Which country has the best drinking culture?

Which country has the best drinking culture?

Americans and their piss-water need not apply.

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England has best drinking culture.
Pubs are such homely places

saudi arabia

>Americans and their piss-water need not apply.

Y'all faggots don't even know about our GOAT craft beer.

Benelux and central European countries.

Gee, I wonder.

"Ya'll"

Kill yourself.

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Ever hear about garaj in Russia?

Lel, you're all shit cunts

I probably go with Germany as far as a well balanced drinking culture goes but they don't understand Ales like the British.

Actually I always found Belgium pretty good, and Bavaria, never had a bad drink in Bavaria, also Germans know how to drink properly.

>be with yanks
>go out after work for a drink
>they leave pub inside 30 mins
>mfw
>yanks think going for a drink means literally going for A drink

>Central-European

The fuck does that even mean?

Obviously us.

Nordic, hands down

> get drunk
> use beer bong to get more drunk
> puke
> drink more
> pass out

Subdrinkers need not apply

Yeah I hate that, going out for A DRINK is a 6 minimum.

>be with Yanks who have loving wives and children
>they do me courtesy if stopping by a pub after work
>they grab a drink and quickly get home to their families and other responsibilities
>I stay and drink in sorrow while racking up a huge bar tab
>then I bitch about it on an anime forum

What drinking culture REALLY means

France, of course.
Wake up, drink some gnole.
11h30, time for pastis.
12h00, lunch, drink some wine
14h00 end of lunch, drink digestif for good measure
16h00, have a beer
18h00, end of work day, time to relax, drink pastis again
20h00, dinner, drink wine again
21h00 end of dinner, drink digestif again
22h00, time to sleep, have a glass of liqueur for good dreams
Repeat the next day.

British brewer here, Americans are leading the field and their beers I respect are not piss water.
Heady Topper is a beer most British brewers wish they could sell here.
Russian River, Alesmith, 3Floyds, Oskar, Founders and Pizza Port to name a few.
My bar is based on the brwepub style they have over there. Most yanks are pleb tier drinkers but when their IPA's are 6.5-8% standard and UK ones are 4.5-6% you can hardly call them pisswater. Yeah Bud, Pabst and now to some extent Goose Island are mass marketed bland liquids so is all American cutlure:- Music, Fashion, Food, Cars, Sports and Movies it's all the Jew's game to part stupid suckers with their cash. Go to a real greengrocer/butcher not a supermarket, go to a real brewer not a PubCo or go to a local independant sports store and you'll still find people passionate about what they do, buy into the mass marketed hyper conglomerate lifestyle of cheaper is better and you'll find yourself settling for inferior product all the while falling for the old Jew meme that were massive so we must be good

I'll drink you under the table m8

How does it feel that we cuck you of your islands and coastal cities every summer and turn them into drinking colonies?

>drinking games

She looks comfy and classy. Would waifu.

Belgium have best beers

>beer pong
>not ring of fire

Pretty cool, you are fun people. Thanks for all the party!

>racking up a huge bar tab
I don't think you've been drinking in the UK

I'd rank Germany up there, their wheat beer is really good.

We have a decent drinking culture actually, some quality (and affordable) wines out here.

No problem Pablo, now make my bloody chips!

Finland

Ireland/Scotland for whiskey
Russia for vodka
Netherlands/Belgium for beer

Pre-Caliphate Germany, Russia, Ireland.

I don't live in Mallorca, sorry. :(

Either you guys or us germans.
You got the comfy pubs and the nice really dark ales and stouts.
we got beergarden and amazing wheat beers and pils.

Also Kölsch the Rolls Royce of the summer beers.

>Wake up drink some gnole

Top kek

Kek, dont even try to mess with the bongs or the krauts when it comes to beer.
All those hipser nigger craft beers are lemonade for pussies.

>wine

are you a woman?

Either Slavs or Nords.

switzerland. beer is for poors

I like Holland toothpastebro, some schmokes in Amnesia/Barneys/Greenhouse/Homegrown Fantasy then to wet me whistle in Brouwerij 't IJ, Wildeman, Beer Temple, Arendsbar.

Those dank dark brown pubs you have were you can chill out and watch passers by in an inebriated haze. BE-FUCKING-DANKT

I would say Czech Republic.
You can eat a really good meal and have a few beers for under 10€ there and you are still allowed to smoke in restaurants there.
Definitely very comfy.

korea is good

>dont even try to mess with the bongs or the krauts when it comes to beer.
lol drop the beer elitist faggotry; I travel regularly and I've had both.

The Irish are cunts though, all they ever do on nights out is look for a fight. Even when they come over here, they're a bunch of mouthy wankers.

Craft beer here is getting better and better, but our drinking culture still kinda is shit here. I'm constantly reminded of a story one of my friends told me about his visit in Germany:
>Riding subway with German friend
>He sees some guy open up backpack and pull out a bottle of beer
>"D-dude... He's drinking in public."
>"Yeah so?"
>"Isn't that like illegal or something?"
>"Not here"
>"O-oh"

That and Germans just casually drinking all day.

