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Fairy Bread Edition.

welcome back qt

My heart is pounding desu I need to sit down or I'm gonna overlewd.

w-why..? I wasn't even trying to be lewd..

Why was I born in this shithole?

Goodnight lads, It's super hot so I'm going to my window open, hope it doesn't get too noisy

YOU IDIOT NOW I'M FLUSTERED AND EMBARRASSED AAAAAAH.
t. Southern Australian.

>hope it doesn't get too noisy
really lewd

Just be happy you weren't born in america

>pounding
Why?

Also Goodmorning guys :3

>Southern Australian
I thought you lived in Lelbourne?

>I'm flustered now
wow, that's really qt

I want to live in your country. I want your fast internet.

Goodnight!

Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Goodnight :3

morning

Hello!

O-oh every time I'm in these threads I get really lewd and embarrassed when things get too risque.
I was implying that he was a South Australian desu :3

O-oh is that qt? uh-uh-uh th-thank you.

Too bad
we're full

>tfw I'll never be able to laugh at an Australian boy when he gets flustered and starts stuttering

A newcomer? Hi :3
It's because you have a lewd mind desu

With what? I can't even figure out if you have any major cities or not.

not that new

Sh-shut up I stutter sometimes irl by accident and it hurts when people notice desu, Whh-why would you laugh at me for that th-though?

>Whh-why would you laugh at me for that th-though?
because it would be really qt and funny

I wouldn't be laughing in a bad way

M-my mind isn't lewd though.

You are so cute for an american

tell that to the mean kiwi

O-oh then thank you desu :3

Y-you're qt as well.

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This is a nice thread =3

I-I don't know how to respond desu.

by cuddling with me maybe..

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C-cuddling?

I-I've never done that before.

Want to hear a joke?
Cute american

That's a sad film though
Anyway *hyg you*

Want to hear something sad? Dunedin will never be my bf...

I can teach you...

*hug
Rude

>this thread

*hugs you back* How was your day user? I hope it was productive :3

>sad
american can't even use English language properly
the word I would use for not having conway as my bf would be "ecstatic"

cancellati

Poofs

I just get up ;3
I am in holliday now since the lessons ended

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H-how though? Where do my hands go?
OwO

I'll show you..

this is one of the worst threads I've ever seen

thanks

A-user please, you have to go slowly I've never been this close to anyone b-before.

Most of us are on holidays too, four months freedom. How long do you get? What do you plan to do spend it? Hopefully not Sup Forums :DDDDD
/brit/ is that way don't let the door smack you on the way out.

okay qt...

I actually cringed

STOP STOP STOP TOO LEWD AAAAAH MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.

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>cringed
My mistakes friend, reddit is in the other direction.

So you are a cute virgin
We have two/three weeks till 8 january
I am planning to study, yep it's that sad

>friend
I'm not one of your girl cartoon characters

Um..er...um...l-look that gif is too cute alright it's making me a little warm s-so please don't post that again ok?
S-so what if I'm a virgin that doesn't mean anything d-desu :3

it's almost as qt as you

>I am planning to study
Thats the saddest thing I've heard. Even if it's Christmas? Come lemme hold you in my arms, no one deserves this.

having lunch lads
pls contain yourselves

A-am I really qt? I don't think so desu.

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you really really are desu

Uh ur uh ur uuuh th-thanks.

Th-thanks.

On Christmas and New Year Eve I am going to pass my time with family/friends
But aside from these two days I have to prepar for the exams
*accept you hug anyway* O///O

you are at least 120%qt

H-how do I know you aren't lying for some evil purpose?

fat cunts with poor hygiene and no social skills living at home in their late twenties

Would you lot rather live in Australia and deal with all those nasty killers made by mother nature or remain in New Zealand and keep hoping there will be new earthquake erupting soon? If given the chance, of course.

Hey buddy :3

I'm about 60kg tho

I wouldn't lie to my soon to be cuddle buddy

>I was only wrong about the fat part

How much tall? If you want to respond...

Th-thank you desu.

Y-y-you-you'r-you're cute t-t-too.

We had one big earthquake that one time yet it's all people think about.
What about bloody Japan or South america.

GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS!!!

T-thank you
Good luck with your life too

173cm I think

>tfw live on the most dangerous fault line in CONUS
>tfw it's overdue for a fuckhueg earthquake
>tfw last time it shifted the course of the Mississippi by several miles
really worries me sometimes

How many fairy bread(s) do i need to eat to get diabetes type 2?

I'm slim and live independently with a job desu. I'm also a student :3
I'd rather live with the bugs mate.
Good luck desu!

IT'S FRIDAY

Isn't that you are actually a girl?

>I'm slim and live independently with a job desu. I'm also a student :3
you conveniently left out the social skills part

Social skills are overrated desu

I have many irl friends. Just too autism to get a girlfriend or girl friend.

I wish I was a girl. It would make things a lot easier

legit feel sorry for you
fair enough as long as you're happy, you'll find a gf one day everyone does

>tfw don't have a folder of anime girls to participate and contribute to this thread
At least I have a folder full of monkeys of different emotions.

>I'm slim and live independently with a job desu. I'm also a student :3
what do you work anyway qt?

no its not

very sad post, glad you're not my son

I wish I was a cute 2D school girl.
Thanks mate. :3
Post probuscus monkeys and you'll be right.

Hope you the better :3
Don't surrender

i also started a social Experiment with one of the autist.
trough sublineal means i directed his browser unseen to Sup Forums this morning. He browsed the site the whole morning now

now...we wait and record results

I've told you countless time's desu.

Risk Management at CBA ;3

Same
I hope soon or later to find a cute gf

embarrassing post

At least I can still be cuddled by cute boys desu

pls dont terminate old ladies accounts desu
does your boss know you are a huge pervert?