Have you ever had a good, lovely sex?

Have you ever had a good, lovely sex?

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I had drunk sex once 4 years ago

No

No but I've had some exhilarating faps

Yeah. It's pretty nice but all in all overrated as fuck.

Quite literally me, and I was so drunk I fucked her half-hard and came in 2 minutes, safe to say I'm still a virgin

No

;_;

>Have you ever had a good, lovely sex?
I am a virgin

one time a fat mexican girl said she would have sex with me but I didn't do it because she was fat

I think she thought I didn't want to have sex with her because she was mexican but that wasn't true, it's because she was at least 50-60 pounds heavier than me

With my bf all the time.

No, pretty much all the sex I had was shitty. I'm bad at making love because a) autism and b) too much porn.

HAHAAHAHA HA AHHAAhAH aHAHH

Go meet a real bf instead of waiting your time on Sup Forums

No
I have social anxiety and am manlet

I was a dumbass who thought the shit in trap doujins about the trap jumping on a nice big cock immediately were real. I met up with some guy i met from a fucking Sup Forums thread (fuck off he's cute) and put on some cute clothes, and then I got jammed down on his dick and it was the worst pain i've ever felt in my entire life. Seriously, i'm surprised there wasn't blood back there. Anyways, after writhing around on the floor for a few minutes in agony, i made him go buy me chicken tenders while I sat in the room and cried. Haven't had sex since then.
TL;DR: foreplay, my niggas.

I didn't even cum sooooo. She did suck my dick though.

>wanting to get fucked in the ass
nigga I don't care if that was a full on girl that's gay as heck dude

>not wanting to get all dolled up and fucked in the ass
nigga you the gay one

did you succ him off at least?

m8, if you're peeper was in her vegata you are not a virgin..... you're still pretty pathetic, but not virgin

no i kinda killed the mood
we're still dating tho

When I was 11, me and this 14 year old girl stripped to our underwear and dry-humped the fuck out of each other

My only sexual experience

fooled around with this bird for about half the time over a 12-hour stay not too long ago. had pizza and used her toothbrush without telling her.

that was fun.

ask him to be more gentle with you next time

i'm addicted to sex but also unable to enjoy it

I literally fucking DIED laughing at your post. Thank you for sharing! Your sacrifice was not in vain.

t. bi-curious but n-no homo

I've had drunk sex twice and both times were fucking horrible and permanently damaged my opinion of myself

Take his cock again. Stop being a bitch. Use safe lube.

Obligatory

10/10 post

Pretty good. My qt Chinese wife and I have a lot of sex toys. She's got a fat ass, I love reverse cowgirl

I have never held a girl's hand. I'm almost 21. It's difficult to live and exist and be a person.

i can still barely take two fingers

>bird

Hmmmmmmmmm

Had a girlfriend for 5 years. Had comfy sex almost daily at the beginning, weekly later on, basically bi-weekly by the end. She broke up with me. Haven't had any since, 4 years. Not because of a lack of opportunity, but because she emotionally fucked me up so bad that I still can't get over it.

ok. it might have...could have been a wombat.

but those tits, mate.

Who cares

Fuck women

Oh wait hahahahaha

get over it pussy

This is literally the cutest thing I've ever read.

it's not that easy for autists. we brood a lot and it's hard to move past things that hurt us emotionally.

that's a fucking wolf

Ask to get fingered more.

Is the HIV part true?

>Who cares
Me. I care.

No. KHHV. I don't give a fuck about losing my virginity or getting a gf.

>I don't give a fuck
Lie. If you didn't care you would just scroll past this thread as opposed to posting.

probably not
it's usually 12 weeks before a diagnosis
unless the POZ load is particularly strong

>relatively good looking
>porn addicted since 14
>all those russian qts you see posted on Sup Forums around me here and there
>they led me to the state of a constant spermotoxicosis
>25yo
>kissless
>never hold a hand
>never even tried to do something about it
>permavirgin it seems

>brazilian anal rape master

Im guessing its particularly strong

>tfw attractive and smart but too antisocial to have ever had any romantic relations

*fox

>>porn addicted since 14
we are all going to make it brah

work out to get rid of stress and fap to not-porn when you feel the urge to PMO.

I keep a calendar and mark a day i don't PMO with a green check, and a day i do with a red x. daily goals keep me in line.

Really fucking hate you normalfags.
Fuck off.

lol fag

>falling for the femoid jew
no thanks

...

No, and I will never have it. Women's sexuality scares me and sluts disgust me. A woman who is looking for sex is a slut.

What does women's sexuality mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=CzOpzSA9jSM

I get a occasional pity fuck from a slutty mega Stacy friend. That’s it. She’s a nice girl and way out of my league, but it kills my soul each time.

To own this piece of sexiness

>hen I got jammed down on his dick and it was the worst pain i've ever felt in my entire life.

You dumb fuckhead lol there's a reason "training your asshole" is a thing and not some generic hentai quote.

The fact that women show that they want sex for their own sake, like men do. I would only be comfortable with an untouched woman who will sleep with me as a sacrifice to make me happy. The smallest amount of sexual confidence or agency on her part terrifies me, that's why I'll stay a wizard forever.

another victim of animefaggotry

Yes but was long long time ago.

Yes, happily married

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