Conan must be the palest human in the world without being an albino

Conan must be the palest human in the world without being an albino

>this is considered very pale in Brazil
Many chinks are paler than him.

He is considered pale anywhere in the world. He even jokes about it.

How is he the funniest host but Kimmel and Fallon are more succesful?

Most people are plebs

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Those guys have shows on much bigger networks like NBC, ABC so a lot more people see them.
Conan has it on TBS

his hair looks so fucking ridiculous.

20 years ago before his hairline was receding it wasn't that bad, but now he just needs to give it up

but they aren't?

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He only needs to bring back the beard.

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So pale that he overcompensated for it later in life. Same thing applies to Robert "Bobby Milk" de Niro.

its called being a ginger. whats really impressive is how massive his forehead is

Nope.

He is a comedian, bro

Conan is actually smart though. He has done a lot more with less.

Lex Luthor?

What's the median salary in the USA? Everyone seems to make millions.

>when you're 100% white

loos better that way desu

holy sheep