RANK THEM

Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 >>> Alien: Covenant > Prometheus > Alien: Resurrection >>> AVP > AVP: Requiem

1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Alien 3
4. Alien: Resurrection
5. AVP
6. Prometheus
7. Alien: Covenant
8. AVP: Requiem

1. Alien
2. Alien 3
3. Aliens
4. Alien Covenant
5. Prometheus
6. Alien Resurrection
7. Alien vs Predator
8. Alien vs Predator: Requiem

1. Prometheus
2. Alien
Tie. Aliens = Alien Covenant = Alien 3 Directors Cut

>KINO tier
1. Alien
2. Aliens

>Decent tier
3. Alien3

>Retarded but still fun tier
4. Alien: Resurrection
5. AvP: Requiem

>Shit tier
6. Alien: Covenant
7. AvP

>Unforgivable tier
8. Prometheus

Alien > Alien: Covenant > Alien 3 > Prometheus > Aliens > Alien Resurrection

you got avp and avp:r mixed up there.

Prometheus being below Resurrection and AvP is such reactionary horeshit

If I may borrow user's setup:

>KINO tier
1. Alien

>Very Good tier
2. Aliens

>OK/Fair but disappointing tier
3. Alien3 = Prometheus

>Unforgivable tier
4. Alien: Resurrection
5. AVP

Haven't seen Requiem or Covenant

AvP is a boring predictable studio effort.

AvP:R at least was a horror film and showed us things we hadn't seen before. Yes, it's still pretty terrible, but it at least some kind of vision behind it.

I guess I wouldn't know. I fast-forwarded through most of the garbage character development with the boring stupid people I didn't care about.

AvP was less boring to me. and that's all that those two movies are worth.

ALIEN > ALIENS > ALIEN 3 > RESURRECTION > PROMETHEUS > ALIEN COVENANT > AVP > AVP:R

Alien
Alien Covenant
Aliens
Prometheus/Alien 3
Alien Resurrection

>1.
alien
>garbage not worth thinking about and should be ignored
everything else

Alien=Aliens>>>>>New Stuff (Prom/Coven)>>>Alien 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The rest is complete shit

Alien
Alien 3
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
AVP
Resurrection
Requiem

ALIENS > ALIEN > COVENANT > PROMETHEUS > ALIEN 3 > RESURRECTION

Alien > Covenant > Prometheus > Aliens > literally who cares after this

Alien > Covenant > Aliens > Prometheus > Alien 3 > The rest

1) Alien
2) Aliens
3) Covenant
4) Prometheus
4) 3
5) Resurrection

this

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Prometheus
4. Alien: Covenant
5. Alien 3
6. Alien Resurrection
7. Shit

Doesn't even deserve to be ranked: AVP and it's sequel

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien 3
4. Alien Covenant
5. Prometheus
6. Aliens vs. Predator
7. Alien Ressurection
8. AVP: Requiem

Alien>Alien: Covenant>AvP>Alien 3>>>Aliens>AVP:Requeim>Resurrection>Prometheus

>Kino
Alien
AvP
Alien 3

>Fun flick:
Aliens
Covenant
Ressurection

>Shit
Prometheus
AvP:R

What the fuck is this autistic shit, did the creator not notice the other hats?

Aliens
Alien
Alien 3
Alien: Resurrection
AVP
Alien: Covenant
Prometheus
AVP: Requiem

dem heds lyk a penis sksksksksk

op has the only acceptable rating

Alien > the rest, which are all shit

i liked AVP

havnt seen the original 5 aliens

Aliens>Alien>Prometheus>Covenant>AVP>Irrelevant

requiem wasnt that bad, it was just too dark to see what was going on, even though trailers have good lighting

wtf was their problem?

from the ones I've seen

1. AVP
2. Alien 3
3. Covenant
4. AVP: R
5. Prometheus

Covenant>Aliens>Alien>AVP>Prometheus>Resurrection>3>Requiem
I dont care about Alien lore just wanna see people die and love fassbenders acting so the critics complaints don't really affect me

Anyone that says "Aliens" is better than good should just disappear from Earth. Shitty taste shouldn't be allowed here and "Aliens" isn't an Alien movie.

went to see the movie yesterday, fell asleep, gf got mad at me because I picked the movie

>Alien
>Prometheus
>Alien: Covenant (Presumably)
>Alien 3
>Alien: Resurrection
>Aliens

Top tier:
Alien Covenant (My new favorite.)
Aliens (My old favorite)

High tier:
Alien
Alien vs Predator.

