Ultimate Spider-Man Storytime

Ultimate Spider-Man Storytime

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get in here, faggots

we're doing cloning

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>where did you come from?
>where did you go?
>where did you come from, cotton-eye Joe?

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C'MON PIZZA-MAN. PIZZA.

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holy fuck, OP you were right
holy shit what the fuck is happening indeed

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YES. PIZZA.

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Just the tip of the iceberg

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brb, going to the shop for some frozen pizzas

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This is actually kind of exhausting, so many insane reveals in quick secession

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So did Bendis decide that if he was going to do the clone saga, he would make it even more of an insane clusterfuck than the original? Because holy hell, what is going on.

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Probably, only this is actually good and nowhere near as long.

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This is so fucked up, their attitude.

"Yaaay aren't you happy to be an abomination of science whose life has been ruined for our profit? Isn't this exciting? Don't worry, we're going to brainwash you into an assassin and give you a new name. Here's the brainwasher right now!"

How is Spider-Girl not flipping out and punching their heads off? I hope Carnage ate them all, painfully.

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