Let's be honest

This is the only part of America that really matters

This is an excellent post.

Ayyyooo /tri state/ area represent somerset here.

>you will never own multiple penthouses in Manhattan and multi-million dollar houses in Greenwich and Hamptons

I dont even know it exists.
T. Miami

AMEN

Never met yorkers.

Florida is our summer colony bitch

Never met your people here, miami and california are the future.

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Miami has nothing going for it, Texas amd Virginia are the future

M E N T I O N E D

>Texas amd Virginia are the future
This

mentioned

rarely ever leave this whole orange area

Therws nowhere better than Miami, now shoo lesser citizen.

redpill me on california

wrong
t. resident of long island

long island is a genuine shit hole rivaled only by new jersey

Silicon Valley is the only part of America that matters. The fact that you guys will get butthurt over this is proof of envy.

sillicon valley and wall street work together brainlet

Do you know when Americans try to say 'county' and end up saying 'kyehwnee' instead? Good times.

this is a tri state general slavboi and not a d*xie thread

Everything outside of NYC is a shithole

Also, why aren't the counties directly to the north of NYC named sth like Mishkin, Menorah and Oyoyoy? Don't you think that's a bit discriminatory?

northeast coast is objectively the best part of the US

>Virginia
Lol what

There are more Jews in your country than all of New York.

Great place unless you like:
Guns
Cars
Not overpaying