Donolbf.
The delegunts.
Donolbf.
The delegunts.
duh-lugnuts Danald
Donald.
I just want a quiet life, Dohnut
Duneldo
tfw deliguts
We had an agreement Dahnuld.
Hand over the delegates Donald. Or else you'll see my fourth and final form!
Look at me Dahnald.
We had a deal Drumpstick
Your appointment with the campaign should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Dahnald.
>I take it he was agreeable?
He didn't really have a choice.
>Has he been nominated?
Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the delegates, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
>This election... the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.
By Fire
By Gun
By Knife
Bye Delegates
deregeitosu
I'm here in support of Ted and his raped delegates.
Hand the bodies over Trump.
Rafael, I... Share your pain
Give up the chase, our time has come and gone
TOTALLY RADICAL, BERNITELLO
anyone remember Rawhide Kobayashi?
ayyy
Dijnuld,
No.
I know what you're getting at. I'm not gonna make the edit tho
Ted no...if you take Donald's delegates, he wins.
Give us the weed, weedman
kek
If I give you weed, the delegates win.
Peyton Manning?
dead
Those who speak ere the name of d a h ' n a l d of all that hath been, of sniveling cowards, where thine Delegation is not partitioned to thee.
SHEER DELEGATE ATTACK
NO WEAKNESS
WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS
Dahnald, my patience is running thin. The delegates, NOW.
...
This is getting out of control
Dabnild
Delegats in hand dibnold
...
donny...
I fucking hate leafs
these threads need to stop.
Dijnuld
Dibild
AND THATS HOW THE NOMINATION WAS WON
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN DAHNALD
thank you for releasing me,
Donald
...
Real talk this is the best meme to come out of the election cycle, even better than jebs guac bowl.
Forget the delegates, I'm hungry, Donald
agreed
Lyin' Ted, he holds the bible high, then he lies.
You should have read it, Ted.
Donald.
Pls respond.
>vocaroo.com
Absolutely fucking amazing. Literal tears
...
excellent
But why
DAHNALD FOR GOD'S SAKE! THE DELEGATES!
I just want a Quiet Election Dawnald
...
kek
Ddddeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhnnnnneeeeeehhhlllldddddd
Deneld
Deldend
Daaahhhhhhhhhllldd
you didn't think it was over
did you daaahhnnaallld?
Gaze into my genitals Dahnuld.
You are getting very sleepy.
The delegates, Donild.
Where are the delegates bodies.
>lugnuts
lmao
New York values Dahnald.
kek
Delegats in HAND or else Dolald
Gold. But seriously, I need those delegates Dahnuld
D̢̤͉̗͍̐̐̐͋̍́̾̂̑̍͆ͨ͆̀O͙̟̦͍̣͕͕̤̝̥̬̽̌̽̉̇ͣ̍̇ͨ͑̈́͐̌͆̚͟͢N̸̸̡̮̰̜̯̠̣̳̝̤͇̟̽͗̆̇ͯ̒́̇̔ͫ̓̀A̛̗̩̰̞̫̍ͩ̉ͫ͒͗̃̽ͮ̀͢͜L̵̐͋̎̐͒ͩ͐̓ͮ̾̆̍͒̓̌͂ͬ̀͢͟͏̭̟̭͍͎͚̩̺̖D̷̛̪̤̟̻͖̹̭̤̬̙͔̯͉̋̿͂͒̌͌͌̆̑̃ͬ͊̄̉͒ͭ̅ͧ̚͜͞!̷̡͉̰͈̗͓̫͍͖̝̓̎ͦ̏̾͊̂
͍̠͔͍͓̪̭̫̯̟̘̯͋̀ͨ͛ͯ̓̿̔̍̓ͣ̎͜͜
̸̆ͯ͐̉͒ͯ̎͌̚͘͞҉͇͙̹͕̺̯͇̩͉̱
̴̨͙͕͔̪̱̖̙̟̺͔̌ͤͪͨ͊̌͐̎͛ͣ̊ͫ́̇́̚͠ͅ
̴̴̛̳͖̼͔͉̱̭̑̏̊̀͗ͭ̀̉ͧͮ͜
̋̋̑͑̋̓̎̔̉ͮ͑̋̄ͦ̌҉̷̼̯͕͍̻͍̳͙̮̘̠͖̼̳͙̮͡ͅ
