What's next for his career?

What's next for his career?

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*burps*
oh excuse me

Omg every sub is like a party sub to him, how amazing

does he really eat the whole fucking thing? is there video of this?

Unironically thought this was a picture of an actor (the person in question) with his kid.

>AND I LEFT WITH THE BEST MAN'S NUMBA

death

the midget does this shit on purpose. also the guy on his left is his gay lover

He was too short sighted

Anyone have that pic of him dragging a frozen turkey on the ground that's almost as big as he is?

Can he even eat the whole thing?

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That sub is as long as his leg

lmao every time

jonah you have to stop your body is cannibalizing your bones

Blacked

Could you imagine shitting a turd longer than your body

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I have so much respect for this guy and his youtube channel is awesome

Why is his torso shaped like a turkey?

holy shit i thought he was just like midget small but he's a walking baby how come there aren't other people like him

Me on the left

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He's a big boy

MOOOOOOOODS

what the fuck

why

The plot of Austin Powers 4

Loved him as Napoleon in Jack Of All Trades... but that was soon after his Mini-Me run.

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Fucking lmao

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>6"1 5"11

how the fuck can he fit that thing in his stomach

>tfw I just came to this shit
handjobs are my weakness, and she jerked his cock good. Had to mute the vid, tho.

Also, way to ruin his orgasm there, lmao.

underrated post

there is nobody on his left retard

You mean his right

Also he slept with a chick for you to see

>she stops jerking when he cums

What the fuck stupid whore can't even give a handjob correctly, send her back to whatever southeast Asian shithole she came from.

>6' vs 5'11

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wtf it's like she's having sex with a baby

but user sometimes when im cumming its too sensitive!

h..have i been cumming wrong? What should I do? this really got me thinjkin

i legitimately feel bad for him in this pic

how white ppl season their food

stop touching your head when you're cumming you idiot

doesnt he take these meme pictures for reddit?

I have to hold the tip of my penis closed while im cumming and then dump it in the toilet or it gets everywhere.

Looks like an infant cumming

Why do I have the overwhelming desire to inflict pain and suffering upon him?

repressed homosexual tendencies?

SOMEBODY STOP HIM

you don't cum into your hand and then lick it off? What's wrong with you?

>gee jona whyd ur mom let u get so many subs

>Verne Troyer is 2'7", ugly as fuck and out of work
>Peter Dinklage is 4'6", handsome for a dwarf, and stars in arguably the biggest TV show of all time
Verne must be so fucking angry.

I've never wtf'ed more in my life.

Does anyone have that sex tape of him?

Not only is this fucking bizarre from the get go, but she fucking butchers the handjob.

dries my throat out and i typically masturabte before i go to bed

He's big for his size. Fascinating

that shoots cum back into your bladder retard enjoy your cumstones

Verne is a shitty actor and accepts every single meme role he is offered, only has himself to blame. Could had easily found or funded some indie work to cement himself as a real actor but he is hack that can only do commercials.

Some could consider him lucky as if he was born with a normal body he would probably just be a wage slave working a warehouse and fucking landwhales.

He's coming to London MCM Comic Con next month.
Might try to steal him in my bag.

the little freak lives for reddit up votes

why? he is filthy rich

Hopefully Mel Gibson puts him in a movie again.

That sounds like a great way to get a urinary tract infection.

Antman. He dosent even need a special suit

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>mfw his cock is bigger than mine