>tfw no 80s girlfriend

Why even live?

Maybe in the future people will say tfw no 2010s gf. Get a 2010s gf.

2010s girls are sluts. 80s girls were qt and conservative.

Yah I know, but maybe it's just that we aren't getting the future perspective. Maybe girls in the 2030s will be worse than today.

I shudder to think about a future that considers this period good.

Heathers was a shit movie

>wanted an 80s gf instead of an all natural downstairs 70s gf

Also remember that the 80s obsessed over the 50s so every decade no matter how comfy, has people that feel like they don't belong in it. The 90s were obsessed with the 70s.

>no gf
>23 year old kv

>2030
>first day of school
>boys mandatory penis measurement
>photos of penis stapled to their chest
>have to spend the next 20 years in school with a photo of your penis on your uniform
>girls have a pepper spray drone that automatically zaps you if you get too close to them and you dont measure up
>your friend has a hog
>watch him fuck the teacher every day during advanced sex education
>you have to become a sex robot repairman
>literally handle synthetic dicks for the rest of your life
>your friend becomes world president because women liked the shape of his huge dick
>caught illegally repressing your feelings
>torture drone breaks through your apartment wall and strips you naked
>you have a life expectancy of 150
>this ride never ends

>tfw no 80's madonna gf

Thank god

What did you mean by this?

your 80's-fu is shit

are you actually serious?

You must be thinking of the 1880s

The 80s were the last decade where women actually gave a shit about their appearance

i have no clue what the fuck you're even talking about

please get out grandpa

Also high cut bikinis are so fucking superior it isn't even funny

jealous roastie detected. Go to the gym and quit eating like a pig

>80s girls weren't influenced by sluts and degeneracy

He means it's the last decade before women gave up and started
A). dressing like men (90s)
B). getting tattoos (00s)
C). claiming it's ok to be fat and hairy (10s)

Women now where panties that do not go over the hip to reduce the sexy curves old panties used to show.

80s women were the biggest sluts ever

people had far more casual sex back then than they do now

thanks for reminding me 70s debbie harry will never ever ever be my gf, asshole

>tfw no Bilinda gf

thankfully AIDS put a stop to that.

Wasn't she a massive slut in Big

Also, this post has to be a massive joke, right? Girls got fucked even more than in the 60s.

you know how ubiquitous coke and quaaludes were right

Women truly looked like shit back then.

IKTFB