̸͇̗͓̟̻͓͉͎̻̘̙̪̺̘̒̅ͤ́̅̾̀̊ͨ̽ͩ̾͜͡Tͣ̂̋̊ͭ͂̏̍ͯ̐̚͏̲̪̤͇̻̜̥̮Ḩ̸̷̧̝̼̺̟̙̫̩̲̼͙̜͓̱͎̣̖͖̮̜͐̅̓͒̂ͭ̍̃ͧ͐ͩ̌͆͂ͪ͑͂͢Ẽ̸̴̛̠͔̞̤̪̳͍̟̗̳͔͕̳̭̞͇͙̆͐̀͗ͪ͂͛͟͜ ̴̸̳͖͓̖̞̜̣̝̱̱̹̼͍͙̅̿͐͂̒̉̎̄͜͢ͅDͣ̐̇̅̈̊̈́͌̒ͣ͑́̓͗̆ͭ͡҉̴̴̩̯͖̬͎͓͎͈͈̦̫̰̤͍͕̞̖͉͔E̾̏̄̒̾̋̊͛̊ͯ̎ͯ͟҉̴̡͖̼̜̠̦̳̺̳̻̜̠͕͔̹̹̥͡Lͧ̍̓͐͞҉̢̼̟̲̜̳̜͈̯̪͢͠ͅE̟̥̫̲̖̱͖̘̖͍̪̳ͭ̓̒͆̀͒̍ͦͫ̽̓̐͋̂́ͬ̑ͮ̀̚Ģ̷̛̖̥̳͍̹̤̟̟͓̪̝͓̳͍̝̲̰̻̘̌́̿̈́́͢Ã̶̦̩̆̈͂̏͗̌͋ͯ͘ͅT̛͈͈̖̳͇̱͈͖̈̋̍͑̏̅̄̔ͯ̍̚̚͡Ẽ̡̩͚̹̗̱̲̝̗̈̿̆̾̓̽́͠͞S̏̌̏̑͒͑ͯ̍͟͏͙͚̦͉͎̱̩̗̩̝̦͔͜,̷̶̧̗̘̲̤̠̜̟̘̰̫͔̬̝͉̖̰͕͊͛́̆͞ͅ ͍̭͇͉̫̮̬̹͙͕̅̉ͦ̍̅̈́ͭ̂̄̈͌ͨͮ̚̚͘͡͠N̡̤̫̰̖̉͛ͬ̋͊́Oͦͪͣ͛ͫ̂ͩͪͣ͛͏͚̙͎̱̱̖W͖̹̤̖̦̳̭̅͗ͫ̃̔̈́̉̚͘͠!̵̧̺̝̘̙̲̤͕̻̘̙̦̩̘̞͇̹̯͈͕ͮͩͪ̎͐͡
>this is a bag of feces
Me and my wife's son don't have all day Dahnald.
The Delegates, if you please.
Psst, bro you just gotta sneak them delegates from him.
LOL
this actually fits.
This already looks like your final form. You're a big guy now.
Dinald, if you do not produce the delegates forthwith, I will continue to manifest in your dreams as a sphincter witch, always sneaking a diddle of your taint.
Don't tempt me, Dijnuld
You haven't seen anything yet Dahnuld.
*Rips shirt sleeves*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>skelegates
Shit, that killed me
seen that too many tiems
what is it from
>gaze into my genitals
oh wow
^^
Big Trouble in Little China
>Not paying your dues in CURRENT YEAR
Come to bed Dahnald, and don't forget to bring your delegates.
HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER THAT
DOBALD
DOBALD NO
...
DA'LD!
GIVE TEH DAGLTS!
˙plɐuop 'sǝʇɐƃǝlǝp ǝɥ┴
Dolald give me that delegate whistle
The primaries are over man, if you're gonna meme it up at least keep with the current.
LMFAO
Did you think I'd forgotten, Donald?
For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I hope you enjoyed yourself. I really do.
Because in the time that you were president, I have amassed a great and terrible army of of
skeleton delegates - skelegates, if you will, Donald.
Without you around to ward off the forces of Chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Donald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine!
Together with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority I need to become the Republican nominee, and fight a principled conservative campaign for President. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Donald. Your New York ways will taint the Party no longer.
This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into TEN THOUSAND YEARS of darkness, and the delegates...they will be at my side every step of the way. Thank you, Donald.
Someone please explain to a Bong
I take back everything i've ever said about canadians
why the fuck did that vocaroo shit copy as well?
ignore it
You know why I'm here, Donald. The time has come.
The delegates. Hand them over.
GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DONALD!!!!
I hoped my speech would sway you, Dahnald, but it seems I must take my delegates back by force.
God damn it
Dnld. Delgut. Nw.