What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Thought TNG would bust and wanted more money so they got rid of her

Rape gangs

She did nudes before TNG and somehow thought she could actually build a career outside it

Everyone thought TNG would tank, Patrick Stewart had to be convinced to sign a 6 year contract because he didn't think it'd last one season

I think I remember hearing that for the entire first year he was living in L.A. he didn't unpack all of his clothes because he was convinced he would be on the next plane back to London at any time.

>ape Gangs
Wow, did Raimi direct this sign?

She got tired of standing behind Picard for all his shots while never having any lines

Why were the rape gangs so bad if her sister was part of one?

proof??

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She fucked Data. No one could do that and get away with it

Who is the guy standing in the corner watching them? And why are they fucking on a roundabout in a cage?

That had to be the most awkward sex, ever.

I would 100%, ask questions about the rape gangs.

For fucks sake.

She's actually a cop, and she arrests the guy just so she can take him to a private place to fuck him
youtube.com/watch?v=1f7XKWv0i2Y
Funnily enough the guy in question is played by Robert Knepper

>please don't do this thing that will obviously piss her off and make this hilarious

Nope, totally doing it.

After rape gangs, only Data dick could give her the clams casino.

Even drunk, I don't know how in the fuck you could possibly be sexually attracted to Data. Not good looking, ZERO personality in a literal sense.

I think the writers did it, just to make Data seem more human simply by being able to have sex.

ARE THESE GUYS AND THE AMAZONS FROM A FEW EPS LATER SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALIEN SPECIES OR SOME COLONY THAT WENT SIDEWAYS AND THE FEDERATION LOST CONTACT WITH FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS?

SORRY FOR SHOUTY CAPS

he was also affected by a space virus that's never been explained. the guy is not biological at all, he's filled with wires and christmas lights

Fucking horrible writing is what it was mate. They never explained the virus. It was extremely lazy and was nothing more than a throwback to ToS. The whole reason Data was so valuable was that he wasn't biological. They maintained that in EVERY TNG episode except for that one.

Denise Crosby was pretty meh as well.

I was a horny as fuck teen when TNG came out and while I realized Denise was kinda manfaced and not classically attractive, I still thought she was fucking sexy. That Red Shoe Diaries ep and her Playboy shoot also clinched it.

>That had to be the most awkward sex, ever.

How? Data is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques

i like to think she just rode him until she was tired

Ha. She could have just grinded the bulkhead. Same difference. What a weird bitch, Data was just a huge positronic dildo.

Dat midriff.

She could've loaded a sex program in the holodeck.

i bet the holodeck needed a mop down after that space virus

it's the rape gangs, duh

You think she and Data had a conversation about the pathogens in feces and why she felt the need to piss all over him as she busted one out?

Yeah. Even Barclay was grossed out.

barclay probably locked himself inside and needed to be rehydrated and his rectum completely repaired afterwards

Every time you bully Barclay an episode of tng is removed from existence.

What. No.

that's not true and brocolli is a sperg with a harem of holo-waifus

Another sad TNG thread.

Get to the Barclay holodeck posting already.

Just watched that ep last night. So hot in that blue jumpsuit thing

She also has a playboy spread.