a tiny helicopter descends from the clouds

I think that was during the time hen the Comics Code Authority was king.
So everything had to be super kid friendly.
Because only children read comics

The scary bit is Thanos looks intrigued by Earth. He's probably severely bored being one of the most powerful beings in existence and most likely will get disappointed when he finally meets the Avengers for the first time.

So much merch possibilities...
THANOSCOPTER
ETERNITY ESCORT
MEPHISTOZINE
SHUMA-BIKE
CHTHONCAR
SETJET
GALACTUSMOBILE
BELATHAUZER BUGGY
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God this fucking marvel cinematic universe is boring. Comic books are retarded. If this was a properly told story there wouldnt be so much filler.

I'm looking forward for the Dormammumobilizer.

>TFW The Spider-buggy is forever blocked by Sony

Presumably he's slowly piloting his chair to Asgard so he can get the tesseract. Once he has it, he can just teleport to the rest of the stones, but for the time being, shit takes a while man.

That comic was published or something by The Electric Company, a TV series for really young kids. You know when you put a spoiler tag on a picture on Sup Forums, and sometimes the image that shows up is a guy in a brown suit labeled "Spoiler", and he's pointing at himself? That guy's also a villain from Electic Company comics, he spoils fun things by popping balloons and trivial things like that.

> He spoils fun things by popping balloons and trivial things like that.

PURE EVIL!

Hey, I had, like, forty cakes I was gonna sell at a bake sale, but I had to go talk to someone and now they're gone. Anyone see what happened to them?

Anyone have that "Infinity Buttplug" thread saved?

In the comics it is. Thanos' ancestors are from Earth. But I'm almost sure they're going to change that.

I wish the MCU had the balls to do this.

>he spoils fun things by popping balloons and trivial things like that.
So he's basically Sup Forums if they were a super villain

He meant that he was going to take it upon himself to complete the construction of the Thanoscopter.

Penguin did it.

If you need more info, call me, my name's Joseph Kerr.

The more I think about Thanos and his big stupid space chair, the more I want his first appearance to the Avengers to be him just floating down from the sky or out of a spaceship on that thing.

worth it. the gems tend to be drawn to one another. by sending his mind stone to Earth, he set the bait to draw the other stones out of hiding, and in the mean time could use the gem remotely to influence events and weaken the heroes.

Thanos is the reason Scarlet Witch let the avengers take Loki's staff, and Thanos is the reason Scarlet Witch showed Tony just the vision he needed to see to unleash Ultron. Thanos has been remote controlling the mind gem all along

With those trips it must be true! I'll call the police to let them know that dastardly Penguin is hatching a cake related plot! Thank you mister Kerr.

confirmed no thanos in gotg 2

And it's pretty much confirmed that Thanos will control Vision, then rip the gem from his skull.
All that foreshadowing in CW about the gem and how little Vision controls or understands it.

I think Scarlet Witch is a "chaos" weapon created by The Other/Chthon against the gauntlet.

He will show up third act of Thor Ragnarok.

>mfw Wanda will never stop being treated by a weapon
She just wants to start again with a new family.

How strong is this cuck without the gems? Because if he was so strong, then why he plays the long game instead of just gathering them by himself?

Did he have any demonstration of power yet? Right now the most powerful blue bald is Apocalypse, the twink men literally needed a cosmic entity to damage him.

>the reason why she is so shellshocked in prison is because she lost another family when the Avengers collapsed

Yeah. Soul Gem is almost certainly in Jeff Goldblum's hands.

Not even the guys at Marvel know. They pretty much make the stuff along the way as confirmed by the ant man stuff on CW and CW being a thing after the BvS announcement.

She needs love.

Because other powers like Asgardians would try and stop him if they knew what he was doing.

Which gem/stone did Thanos gather from Grandmaster in Quest? Was it Soul?

Man, she looks a lot like her sisters when she smiles too broadly.

I assume you haven't seen her sisters in a good while.
You still think they look like this?

>no more iron mans

I guess it makes sense. Then how again, how strong is his? And how strong is Thor compared to the average Asgardian?

>no more manlets

It was Mind, which is more appropriate for the Grandmaster. The Soul Gem was in the hands of the In-Betweener, but he'd be awfully hard to do in a movie.

No, the really plastic surgeried up cheek bones.
Now, they're emaciated skeletons.

The only thing she had done is a nosejob.

Those rigid cheekbones look a little botoxed or something.

She has always had those.

>Thanos uses the stones to resurrect each villain who fell to each
>Reality/Aether = Malekith
>Power/Orb = Ronan
>Mind/Sceptre = Ultron
>Space/Tesseract = Red Skull
>Time and Soul remains

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Let's not forget that he sat around scratching his ass for an entire year before grabbing the gauntlet.

When you've sat in that chair for as long as he has, sometimes your ass needs a little fresh air before you do anything

lmao

She's a weapon built to be cuddled. She's the ultimate cuddle magnet.