/nord/ - Nordic General

This thread is for Nords only.

Americans not welcome obviously.

Austrialia you funny cunt.

>aussie
>nord

sorry, denmark is mediterranean now.

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NORDMENN GÅ HJEM

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Feels good to be nord

I'm fine with this.

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Bring back Radio Free Skyrim.

Got you covered.

Uhh? Excuse me? America goes wherever the fuck it wants to go because 'Murica!

>Australia
>nord
GTFO

Funfact:

The most popular Australian man died because of a Stingray.

hello fellow nords

Get out

You don't belong here, nobody likes you and the world would be better off without you.

can i have a dollar for the bus?

DELETE THIS

Replace the aussie flag with Iceland and we're set.

Hello, my nordic brothers

come on everybody, it's a nordic thread!
Nordics only!

:(

Another funfact: the second most popular Australian man (in Australians' eyes) is currently in prison in the UK for sexually abusing children.

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no one cares about rolf harris

>he screamed unconvincingly as a tear ran down his cheek while he chased the roo that stole his truck

Oh man, just when i thought that romanian guy had stopped these threads Australia has to start it up again.

"just when i thought i was out...they pull me back in."

Also, that one is outdated. Have this one

Nordic Master Race reporting in. Waiting for Brazilians. .

That's some top level bantz burgerbro.
Have a cuntburger.

Thats fucking seedy

You wish

greetings fellow nords :D:D:D:D:DDDDDD

>swedes
>nords

So pick the seeds off then you stupid seed hating bigot.

You faggots can't touch muh Nordic heritage.

Are Aussies real people?

Feels good man

Hello nordic brother

>Nords....

Most retarded white people ever.. (even slavs are better)

Hej min danske ven

Best Europe is south Europe

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>my great uncle Dag was from Norway
>I'm one sixteenth Scandinavian so I'm practically King Olav
>I'm going to change my name to Fiskens Tiss and move to Oslo
>I can practically speak Norwegian, I took a class in college and I know how to say hello and introduce myself
>I can even almost eat pickled herring
>one time I visited Scotland which is almost a Nordic country and felt really in touch with it

Hello ISIS ally, you know the clock is ticking, right?

Kek'd heartily, nailed it burgerbro

too accurate

No

Source: fake me

1/64th Viking here. FUS

feels good to be nordic, fellow friends.

am I right?

Depends, honorary finn. If you have russian ties, you cant belong.

Australia always cracks me up.

youll just buy gas with it wont you?

I have one or two friends who is of russian decent. Other than that I am full blood Estonian (some jew ancestry though)

why do we have the merchant nose?? If anything we're purer than these mudslimes

>tfw when im a 5'7 half native american
>tfw married and just impregnated a second generation norwegion girl

Still think Im dreamin.

>Nordic
>Finland

i hope ill find a cutie to settle down one day too

>Australians
>pure
20% of strayans have some roo DNA.
8% have some dingo DNA.

Oh I replied to you by mistake! But yeah! Thanks user and good luck!

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>Late 20's
>having a child

You mean nightmare, right?

should replace the original ones with something else

i kinda figured, but what the heck.

DELETE THIS

>Czech republic
>36% foreigners

>purer
>prison colony
k

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I love slavbantz

60%

And none of them is Muslim, not a single one. Yep, feels good man, you are right.

mostly from slovakia though

Rude

Cant argue with that.

Sweden? More like Somalia looool

ree

HOLD ME

>King Olav
> Fiskens Tiss

Kek, some of you americans are alright, dont go to Mcdonalds tomorrow.

>har en ting för dark chocolate
Vad menade hon med detta?

Fy forsatan. Skriv hendes navn på listen, hun horer hvist hjemme dinglende fra en logtepæl.

Who?

Vita tjejer tillhör bruna kukar, man får inte glömma att.

>implying we would want to join the EU
I'm more willing to take our chances with china than get fucked over by those cucked globalist faggots.

Can you tell what it is yet?

checked.

Czechfags trying to be relevant

Everyone loosing their shit about Australia being here, what about Finland?

JEG HATER FISKESUPPE OG EGG

DA JEG VAR PÅ BESOK I NORGE, KUNNE JEG IKKE FINNE EN KOPP KJEKS SUPPE

>har en ting för dark chocolate

You can't make this shit up.