WTF Portugal???

WTF Portugal???

>how to avoid gypsies

Right in the feels

God tier:
>compare thee to a summer's day
>meet tom cruise
>ascend to a higher consciousness

>murderertugal

>Greece
KEK

Normal question.

You may want to get a loan to build a house or build/improve your business.

>Slovenia
>how to die
Lol

that doesn't seem right

American tourists...

>how do i use bidet

By using the phone?
Why amerimutt are so dumb

How do I activate my genitals?

Like pork, but a bit stronger

>star in pornos
Burger tourists fell for porn meme?

>Spain
>Portugal
What the fuck is wrong with the iberian peninsula?

ACTIVATE GENITALS

Come to my place for dinner and I'll show you

>Sweden
>Slovenia
>Croatia
>Albania

A-are you guys ok?

i want to activate my genitals

W-what have you cooked?

Pretty dumb question. I know how to stop drinking, I just don't want to.

>breathe without choking
you what

are you okay germany

Lol poor sweden

The source is from over a year ago to be fair, so you're unlikely to get the same response.

>Top tier
Ireland, UK, Iceland, Russia
>Great tier
Poland, Austria, Finland, Molvoda
>Kek tier
Macedonia, Turkey, Belarus, Romania, Greece (it is kind of legitimate though)
>Nuke tier
Spain

Everyone else is ok

>Germans are the master rac-
>breathe without choking
pathetic and gay

US:
>How do I buy bitcoin
Checks out

>greece
>belgium

have memes gone too far? also post your results

I feel so happy imagining Portuguese people running around europe murdering people and nobody even knows it was them. Its like their hidden little secret.

human dicks.

>Albania

Hungary:
>How do I get a passport
Wow

L-lewd desu

>how do i get you alone
>how do i love thee
>how do i live without you
Is Britain the most romantic country in the world?

...

Wew Argentina is a normie country

>how do i use a bidet
Fucking Murricans

From 3 years ago

welp

Wtf
R A R E
A
R
E

Good morning

Did you learn how to learn english?

Did you learn how to use bidet while calling your 1/128 part italian relatives in the US and A?

Luigi...

Peppino

>how do i live

You forgot "help my parents in their old age"
It's truly the best and heartwarming.

ignore him please

>slovenia: die
>portugal: kill without being caught
>spain: learn what human meat tastes like
sounds like a good triangle to me.
slovenians go to portugal, portuguese sell slovens to spain, spanish people eat slovens.

Well apart from the fifth suggestion it seems okay

how do I take a screenshot

fucking chink filth ruin everything

>Sweden
>Poland
That feel when

Also what the fuck is wrong with Iberians.

You know those results are personalized, right?

>12 years old
Do you think I'm some kind of disgusting gerontophile?

i hope the czech police finds you

It's a common problem with the language m8

Whatever I caught.

>serbia: how do i regain kosovo
>kosovo: how do i punch

that's Macedonia not Kosovo

>How do i pretend i'm normal
Goddamnit Albania i needed those sides

Looks pretty standard to me.

>albania

kek

Don't worry about it.
>Sweden
>make one friend
feels fucking bad man

Sweden...

>ascend to a higher consciousness

GIVE ME ANGLO BLOOD
I NEED ANGLO BLOOD TO LIVE

How much you're paying?

Hint: you'll be the star of this meal

killtugal

>catch a pokemon
fuggin normies

ha!

Seems legit

>build a hydralisk
What the fuck

everything in this image is a meme, obscure or otherwise

Good old Portugal shall never change.


Poles hit me the most in the feels.

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>how do i shot web

newfag

that's how the swiss got so rich??