We're starting to get back to having a local brewery in every town now. I love having one just a short walk from home I can get from the source.

my country

Then you should know what I mean.

Malaysia.

Teh Tarik 24/7/365

:^)

PS. French are basterds

>Wake up, drink some gnole
With cofee please

Nice selection. If you really want to get serious theres these two breweries called Kane and Carton that both do some really good stuff. Kane especially since they're more into small batch limited releases.

Belgian students during a cantus.

the recent euros would imply otherwise. english fans getting in fans every night. irish fans having a laugh, not getting in any trouble.

German "beers"
Kek.

Ireland's pretty good.

I like this man and his post.

>ywn be a wealthy daimyo in feudal japan
>ywn have qt geisha serve you sake all night then give you the succ
Why go on

Us.

Honourable mentions
>Aussies
They do alright but talk a bigger game than they bring and act more pissed than they are. Australian drinking is about looking cool or acting mongrel.

>Englishmen, Scotchmen, Welshmen
Good drinkers but they can't keep their shit together on the long haul. Become more childish as they drink more.

>Irishmen
Much like us but depressed.

>Czechs
Drink like fish. Go fucking mental.

It is the other way around, your girls love med dick.

Oh shit i forgot the flemish pedos.

Belgians make awesome beer too, top of the world.
Sorry mate honest mistake.

Great Britain, Ireland, Germany, Belgium.

Usually manlets in my experience too, little cunts

Konrad is a very good beer

It's international football, degenerates gonna be degenerates. At least we didn't have organised beat-down groups like the Poles or Ruskies.

I brew my own foul beer it gets you shitfaced but you spray vomit everywhere and after 3 days you cough up blood

>Americans and their piss-water

WE HAVE THE BEST CRAFT BEERS IN THE WORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT????
>3 different brands of beer
>having forced polystyrene balls with every drink
>probably bump into some dumb US GI's

Until drinking becomes prohibited, that is

>caring more about your family than the lads
No wonder they don't take you to Nandos

>piss water

Yeah, no our whiskey is all you really need for alcohol. In fact, our whiskey was so good the Germans had to invent Schanpps because Germans were mass importing American whiskey and it was a threat to their culture.

As far is culture, Germans have the best beer and Finns are the most fun to get plastered with.

>Americans and their piss-water need not apply.
American drinks are like American food. There's some shitty, cheap, industrial grade stuff out there, but plenty of the best restaurants in the world are American too. So-called "craft brewing" in the US is quite amazing at the moment. My current favorite is Left Hand Brewery in CO. Their Left Hand Stout is pretty special. Everyone should try some!

>EU cucks dont know about American craft brews

I dont even live in a city and there are no less than 6 breweries within a half hour drive. Come talk to me when you have savored a 12% ipa brewed in your home town

Well when they're buzzing off mkat, they're not really in a position to say yes or no to any slimey fuckers at the club

>craft beers are lemonade for pussies.
Come to America and actually go to a hipster bar. I don't know where you're getting the impression that American craft beers are just fruity flavored pseudo-wine coolers.

Don't worry Roachlover, at least you have awesome chocolate.
Oh wait no, that's switzerland. (Belgian chocolate is good if you like a shiton of butter in it)

Ireland. The Brits modeled theirs off of ours but it is still nowhere near as much fun as the original.

>22:30 killed by terrorist

what is it
lmao
either you go to out to drink or you drink your one beer at home
>beer pong
this
nice proxy
we don't care about your hipster beer

you mean haram. What's the best Vodka Tovarish? Russian or "White" Russian?

Dicklets too, guess years of eating nothing but potatoes took their toll

Why are you only awake for a couple of hours?

it's interesting that franc and Hungary have the most Muslims in Europe

Too much drinking the day before.

say what you want but y'all never catch up with eastern yurop
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

>ymplying mudslims have big dicks
So, why are they so angry ?

Kek

>Y'all

Cringe

That would be Italy. Countless cocktails on top of incredibly good wines (exported worlwide) and local spirits. Too bad we can't make whiskey

I agree with all but your homeland nachbar. Maybe I only had shite samples so far but by god i cannot stand dutch beer.

That is the spirit, embrace the med mindset.

This is why rapefugees are running around killing everything you filthy drunk frog

because they can't use them I guess

Australia.

Keep drinking til you die, or kill somebody else. Encourage your children to do the same.

Obviously Russia.

In Russia, the female life expectancy is 76.5. But the men there drink so much that their life expectancy is only 65. That's one hell of a drinking culture.

Belgium

We also have the best beers in the world

Germany has more muslims than anyone else, but on 90 million germs the ratio is not as important as ours with 20 million people less.

Blimey m8. Don't be a cheeky tossa.

>Not drinking wine

Pleb