I'm an American desperately searching to emigrate to a foreign country

I'm an American desperately searching to emigrate to a foreign country.

I just don't like it here. People are divided and toxic, and I hear foreign women tend to be much more non-materialistic.

In all honesty, what advice would you give an American looking to GTO of the USA? Which country should I go to? Canada, Sweden, Norway, and Finland are all strong considerations at this point due to their progressive governments.

Seriouslt, please help. This is not a joke

>I hear foreign women tend to be much more non-materialistic.

>progressive governments
Have you considered killing yourself?

canada

>Canada, Sweden, Norway, and Finland

you're trying to decide between four extremely rich, white, English speaking countries? you can't really go wrong lmao.

Those aren't the countries to try if you want to get away from materialism though. All of them except Finland are effectively American vassals. Canadians, Swedes, and Norwegians are all extreme Americaboos and if you want to get away from American culture it's best to avoid the places where its worshipped. Have you considered maybe Latin America or Eastern Europe instead?

Fug off we're full

Try to tell me it's not true. We are the culture that produced the Kardashians and the Cash Me Ouside gir (Danielle Bregoli)l. We even awarded her with a record deal for acting like a slut and rapping at the age of 14. It can't get worse than that.

How hard is it to emigrate there? It is my first choice since my hot cousin married a rich guy and lives in Canada, and I get to hang out with her there all the time. I could pay her some rent maybe and move into her guest house?

that's just capitalism and hollywood trying to cash in on anything they possibly can to make money. I don't think it has to do with American women being intrinsically dufferent than other women. also never post my waifu again

I am looking to move too.

Doesn't Norway have the highest GDP?

I'm thinking there, learning Norweegien must suck tho

Wait... you;re waify is 14

We found Roy Moore guys, he's a 4channer

>also never post my waifu again
Weeeuuuu Weeeeuuu, hear that? The popo be coming to arrest yo ass for sayin a 14yo be yo waifu bro

Legal in Germany

>they love American culture
Nobody even likes American culture outside of ooga booga land you just swamp us with it through trade deals destroying local industry and ork levels of population shitting out more than anybody else can

>us

which part of Canada, Norway, or Sweden are you from? quiet, bogan.

>Nobody even likes American culture
Bullshit. I use Periscope.

Even European and Russian girls wear shits that say shit like I

Woah are you trolling or serious. Confirmation needed, my senses detect bullshit

Where ever you go, you can only get there and survive there by moving there on a work visa and having a job before you land.

You have to apply to jobs and have them put in all the effort to bring you over.

If you have an education and experience in a needed field it won't be hard. If not it will never happen.

>t. guy who immigrated to Canada, and now will immigrate out of the North America shithole in 2 years

Not all are "Americaboos". My master plan is to learn their language and move there to teach English to them. Guaranteed to hook up with hot foreign college-age girls

Took me 10 mins to solve the Captcha fuckkkk, I'm drunk

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>move to 1st world countries to teach English

I hope you have a master's or PhD in English...otherwise fuck off with your spam thread you drunk retard

>I hear foreign women tend to be much more non-materialistic.

heh

fuck off

13 even in Spain

We had it at 14 too till 2004 or something.

For scientific purposes,, are American immigrants welcome in Spain?

It's true. Donald Trump's wife is European and she is not materialistic.

Sweet Slovenian girl

Go to Iraq, the level of emasculation USA has shown that place has earned the respect of every Iraqi.

You will be treated like a well respected and feared war lord

No no She isnt, She just married a 24 year older billionaire

>I hear foreign women tend to be much more non-materialistic.
Funny every 12 year old in every country says that.

I know Franz. I was telling joke.

Is funny because I say Melania is sweet, innocent girl. But she not. She is level 9000 golddigger