Alexander Jahans?

The fuck is wrong with this crazy fucker? Found his vids a week ago. Why is he obsessed with Sup Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=pepTIiGc7zY

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youtu.be/GH4d7ssT5Y0
youtube.com/watch?v=-qBw3_rmqZ4
youtube.com/watch?v=aCb1Nab5M6Y
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he is another victim of single motherhood

Sup Forums harasses him apparently.

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No he talks about his dad in some vids

then he is another victim of neglect

I think he's just a born genetic fuckup, also he talks about being severely bullied as a kid

Feel sorry for him man

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All that tissue. So much masturbation happens in that room.

I imagine his room smells of sweaty balls and moldy semen stains.

He is repulsive.

true, though not as repulsive as that jpg

is this his soundcloud

soundcloud.com/alt-right/

His welcome bit always makes me laugh because he tries so hard to sound suave and intelligent but still doesn't realize how goofy he is.

shut up shitlord you'll pay for smearing the great A. G. Jahan----- I mean hell yea what a fuckin' loser haha amirite fellow 4channer

>damaged genetics
>shit-tier diet and lifestyle causing health problems and hormone imbalances
>mind full of Marxist drivel-can only repeat platitudes that he doesn't really understand

He's basically the poster child of what happens when the Jews win.

>cap resources
Barely into his video (good grief) and that fat, nu-male of a colossal faggot's already throwing himself under the bus. Everything in his life revolves around energy (in one form or another) supporting his loaded weighty ass. He's likely driven around in a car (no way that fat tard's ever walked); consumes shit which includes medicine; buys tacky shirts which were likely produced in the third-world. Uses a laptop and records on a webcam which, while are powered by electricity, aren’t done so through renewable green faggot means. Does he think you can just slap a solar panel on the biggest energy-eating machine and it'll fucking function?

He’s probably thinking ‘you should be affected by the cap, not me’, like all grandiose pricks who think we should all cut back our energy consumption. He’s basically a moral Jew who takes his pleasure at the expense of others, which could be considered rape.

The worst thing about this faggot is he can’t even argue without stuttering, pausing, flailing his bingo wings and go on pointless tangents. He hasn’t figured out that the best political vloggers script their shit to make it as painless as possible on the viewer. I don’t want to shit through two hours of autism just to barely get a grasp on a point he’s not even clear on. The fucker even started saying “95% of the Barrier Reef is fucking gone”, okay, relative to fucking what – since the planet was born? Throwing around a variable figure’s fine and all, but not providing some fucking context makes them relative to nothing: meaningless.

Then you're a pussy. Everyone has had a bully, but you have to deal with it at one point.

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It's weird how some Brits almost look Indian from India

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He was probably born a woman.

That's called inbreeding.

no there's leaked dick pics on a gay porn site from him

I'm pretty sure it's actually called being part gypsy

He has a legitimate medical problem that causes his body to produce barely any testosterone. The average woman has more testosterone than he does. This fucked up his body, and it's also the reason he's such an emotional little girl about everything.

He recently got on testosterone hormone treatments, but he'll need surgery to fix his giant man boobs. Like they aren't just fat guy man boobs, he developed legit boobs at puberty. He then lamented about the fact that even if he got his hormones in check and got his boobs removed it still wouldn't make his dick grow. The genetic abnormality caused him to have a micro penis with really small balls.


Honestly I feel bad for him. I'll see if I can find the video

If that were really the case, wouldn't he have a more feminine shape overall? I mean he just looks like a fat dude with breast implants.
And his voice is deeper than a woman's

His boobs are pretty pointy for a guy.

how has nobody said autism? The kid is unironically autistic, or asperberger's at least

Skip to 8:00

youtu.be/f0VlKxA7NUw

he'd probably be just a really ugly large woman honestly m8. His voice was much more feminine before he started the test injections.

yea he mentioned that before

his voice is so creepy before he started testosterone therapy, fuckkckckc

also I had a decent kek at 7:15 when he had to stop the vid because his mommy knocked on the bedroom door

Here he talks about the fact he feels bad about lusting over women and discusses his tiny dick

youtu.be/GH4d7ssT5Y0

He's on testosterone treatments now. His earlier videos he sounded like a squeaker on xbox live. Look at the other videos I have in this thread where he discussed it

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Hit the gym Faggot!

I'll save y'all time. He explains in the comments. It's 2.5in on a good day at absolute best

He has autism. It's one of the bigger reasons why he can't do what he wants to do.

