You have literally two fucking seconds to convince me that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson isn't a better pick for president...

You have literally two fucking seconds to convince me that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson isn't a better pick for president than Drumpf or Shillary.

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I'd vote for him just for the lulz

We haven't reached rock bottom yet.

prophecy is being fulfilled

He probably would make a better pick, in all honesty. At least the Rock is somewhat articulate and level headed.

Badum tiss

I'd vote if he gives the People's Elbow to both Clinton and Trump.

Nobody knows his political stances; he leaves them ambiguous. I wouldn't vote for him if he was a fiscal liberal.

Doom

Watch that movie and tell me he is fit for anything.

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is he red pilled? If he goes against niggas #imwithhim

The Rock is a champ he would make a sweet president.

>not voting for the Goldust/Booker T ticket

New fans suck.

Trump is already the peoples champ, shit bird.

the people's champ

I cant. i'd honestly vote for him without a second thought. love that man.

>X does something remotely interesting
>"X should be president XD XD"

truly one of the biggest indicators someone is totally undeveloped politically

i don't understand why the fuck people are constantly saying this

Roland

The Rock is too much of a nice guy, although the thought of the actual president of the united states making a surprise entrance to wrestlemania is pretty sweet.

Johnson 2020 "the people's choice"

Yo let's doo it

rollinggg

Tell me how trump is not more competent than hillary and dwayne johnson combined when it comes to things involved in the office of the president. (long leadership experience, good results etc. know how of business and trade, knows how to create massive amounts of jobs)

And you're basically arguing.. yeah let's just throw up a random celebrity cause that would be a better president.. I don't think you quite understand is that the presidency is about merit and competence not some kind of award ceremony for likeable person of your choosing.

John Cena could be his vice president

>Drumpf
You sir, are hi-la-rious I tip my hat to you good sir

he's samoan so idk

>tfw i work with a gun enthusiast white supremacist qt3.14 but she's married

I just don't see it.

Isn't he pretty moderate or vague on his political views? You can't just be a really likeable person who tries to please everyone. Doesn't work. Remember Carter?

He'd probably take some of the Hillary Goldman Sachs Clinton vote. Could only be a good thing.

>KILLING OVER 50 HORSES for insurance fraud
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Come on baby

Just hang in there, lad. Is her husband red pilled? If not, kill him when it's happening and take her.

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>trump
>yeezus
>the rock

Well he is the self proclaimed people's champ.

He would still shit up any movie he's in

>Arnold will never become president of america
Why even live in this memeless world.

gotta believe

Roll.
>Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vs Hulk Hogan 2020 Presidential Campaign

KEK WILL IT

ROLLANDO

NICE!

Minus the pedophilia.

With that resume what do you expect?

rollrollrollroll

Historically the US is electing, criminals, liars, celebrities etc. Last time I checked he ticks at least one of the boxes.
His growing popularity makes him the perfect candidate

lets roll senpai

dolan

Don't Samoans really dislike niggers in the US? Islanders here seem to distance themselves from them, with some of the younger generations being drawn to the cancerous thug culture.

Senpai the rock splits his ticket to attract the samoan, smack down, RAW, and White voter groups the largest in the US . GG Johnson - Cena 2016 you dun gud.

>drumpf
Go away.

well idk, he's pretty hollywood, just did a film with kevin hart

Id like it if he stayed in his Rock persona the whole time

>president calls press conference
>IF YOU SMEEEEEEELL
>FINALY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE
>*glass breaks*
>BAH GAWD ITS STONE COLD, THE TEXAS RATTLE SNAKE IS IN THE BUILDING
>stone cold gives stunner to president rock while easily disposing of his secret service staff
>stone cold takes rocks PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA belt
>stone cold faces the camera
>"stone cold is adding a new amendment to the Constitution, that says I just kicked your ass!"
>*glass breaks*
>stone cold struts back into the white house

After the world is repaired by Trump, he would be the best choice to keep humanity strong.

>in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of 2020, the presidential tickets will be Johnson/Cena and West/Swift
a terrifying vision of the future

I can't. He would be.

The man eats 821lbs of cod a year. How can I argue with that?

rollllin

rrrrrrrowl

Aside from acting in movies, what has he done?

fuck it

Good point.

Would mark out/10

Retarded fuckers being brainwashed by the liberal media, president Camacho aka terry crews is who you want
>family man
>hard working
>good with people
>will lift the economy with his pecs

#Can'tparrytheTerry

he's better than hillary

he's not better than trump

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Someone wanna trade?

Lots of squats I think

>skinny, ginger, small titted, tight, submissive cum lover, anti-social family oriented gun enthusiast

where do i register desu

He was the most electrifying man in sports entertainment you roody-poo, candy-ass jabroni.

scat + cleaning freak ;')

Peabrain

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

Would be quite funny to see him debating people at one of the primaries

only if the election process changes to a hunger games style trial by combat. but he would be a pucci to volunteer as tribute

He's not white.

his dad is black but he didn't have a good relationship with him. Seems like he kind of distances himself from blacks in general and just identifies as Samoan. Hard to tell.

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Not bad

holy shit thats not half bad tbqh

But he is way better

He isn't.

Bloody brilliant except for chubby. But I suppose it pairs well with good cook.

worse than my actual waifu

>meat up with the rest of G8
>some nelsons and tackles later he convinced everyone of his ideas
he would be a strong president

Fucking degeneracy gone too far

I'm feel sick

wtf is wrong with you

alternative sport athlete is your political option?


maybe Julius Malema is your guy

you sincerely want america become Third World countrie

>tumblr-haired, flat chested, chubby, weed-smoking otaku with uncontrolled borderline personality disorder who has had 93 facials from other men before meeting me.
violent murder it is then

2nd post best post

t

vaginas are so fucking disgusting

also rollan

>average as fuck, but plays vidya, is a nazi, and isn't a skank
Acceptable.

>The Rock will never be your friend

Anyone can just shoot a bunch of shit in their body and become inhumanly big. Let's elect this faggot because he survived all the disgustingly unnatural shit he puts his body through.

I would still vote for him for a goof. Voting doesn't matter.

He was a member of The Nation

so was Owen Hart

t. saints row

UNDERRATED KEK

>not the Undertake

faggot Cena is an homosexual

Yea... maybe? Right now I am imagining both the Rock and Based Putin in an Epic Cage match to determine the ruler of the free world

Id rather have the rock than hilary but he seems like more of a republican than a democrat

I'd preffer Schwarz the Nigger

Your stone cold friend

Laying the smackdown on politico candy ass. The Rock would take the world to the smackdown hotel and fix those jabronis some pancakes whipe gently stroking his strudel over thier comotose bodies......