/Sino/ 中文 Chinese thread

Thread for discussion of China/Chinese language etc...
美帝从南朝鲜滚数去 Get out of South Choseon, American imperialists edition
Thread theme: Socialism is Good feat. 奥巴马同志 youtube.com/watch?v=9i0E7Ayi260

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9 (embed)
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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>tfw no rich qt yandere chinese gf

So lads,how the FUCK do I get good at chinese?

我真的很喜欢新闻联播开头的音乐
d=====( ̄▽ ̄*)b厉害
Aren't you South Choseon people already rich?
Do you want actual suggestions though? I'm 90+ percentile on HSK level 5. (6 is the highest level)

Also any resources for classical chinese?

Yes thank you

>classical Chinese
Bro that's a whole other thing, only useful for academic/research purposes. Once you get to a high enough level in Modern Chinese, you can start to grasp Classical. In fact, by speaking modern you inevitably will use phrases and words that have been passed down centuries from classics and poetry, just in the context of colloquial grammar.
Any specific questions?
Pic of my HSK score included just in case there are doubts...

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China world super power 2020

>三十分钟一个回复都没有
我对你们的表现真的很失望。。。

>tfw 我下载了个thumbnail
现在我却对紫的表现更失望。

omg that's like so awesome did you actually score that much wow
please post more

Are you upset with me, footKraut?
There's no need to be. We're all friends here!

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Had a shop roleplay sort deal in chinese class today and I dun goofed, my mind went blank and I couldn't even gather the words to say 我听不懂...

Bruh look at this dude

is this the new starcucks movie

youtube.com/watch?v=mDhIceLNQ0Y

Jews promoting Black n' yellow

안녕하세요
this february Im gonna be in Seoul , the plan is to walk around Seoul and probably I woulg like to go to Busan by train.
also I hope to enjoy a nice time with a korean hooker somewhere in Itaewon.
there is one big problem, winter olympics will be celebrated in SK during february next year and I hate whites, seeing whites during my trip will ruin it.

>hates whites
>goes to seoul

hmmmm

Going to vacay in SK for the winter olympics, I'll make sure to walk around Seoul in the hopes of ruining a brown man's day

Will you meet Cindy Peru?

请解释
What exactly happened though?

fuck those gay ass fluctuating flight ticket prices

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Wow it’s almost like as an economy grows by 1000% it has more bankruptcies.

All that matters is the relative value.

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the gf

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He looks so fucking weird

Lol living your life paranoid of every meme significantly increases your chance of dying early

the winter olympics are gonna be from 1st february to 25th feb, Im gonna arrive SK at 3rd Feb..
and since its the winter olympics, most athletes come from nordic countries an are white. brothels are gonna be full , hotels too , and room fees will be expensive.
but maybe this situation could bring me some benefit. I could LARP as an athlete from Peru.
maybe due this I could receive a better service at brothels.
LARP as an athlete and have an excuse to travel all over South Korea, even get lost at red light districts.

youtube.com/watch?v=s-zRAQmKUkI

GF just sent me this

H-he's fast!

this is literally me and my GF

Why the fuck did the M*nchus have such a horrible taste in hairstyles? Traditional Han hairstyles were far superior, Manchu queues are just damn ugly.

maybe the manchu leader was a bald person.

what's their endgame

haaretz.com/world-news/asia-and-australia/1.829009

Regardless, Manchus got what they deserved and should never be allowed near Beijing again.
Don't all civilized countries not held in the palm of the Jews agree that Palestine should be free from Isr*eli occupation?
This is a good opportunity for China to utilize soft power in the Middle East as well.

WITNESS ME

didn't fly so good!! haha git gud little YELLOW MAN

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