He says what he really wants is to get in shape, be healthy, and get a pretty blonde submissive girlfriend. It's like he knows what he should be doing but his brain just shorts out when it comes to doing it

Wr really need to ban xenoestrogens and make an effort to remove them from our environment. This guy doesn't happen by accident

Oh no, it's another mentally ill retard that deserves no attention whatsoever but the faggots on Sup Forums are more than ready to give it him

Jahans lives matter

>pics
Can't believe I'm saying this. Source?

Google's your friend if you're dumb enough to try to find it.........

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>XXXL shirt as a curtain
>toilet paper roll on the bed

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youtube.com/watch?v=-qBw3_rmqZ4

:(

He and his boyfriend broke up because he raised his voice because his boyfriend wouldn't let him masturbate.

whats the time for that?

black pigeon speaks is obsessed with this autist cunt for some reason

he told me he's trying to save him

13:30

How does one get to know black pigeon speaks? He talks about BPS towards the end of this video I think

I just started to message him on YT about politics, he responded.

put a time stamp you fucking faggot I just spent like 5 minutes watching this faggot talk about his faggot boyfriend jesus christy

great video lol

Well, how was his response? Logical?

>1:17 like/dislike ratio
>seems autistic, youtube is probably all he has
>toilet paper on the bed

I just instantly felt bad and stopped watching

In ancient Sparta, this guy would've been killed off. In this video, he tells us that he is basically a genetic freak
youtube.com/watch?v=-qBw3_rmqZ4

Yea, and mature. He's trying to reach out to Jahans to save him from his autistic liberal fuckery

What the fuck

This exact thread was posted fucking yesterday, and hours ago, yet has the exact same fucking posts, from the exact same fucking flags

What in gods name is going on here

this fucking guy

proofs?

This guy is the only one I actually feel some sympathy for though; I mean, this guy got the rough end of the genetic stick. We all joke about leftist effeminate nu-male hipsters but this guy never had a chance due to his medical condition.

I'm having a hard enough time trying to improve myself, I can't even imagine what it'd be like if I almost completely lacked testosterone, had actual man-boobs, a high voice and a tiny dick; talk about being fucked from the start, it's pretty sad

Sorry it was this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=aCb1Nab5M6Y

32:20

I watch way too much of this cunt it all kind of blends together.

I wish he never deleted his original anti-ukip video where he's wearing a dr who shirt

>a suicide helmet, hand crafted and designed to deliver nine shotgun shells simultaneously to his head

If this nigga was so smart why did he think you need to get brained by 9 shotgun shells to die

Some of Jahans' cousins in AmeriKKKa

Because if it's the last thing you're going to do, you might as well put in a little more than just the minimum amount of effort.

Also because it's awesome

How is this fucker allowed to mention Sup Forums without being doxxed and/or driven to tears?

Old Sup Forums my ass.

He had tons of breakdowns because of Sup Forums lmfao

Might as well make sure if you have one shot at it. It's prudent, really.

He has an AMA up at the moment. I can't believe that you guys are missing this.

youtu.be/wHWsDlUflLs

Google image "shotgun slug wound", imagine what his fucking head looked like after 9

lol you're in love with him
what a faggot

>his head
What head?

>the Great Barrier Reef is 95% destroyed
Stopped watching

o shit

it's not that simple. we can't control how our parents raise us. some people just have weak heart, some people just are afraid of making noises, of offending others. it's more complex than just "i stood up for myself, why can't you ?". of course no one wants to be raised wrongly. it's like, for years, your parents, your environment, mold you, and after like 18, the mold dries out and becomes permanent. i mean, who the hell is conscious about it ? if i could choose who i want to be raised by of course i wouldn't choose my parents. remolding a dried cement is not easy. you don't get to do that because you were molded perfectly, in perfect shape. you had just the right upbringing and experiences that shaped your personality well. no, i don't feel bad about poor people, i feel bad about rich and spoiled people. because i'm one of them and you don't know how i wish i was born poor and in difficult life.

>Alex Jackhands

In his last video he confirmed he has Kallmann Syndrome.

i can't help but think that if i lived in that shithole, i would be working as hard as possible to get the fuck out of there, instead of making shitty you tube videos displaying my near total destitution

>Why is he obsessed with Sup Forums?
He had some cringy leftist stuff up iin the run up to the 2015 election (may have been some other political event ), Brit/pol/ had a field day with him which he reacted to. Basically just a lulzcow he went as far as showing everyone "his tits" and wiggling them around at some point iirc.

Damn my lust. I think the name of the video is.