/brit/

are rose edition

daisy

Looks like gf 2018 is back on the menu boys

eeee, ee-ee-ee-ee, ee-ee-ee-ee, ee ee ee

our boys look so pudgy in this photo
meanwhile the brits look chad af

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she actually deserves ovarian cancer oh my days!

first for spelling craic right

Looks like I have a shot after all

went insane took cocaine oh my brain

Not sure about that second one like

What do you mean 'boys', there's only one yank

>parents who sent their fat 10y old to the gym and get them a PT
fucking hell

Also fuck this captcha on mobile business

Her profile is suspended, lad. I wonder why.

hmm a girl I used to send willy pics to has liked my instagram post

Literally sounds like my gf.

The transition from sheboon posting to MILF posting is warmly received

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She must want a piping lad

She might want to see your willy again.

The entire yank nation needs to be glassed.

what happened to rose? Isn't she like 30+ now?

You're better than that, my man

really want an abusive gf who takes full advantage of me and my kindness and the ease at which I am manipulated. I want her to degrade me and threaten to kill herself if ever I left her.
thats what I want

>tfw constantly worrying about money

No thanks. Your product is fucking shit

same lad and i'm in uni haha

As in my gf is insecure.

need to have a long and hard think about what to do

If you're 25 and not financially secure(earning above £3k/month), you've pretty much failed at life lad

>there were no black people in medieval eng-

>give me things or you're racist

Ah yes, this isn't going to backfire at all.

thinking about leaving uni and going elsewhere next september
what would I do between now and then though?

hmm...

>tfw constantly worrying about what will happen at age 30.

If you're 25 and not financially secure(earning above £4k/month), you've pretty much failed at life lad

rorkeism stems from inferiority to the black male

Get a job.

who even likes niggerspammer in /brit/ he just pisses everyone off

you might be right lads

>niggerspammer

most people then?

not get enough (You)s with that yesterday?

has that lad been harshly rejected in front of everyone yet?

it would have to be retail or something

>Ex-MLB slugger says women's sexual misconduct claims are 'racist against ugly men'

>“I see the difference I guess cuz I was a good-looking guy and these politicians look like a bag of boogers"

>“These women complaining against sexual misconduct are just RACIST AGAINST UGLY MEN”

fired from his job

so get a retail job you ponce

Leftist historian: Akchually i think you'll find there was this one North African peasant who lived in medieval england as a result of sheer chance, this justifies literally half the country being black in any historical fiction, including noblemen, priests and Kings.

don't want to aha

original gimmick soyboy

who here listens to cum town? haha anyone here know about cum town? it's great it's a podcast

Lefties/Rorkes/Stormlets WILL get enraged at this image

>soyboy

Rorke non historian: *slurp slurp* I DONT LIKE BROWNS

>Leftypol is actually upset i dont like my threads spammed with blackies

Ah yes the "milf" meme
"Hey there user, aren't these shrivelled old hags with long since dried up ovaries SOOO sexy and cool??, hehe (((everyone))) wants an older woman!"

toil in an hour

Yes we get it, you moved to Vietnam to fuck little girls on the easy

i got it now with no thanks to the afrikaans jew

just had a call with a female contact at work, saying she has a 2 week holiday coming up
I ended the call with "enjoy your holiday" and she actually said "y-you too"

Better than nothing, lad. You'll at least keep yourself busy and have some money around to spend. Get a part-time job though so that you can still have a bit of fun before returning to studying.

is it not true? How do you expect to be taken seriously when you live with mummy and daddy and earn 23k/year?

daffy cow

>you need £3k a month to not live with your parents
daft single townie

my my my aren't we a bit jealous

>my threads

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just finished the expanse
the first 15 episodes are really great

/brit/ is and will always be a rorke general

dont see how hard it is for people to post young attractive white qts

what about the 8 subsequent episodes

Muziltoff, lad.

RRROOOOOOO FELL ASLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN AND NOW THERE'S SNOW ALL OVER MY ROOM

How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

if i ever have a mate with an abusive gf, i shall definitely be putting her nose through her brain

>/brit/ is and will always be a rorke general

>she

How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

Millenial sci-fi dreck is what it was.

japanese websites are 10 years behind

christ

One of the greatest ruses pulled over us is to value old """experienced""" hags sexually instead of the ultra fertile bouncy teens and 20y olds that God intended for us

the books were better iah

how does it feel to be a leftypol racemixing soyboy?

>y-yeah w-who needs money?
>MUMMY, WHEN IS TEA READY!?
>soon dear!

business idea: become a web developer for Japan

they're only ok
doesn't see what millenial has to do with it

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scotch eggs vs pork pies

What is some of the ways you speak that is different from american english?

Do you go like:
>"Oi what do you think your doin, wee lad? You better fok off or I'll kick your arse so bad you'll be running to your momma's "

the 'rents and me

fush

We remember when Alfred the Great obliterated the Danes

This.

more dialectical and less standardised than american english; it has more 'colour'

ok cool
im not danish topkek jbaited

don't like niggers

is the republic of ireland continental europe

Sci fi plunged in quality after the 90s

The nephew is blonde and blue eyes lads.
Indescribably happy about this.

But can she tank a hit from Reinhardt?

bit bloody racist mate