What are some movies about the gay dating scene in 2017?

What are some movies about the gay dating scene in 2017?

>gays
>dating
oh you

I kinda wish I was gay, it looks so fucking easy to get laid

Grindr is the Mogadishu of consensual sex and mental stability

Damn

What's the fun in that?

Faggots are literally the most immoral group of "people" in the world.

>be average looking guy, not ugly but really nothing special
>moderate success on tinder
>porn makes me curious about fucking a trap
>get grindr to fuck a trap
>don't even put a picture on my profile
>only thing i write is i'm straight and 6'1, only want trannies
>inbox fucking exploding with offers of blowjobs and whatnot
>after half an hour more than 15 people have written to me
gays are the biggest sluts, jesus christ

Are you excited about Grindrs new emojis?

Whats the fun in chasing women, they can fuck off

wont open that cancer. but theres furry and pedo content right?

>he loves pizza
What did they mean by this?

Why wish? It's really easy to get started.

CHAD is eating PIZZA and FUCKING TWINKS while YOU'RE in the GYM eating BROWN RICE and CHICKEN

King cobra was decent. James Franco loves playing a gay.

What's the swan supposed to mean?

To the point where you actually become picky.

It's also easy to get laid with ugly girls too.

>tfw barebacked a fat Tinder whore last night after one or two hours of talking on snapchat

Why would you want to fuck ugly girls though?

>this is something to brag about
enjoy your STDs faggot

>snapchat
You need to be 18 to post here.

It's also the same when being gay. Fucking attractive guys is also hard.

Why are gay dudes so easy

Chase is always better than the catch.

hard meaning it takes a half hour as opposed to 5 minutes with ugly guys

90% of them have a shitload of issues

I'm not sure if its something intrinsic to being gay or a result of society but its true

Missed out on good bjs imo

No, hot guys are considered the cream of the crop and only fuck other hot guys that are in the same category as them, they are mostly looking for gay twins. It seems easier being straight you can talk to people instead of just being something someone has already decided what should happen.

Dudes are easy in general. It's the women who make you work for it.

Average looking chick goes to a guy in a bar and asks him if he wants to fuck, 99% of the time the guy will say yes. If the average dude goes to a chick in a bar and asks her if she wants to fuck, chances is that she'll say no, you have to work much more for it (ask her out, pamper her, buy her drinks etc.). When it's two guys, you don't have that expectation of courtship so they go straight for the sex.

Grandpa Snapchat isn't pretty heavily used by 18-22 y/o

>tfw """"straight"""" but want to get fucked by a dude
Should I go for it bros?

I was actually temped because some of the guys were really feminine
but in the end I'm scared of being outed as a homo and/or get HIV

That sucks because you can form a deep companionship with another guy and it can be very fulfilling. Fucking grindr whores will make you jaded real fast.

you have nothing to lose but the ability to look the world in the eye

you can be """straight""" and still want to fuck twinks, but if you want to get fucked by a dude you're a homo. sorry bud

Do you have to turn on the girl section to find traps or trannies? I'm curious.

this

there's a trans section

If you fuck twinks you have to look at a mans ass and get turned on by it enough to fuck it. Its more gay to fuck. Sorry.

Ideally you should look for a boyfriend in the real world and not on grindr.

So that's a no then?

You're wrong, even the ancient Greeks knew its only gay if you are the one getting fucked

Yeah sure, why not. Just make sure to wear protection.

>tfw faggot
>tfw just want a loving relationship
>tfw don't even care about getting laid that much
fucking hell lads

Gay men still have the sex drives of... men.

???
>Show me:
>men
>women

You probably moan in pleasure as well as your are getting hard by a mans ass that you have to look at as you continue to stay hard as you are fucking a dude. That's pretty gay.

All you have to do while being fucked is lay there, not so gay. Sorry bud.

Or okcupid if you want an online dating app that's actually got gay dating and not pure gay hookups

What is this, Ancient Rome? It's gay either way.

Go for STEM nerds if you're in uni

Like said. Basically they're degenerates with emotional issues who use sex and drugs to cover it up. They're also not very bright most of the time.

This rule is about as straight as
>"its not gay if the balls don't touch!"

>Sup Forums claims being gay is better than being straight because it's easier
>they don't know how bad gay drama queens are

What qualifies as a "twink", do you mean teenage boys or adult guys who just look young and feminine?

Your fault for falling for the twink/feminine meme.

They're no better than women, just go for the manly/normal looking guys and you should be okay.

Frotting with the balls nestled together is the hottest shit ever.

id have got some action long time ago, but the whole "gay scene" is so retarded its a huge turnoff. you can smell them at the mile, their stupid haircuts, their stupid clothes, their heavy segmentation, why? why cant they just be men that fuck other men? why do they have to get all this cosplay retardness?

my nigga

except i like kissing while doing it

their mines are feminized, they think like women

>tfw 22
>tfw into gaming anime series movies and all that stupid nerdy shit
>above 7/10 looks
>cant into smalltalk
>dont want hook ups
>looking for bf who isnt like 10 years older
>cant find anybody who is my age or +5 years older who wants a romantic realtionship
>the people who are into relationships are super normie or weird looking


I just want a boyfriend to do nerdy things with who isnt a normie or a manslut and is looking for a relationship, and isnt ugly. I dont even mind people who are like 6/10 but not 2/10

Im really scared that I will die alone. I always dreamed of a family where I have a home and pets and we celebrate christmas together

Fuck gay people they need to die!

Because they are not women, women are programmed to employ a clusterfuck of psychological tactics to find the best genetic material(according to their vagina not logic and common sense). Gay dudes however just want fun so they skip the game phase and go striaght to fucking eachother.

was a while back since I used but you could select what "tribe" to filter for (twinks, bears, trannies etc)

Right here

Just be straight bro

Victim complex. They like being a minority group and pretending it's still hard to be gay.

...