Let's go back to that gabagool you were telling me about
Let's go back to that gabagool you were telling me about
James Cooper
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Nathaniel Young
let's go back to you wearing skirts during our sessions
Matthew Scott
>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
Dylan Thomas
hehe
Kayden Gomez
>*flup*
Landon Butler
M O M M Y
Isaac Stewart
M O M M Y
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Connor Rodriguez
What do you think Vito did to Jackie Jr.'s body?
Justin Green
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Cameron Mitchell
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Jace Foster
>TFW she's an insufferable, obnoxious, vapid "Hollywood" woman in real life.
Christian Morgan
Der untermensch, mein erzfiend
Austin Reyes
It was pain meds ton'
Nicholas Edwards
What would you do in her place?
Christian Hill
Just finished the series, finally understood the pasta.
What the hell was that ending
Easton Morgan
feed that scumbag to the pitbull. Wonder how many girls that guy has raped since then.
Jordan Ortiz
>tony becomes belligerent during therapy
Samuel Richardson
>t. brainletissimo
John Hernandez
Tony suffers a stroke and dies immediatly, too much gabagool
Carter Moore
that's actually a good point. If the shrink lady doesn't want to be responsible for his demise, she may have to accept that he could strike again
Luis Watson
well it was salted, aged and filled with fatty nitrates. i ate half a pound of it
Jason Rivera
She looks almost exactly like my aunt bernice
Lincoln Garcia
Does this fat cunt have any redeeming qualities?
Elijah Peterson
Literally the female version of Tony
Jonathan Morales
Exactly but it was also to show that Jan and Tony were full of shit when they kept saying that they were products of their environment with a shitty mother and a mobster father. They chose the life as the wealth and the notoriety attracted them while their sister became a normal citizen with a normal family without any fucking drama.