Ahhhh T'is nothing but the finest drop of German bier

Ahhhh T'is nothing but the finest drop of German bier

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Worst beer in the world.

Also, pretty sure it's dutch.

It's dutch yes and yes it's piss

>Worst beer in the world.
its not great but there are myriad worse beers

wow,another anti-german thread fantastic!

Friendly reminder that we make the best beers in the world now

Says who?

You haven't tried Korean peer

I have drunk piss by accident. Is not that bad as Heineken.

>kids, never, ever, piss inside a bottle. You may end up drink and consume it by accident.

what did heineken do to you? feel you must either have bad memories associated with it to hate it this much

>be me
>after hard day work
>go to local wallmart (we have a bunch of hyper markets that are under wallmart flags)
>Heineken is in promotion
>dirty cheap
>buy a 6 pack
>go home, put in freezer and go play some league of leprosy
>lose ranked match because my team had lost their fingers to leprosy
>pick a cold Heineken
>it taste like poisons plants
>pour in the sink because it may have being contaminated
>pick another
>same thing
>fuck green bottle that make beer taste like vomit
>cry a little because no gf, no pdl, no friends, shitty job, shitty bear
>sworn devote my life to talk shit about Heineken

fair enough

damn dude. I'll never drink Heineken now.

This is my favorite beer.
>local MUHHHH HERRITAGE brewery
>decent wheat beer
>no pubes inside bottle like others craft beer

It never let me down, not even when i got too drunk in my college bar and when to piss in a tree and end up sharting myself because i put too much pressure on it.
I went home with liquid shit running in my legs, but i was happy because i was drinking a good beer.

Heineken is shit, i dunno why plebs like her so much. I unnironically prefer brahma.

b-but muh microbreweries that are totally unknown concept in the rest of the world

Got a fridge full of the stuff rn
Not awful for a macrowbrew lager honestly, but it's nothing special either,

>totally unknown concept in the rest of the world
Pretty sure that every country in the world has his weird people fermenting shit. Even Muslims countries...

It's because it along with other beers like Becks are "party-beers", they don't have any taste or character, so they can be chugged down easily and can easily get drunken by girls and teenagers, that otherwise would otherwise not be able to handle a real beer.

Yeah, I think the irony went over your head

Most pretentious one for sure.
Best one....

My favorite is corean Cass beer and corean Hite beer because i'm koreaboo.

Not sure why, but Heineken here cost 1.5-2 times as much as other beers, even quality German ones, even when it's on discount. If it tasted good, I would consider it, but it doesn't. That, and communist symbolism.

Fuck that.

It's dutch and also just beer. Chill

>That, and communist symbolism.
Stay redpilled my friend

Look at this whiny g*rm wimp lmao

Most powerful beer in the world.

True, very german indeed

Heineken is not as bad ad all you pretentious monkeys pretend.

I know too well that kind of snobisme that makes every successful brand of beer become synonymous with piss.

Nobody pretend it's the best beer in the world, or a unique one. But it's still a beer with a real taste and better than most pretentious and unique "drought" beer you can find in bars, that a lot of times taste like vomit.

Cheapass Dutch even have their own glasses for that, hence the >small foamy beer meme.

Here a standard unit for pilsener beer is 33cl, meaning the glass has a 33cl mark and above that it is foam.

In pocket-format-Germany they also have 33cl glasses, but the upper rim of the glass is the 33cl mark, so if you fill them you get 20cl of beer and the rest is foam.

this dutch piss water is really cheap here, it's ok but it skunks really fast

Isn't this thread a bit too haram for you, Gülügü Ötzturk?

bitch please

t. Japie in Frogland

Can't really beat Belgian beer. Best there is.

(T)ur(k)s dont drink alchohol in g*rmland?

It is though the best beer here is hertog jan anyway.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

nothing like some sparkling korean poo win with my kimchi

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