You think they ever fucked?

You think they ever fucked?

Fassbender tried really hard to get that ass in real life to the point of sexual harassment but she wouldn't give it up

David doesn't have a dick

More like Assbender amirite?

How are you sure?

>You think they ever fucked?

No.

You know he wanted to. What healthy man doesn't want to bury his face in Noomi's pusy?

>healthy man

No, that is incorrect.
He is Michael: The Last Assbender and he will make her bend the ass.

not dark enough

I doubt it. I know David had a quip about himself having to wear a suit as not to defeat the purpose of trying to approximate a human being but who is going to see him naked and for what reason? He doesn't need a penis and even if for some dumb reason he did why would they program him with a desire to sexually reproduce?

He's an android not a replicant

Is that really the best this man can do? Times are really tough in the dating market

i'll set the scene
>they're in seperate beds about to go to sleep
>David asks her if she can still have sex after her alien c-section
>Shaw is naked and drops the sheet exposing herself to David
>she asks him if he wants to find out
>he rolls on his side to face away from her and declines

He wants to tame the savage beast. His tastes are too extreme, only beastiality provides him with enough perverse pleasure nowadays.

WalterXDavid is the patrician's perspective. Not this gross "NoomiXDavid" shit. Fuck off.

Weyland was too much of a narcissistic perfectionist not to make his prized android creation "fully functional."

Once she was dead, sure.

it still hurts...

Ash is often seen in the original film as sexually frustrated, and his attack on Ripley was a stand in for a rape he couldn't physically commit. David continues this theme, and futher adds the element of reproduction. He impregnates Shaw, by proxy through her husband, and then proceeds to birth their "children" from her eggs, postmortem.

who knows but i wish he'd fuck me

Source?

He saw her flat pancake tits and killed everyone on that world

Oh yeah

Ew, holy fuck I know right? He's better off just being gay than having sex with a goddamn animal.

Yeah but the context of that was about wearing an environmental suit when he didn't have to. Since they couldn't breath there it would off-putting if he was walking around without a suit too. Not the same thing at all and if anything it would seem to affirm that he did in fact have a penis. If a human saw him without clothes it would certainly ruin the illusion that he was one of them.