Mid tier:
Alien 3
Prometheus.

Forgettable tier:
Aliens resurrection.

Doesn't exist tier:
Alien vs predator requiem.

Anyone who doesn't think covenant was fucking amazing needs to fuck off.

>Alien = Prometheus = Covenant
>power gap
>Aliens = AvP:R
>Alien3
>power gap
>AvP
>Resurrection

Aliens>Alien>Prometheus>>>>>the rest of the tripe>>>>>>>>alien3

Some of you fuckers need to watch Alien resurrection if you think it's fun or decent.

Alien > Alien 3 > Aliens > Prometheus > Covenant > Resurrection

The ranking is a little distorted though because Resurrection is far, far worse than Covenant. I haven't seen the AVP movies.

AvP > AvP 2 > Prometheus > Covenant > Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 > Resurection

rewatch*

this

Alien > Aliens = Alien 3: Assembly Cut(depends on my mood) > AVP > Prometheus > Covenant > Alien 3 Theatrical/Studio cut > Resurrection > AVP:R

This is the objective list, read it and weep faggots.

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien: Covenant
4. Alien 3 (the Assembly Cut)
5. Prometheus
6. Alien: Resurrection
7. AVP
8. AVP: R

1. Alien
2. Prometheus
3. Alien 3
4. Covenant
5. Resurrection
6. Aliens

1. Aliens
2. Alien

don't care about the rest

Alien>>>Aliens>Covenant=Alien 3>Prometheus>>>>>Resurrection

AVP movies aren't part of the ranking because they aren't canon

Is the right answer

Just rewatched alien and aliens today. I think they either aged badly or I out grown it. I think Prometheus and covenant re inject some much needed mysticism to the series.

The AVP movies give the Aliens a better backstory than Covenant. The idea that these things were made by a douchebag robot 30 years before the first movie is hilariously shit.

And if they weren't made by David, then Covenant is a massive waste of time.

Alien=Aliens>>>>prometheus > ressurection >> 3 >>> avp > avp2

Maybe rank Alien slightly higher than Aliens, but yes this is correct.

Alien = Aliens > Alien: Covenant > Alien 3 > Prometheus > Don't bother with the rest

Aliens is still pretty great but I can't take Alien seriously at all

Alien>>>>>Alien 3>Aliens>Prometheus>Covenant>Ressurection

Quite the opposite for me, I think Aliens is shit nowadays, filled with clichés and stupid plot point.
On the other hand, I think Alien aged pretty well

>KINO tier
1. Alien: Covenant
2. Prometheus

>Decent tier
3. Alien
4. Aliens
5. Alien3

>Retarded but still fun tier
6. Alien: Resurrection

>Shit tier
7. AvP

>Unforgivable tier
8. AvP: Requiem

AVP is cool because its like the video games.

Does anyone hold Prometheus in a higher regard since covenant? To me Prometheus had all of these original concepts that were just dropped for more alien shit in Covenant.

>On the other hand, I think Alien aged pretty well

really? Even trying to suspend disbelief by imagining myself watching it decades before I was even born the effects look hilariously awful. The interrogation sequence with Ash's head is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've seen in a movie, for me it's right up there with the leaked workprint edition of Origins: Wolverine.

Covenant is just prometheus but with gore replacing backstory

yeah, i like the idea of the aliens being million year old perfectly evolved killing machines much better

like sharks. but in space

I personally really like Ash's interrogation scene, I find myself quoting it all the time

aliens > alien^3 = alien > resurrection > prometheus = covenant

This somewhat.

I'd put Covenant below Alien and maybe Aliens, still better than 3 because that movie was raped horribly during production and was a mess.

Goes without saying alien^3 is the assembly cut btw

Yes, but more because Alien Covenant was so surprisingly good that it ended up improving Prometheus as well. I watched it today actually and it was interesting seeing the development of David with what he turns into in mind.

Can someone tell me why Prometheus and Covenant are so widely despised?

I appreciate they're departure from the original alien movies in style but I thought both were pretty decent as their own two movies.

Unrealistically high expectations and group-behavior. They're flawed movies for sure, but nowhere near as bad as redditors claim they are.

Reminder that if you don't have Alien and Aliens as your first two picks, you should end yourself immediately.

Aliens isn't a alien movie

are any of these worth watching?

Your retarded logic just means that all "alien movies" besides Alien suck flaccid dwarf cock. Which is an acceptable statement in my book.

