Character coughs in hand

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals blood in hand

>character coughs into hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals a small chirping bird in hand

>character cums into hand
>"I'll be fine"
>secretly licks clean his hand

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals cum in hand

>character caughs in hand
>he doesn't even have a hand

>character coughs in cum
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals hand in cum

>character coughs in hand
>'I is kill'
>'no'

>character shits in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly puts it back up his hole for later

>character coughs in hand
>"i'm fine, just a cold"
>secretly hay fever

>character says "i'm fine"
>secretly tired of existence and wants to kill himself

This isn't what I envisioned when starting this thread

yeah well this isn't what i envisioned i'd live like when i was a kid

>guy eating pusy
>Cumcoughs into pusy
>Wala
>babby formed

>character cums in character
>coughs blood in hand
>dies of AIDS 7 years later

wtf hollywood

>character coughs blood
>"haha it's nothing i'm fine"
>turns into zombie and kills everyone

>character spews blood from mouth
>"I'm fine"
>was actually just a cough

>character coughs blood into vein
>it's ok I'm a doctor
>cures disease from Bumblefuck, Africa
>House M.D.

>"you ok?"
>"yeah"
>is actually not ok

>i'm fine
>other character walks ahead
>takes hand off stomach to reveal blood and bullet wound

>no I'm fine really
>takes two steps and collapses

>character coughs blood in hand
>dies of cancer 30 years later IRL

>and your OTHER hand?

>character brushes teeth
>spits out half a gallon of blood
I'm going to lose all of my teeth in the next five years.

>and your other weapons

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>IT AIN'T ME

literally never fucking happened bro

>plebeian detected

>character
>two scoops
>dahnuld

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine, don't worry."
>is actually fine, he simply inhaled a small bit of saliva -- hey, it happens

>Character cums in cough
>and your other cough
>secretly kino in IT AINT ME

I often spit blood when brushing and I've never even had a cavity.

>character coughs in other's hand
>says 'bless you'
>secretly reveals plot device in hand
>pope weds them

>character coughs
>says he's fine
>is actually OK
>gets shot immediately after

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine."
>secretly sees hand as tonight's date: Madame Palm and her five daughters
>just a small town girl starts playing

...

Hate this

>i'm fine
>lifts coat to show a bloodstained shirt to the camera

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly braaapped and masked it with coughing

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals Book of Revelations in hand

>character coughs into other characters hand
>asked them if they are ok
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>character takes a shit
>secretly reveals the bowl is full of blood

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals handcuff key

>character takes a shit
>the bowl isn't full of blood

>character coughs in hand
oh wait he doesn't because he's not a fucking animal and he uses a handkerchief

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>lifts his shirt to reveal body armor

>guy named Paul
>has hemmeroids
>farts in hand
>blood in it

Paul Blumph
Mall Cop

>character asks visibly upset female character if they are okay
>Yeah I am fine
>are you sure
>yes I am fine just leave me alone
>next day she has moved out of the house and male character tracks her down "why did you leave"
>you didn't care that I was upset, you didn't even ask what was wrong

>bad guy uses a handkerchief and listens to classical music

>Character coughs in hand
>''im fine''
>the hand coughs back

Men in Black 3?

>character coughs in hand
>It's not my blood

>character coughs in hand
>"You gay?"
>"No, I'm straight."
>secretly reveals dick in hand
>he sucks it

>Cashier says "Thank you for shopping with us!" to main character
>Main character says "y-you too!"
>Main character is you

I only use self service checkouts though???

The magic happens not in the beginning but rather through the journey.

>Character dying
>Coughs up blood
>leaves clue to who killed him
>clue is complicated puzzle
>not a name

>character coughs in hand
>"I'm fine"
>secretly reveals nail through hand like Jesus

>character coughs in hand
>i-i'm fine
>gives everyone else in the room the virus

Are they you or the you in y-you to?

>character coughs through hand

Check with your dentist if you have gingivitis or periodontitis.

Only virgins use self-service checkouts

It's essentially publicly announcing your virginity

>look at the self service checkout thingy
>cute cashier asks if you need help
>"y-you too"
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>run away

Last time I'm going to a swimming hall.

>use self service checkout
>it won't detect that you've put an item in the bagging area no matter how many times you try
>have to go and find a staff member to help you

>Character is dying and has seconds to live
>Has information critical for companions
>Wastes time telling other characters they need to tell them something instead of just saying it
>"Shhh, don't talk"
>Dies before they can tell other characters this crucial information

>lemmy coughs on stage
>hell be fine
>dies later that day

>character leaves doctors office with concerned expression early in the film to establish a cancer diagnosis which will explain the reason for their actions throughout the film

Any more situations to avoid that publicly announce that? I am curious

Don't worry, the virgin walk already gives you out.

>character shot in chest
>tears open coat and shirt
>reveals a big soft pair of yummy tits
>who said I was a guy?

...

Just hit the do not bag button, retard.

This changes everything

>character is American

...

>mfw reading this

>character is dying
>cut to close up of hand
>hand slowly opens as he dies and an item important to him rolls out of his hand

I fit like 90% of those

shooter is a nigger

>call it the virgin walk
>it's really just how the average teenage guy walks around when by himself

...

>character coughs in hand
>what the fuck bro

And with that, a meme was born

>school physical
>doctor cups nuts
Turn You're Head and Cough pls
>twist dick sideways and coughcum blood

It was his sleigh!!!
There I just saved you 4 boobless hours

>credits roll
>Man of Steel 2

Every time

First time ive laughed out loud in a long time.

>Character goes out of frame
>"I'm sick"
>Reveals cum in hand

>virgin walking
>cough into hand hard
>blow ass gasket
>ass cherry btfo
>thank you rape cough

top fucking kek

>character is taking too long in the bathroom
>ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?
>yeah *SMASH*, *SLAM, *BANG* yeah everything is *GUNSHOTS* okay.
>All right I'm ready to go when you are
Character doesn't immediately call the police

>no one was in the room to hear him say "Rosebud"
>movie about what "Rosebud" means
>just a small town girl starts playing

and yet, this place can still surprise you

my life in a nutshell

>character cums in hand
>mucus comes out

>what is LotR: The two towers

It's suprisingly faggier than normal.

>movie about why someone was holding something at the moment of their death
>nobody even thinks to look at what that item might be
>THE SEEKER starts playing

yea I was thinking the same thing....