THERE HASN'T BEEN A GOOD ALIEN FILM IN 31 YEARS!!! IMAGINE IF MARTY MCFLY TRAVELED FROM 1986 TO NOW AND SAID TO HIMESELF "MAN, DOC, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY GREAT ALIEN FILMS THEY MADE AFTER THAT AWESOME ONE FROM 86" ONLY TO BE FACED WITH THE HORRIFYING REALITY THAT NOT A SINGLE GOOD ALIEN MOVIE HAS BEEN MADE IN OVER THREE MOTHERFUCKING DECADES AND THAT COCKSUCKER DONALD TRUMP IS NOW PRESIDENT!!! IT WOULD SEND THE TWO OF THEM INTO A SPIRALLING DEPRESSIN TO THE PAOINT THAT THEY'D TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO FUCK BLACK SLAVE GIRLS AND LIVE ON A PLANTATION AS KINGS!!!FACT!!!

Alien is considered a sci-fi classic and Aliens is generally held as one of the best 80s sci-fi/action movies. If you like Alien/Aliens enough then watch the sequels/prequels if you want more story/lore etc…

Alien is my personal favourite. Its more slow-burn suspense and mystery than the sequels but its the best film.

> ACTION SERIES

Aliens > literal human feces smeared on fruit by the foot and run through the projector > AVP > AVP 2

> HORROR SERIES

Alien > Alien: Covenant > getting filmed sliding down a slip-n-slide directly into Amy Schumer's snatch > Alien 3 > Prometheus

ok thanks
but what are they, flicks? films?

Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Prometheus
Alien Covenant
Alien Resurrection
Alien vs Predator
Alien vs Predator Requiem

1) Alien
2) Aliens
3) Alien: Covenant
4) Prometheus
5) Alien: Resurrection
6) Alien 3

Alien is the only "film" in the series. The rest range from movies to flicks

Prometheus is hated because it's retarded, has shit writing, shit dialogue, dumb characters, black goo is the most retarded plot device ever conceived, the Engineers are fucking stupid compared to the original Space Jockey and nobody got any of the answers we were promised thanks to Damon Lindlolf.

Covenant is hated primarily by people who were actually stupid enough to like Prometheus, since it basically retconned/scrapped/ignored all of the shit Prometheus introduced in favour of making David the centrepiece of the franchise.

Alien > Aliens > Isolation > Alien 3 Assembly > Alien 3 for Sega Megadrive > E.T. for Atari 2600 > Resurrection.

Covenant has most of those things, but manages to be a lesser version of Alien, Aliens, and Prometheus. Prometheus isn't that good, but it at least attempted to do new things. Covenant is just been there done that on territory that no one really cared about learning to begin with.

>Covenant has most of those things
Even the most retarded thing in Covenant (cap'n looking into the egg) isn't as dumb as the shit that's in Prometheus.

Covenant at least has far better dialogue that feels more in line with Alien and natural, unlike Promtheus's horribly written forced shit.

The most interesting aspects of Covenant were straight up improvements of themes introduced in Prometheus, but done through horrendous writing an dialogue, i.e all of David's scenes about creation and playing God.

Covenant had the unfortunately job of coming in and having to patch of the tripe Prometheus introduced thanks to Lindlolf, and it drags it down at times, but even at its worst it's still nowhere near as laughably bad as Prometheus was.

prometheus and covenant are not alien movie fuck off

Don't forget Fassbender kissing himself, the highlight of the franchise

>I'll do the fingering.

What did he mean by this?

Pretty much the same order I would put them in desu

Alien 3 is good

Simply this.

Very good ranking, OP. Although mine is slightly different:

Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 (assembly cut) > Prometheus > Alien: Covenant >>> Alien: Resurrection > Alien vs. Predator > Alien vs. Predator: Requiem

Resurrection, AVP and AVPR are pure shit.

1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Alien 3
4. AVP/Resurrection
5. AVP requiem
6. Prometheus/Covenant

>>Retarded but still fun tier
>5. AvP: Requiem

Alien > Aliens

The rest don't matter.

In terms of base drone design:
>Alien (Isolation, I feel, actually improves on the design by keeping loyal to creator's intent while touching up the parts that felt costumey)
>AvP2
>AvP
>Alien Resurrection
>Alien 3
>Aliens
>A:C
>Prometheus

Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Promethus/Coveant
Alien4

the rest are stupid and are not worth watching
>muh retconned canon

Alien > Aliens

The rest doesn't exist or shouldn't anyway