GUARDIANS OF THE REDDIT 2? WE LIKED IT

ATMOSPHERIC FILMS LIKE ALIEN COVENANT? NOPE

LMAO

it's the exact same fucking movie as alien 1 with some promethus shit sprinkled at the begining and end

>alien covenant
>atmospheric
there's a world of film outside the imdb top 250

AND HEEEEEEEEEERE COOOOOOOME THE BRAINLETS

>let's disregard the fact that gotg2 opens up with a dance number similar to GotG 1

>let's disregard GotG vol 2 doubling down on the quip humor

>let's give GotG vol 2 a pass even though it has no plot but characters but we couldn't give Rogue One a pass for having no characters that quipped but a coherent plot

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>defends RLM
>thinks he's above IMDb

They prey on pseudo losers like yourself.

Bump

Covenant was no worse than Aliens.

wtf I hate RLM now

Kys

>simpsons image
>calling others brainlets

>UGH WHAT WHERE WAS THE ALIEN QUEEN, THERE WAS EGGS IN THE FILM! IT'S A BIO ENGINEERED MONSTER CREATED BY CHANCE SO OBVIOUSLY IT HAS TO FOLLOW ALL THESE RULES

>A movie trying to be "turn-your-brain-off" fun succeeds at being fun

>A movie trying to be super deep and edgy fails at being either

Apples and oranges

Get over it

>>let's give GotG vol 2 a pass even though it has no plot but characters but we couldn't give Rogue One a pass for having no characters that quipped but a coherent plot
The difference is that GoTR 2 is a comedy and RO and A:C are "serious" movies.

they're both bad movies

yeah that's what i did....is there a point to this post?

Rogue One borders the same level of seriousness that GotG does.

The giant robot in R1 was quipping just as much.

>Rogue One borders the same level of seriousness that GotG does.
Idk i remember that RO killed all the characters and was expecting me to feel bad for them.

Rougue one is a movie that wants yo to feel for the characters and fails, The plot is fine at best.
GoTG is a """comedy""" and most of the audience sympathize with the characters, Having a good plot is not necessary.
That's a big difference.

I felt for jyn tbqh

Probably just because she's cute and you want to fuck her tho.

>a cop tries to stop crime and it fails is worse than a pusher trying to sell drugs and succeeds

What the fuck, That comparation doesn't makes sense at all.

she has a hot butt

Haha OP you sound like the most pathetic butt hurt fanboy imaginable

He's saying that movies like Alien Covenant are what we need to see more of while movies like GotG2 are the kind of cancer destroying the movie industry and western society as a whole, which are facts

>We need more movies like Alien Covenant
No, We need good movies.

>Having a good plot is not necessary
I fucking hate this board

So, He's implying that movies need to be deep and edgy to be good? Both capeshit and people that think that are the movie industry.

A good plot is not necessary in a capeshit comedy.

How much RLM triggers nu-Sup Forums cucks by having a different opinion of something than them will never not be funny.

>movies need to have super epic and deep plots!!
The good, The bad and the ugly barely had a plot and is a great movie and that's one of a lot of examples. Film is not a medium that should be focused totally in a complex and deep the plot.
Fags like you are the thing killing the movie industry.

>Positing a Simpsons from when it was good
>brainlet

You need to be 18 and over to post here.

I think that a good balance of direction,acting and sound is more important than the plot. Movies are not books and will never compete againts them considering that they are limited with only 2-3 hrs to tell a story.

>having a good plot is not necessary

RLM fans, everyone.

This

gotg2 was a better movie

>That shitty reading comprehension
Neo Sup Forums, everyone.

Shouldn't it be the inverse that would provoke you to say that? I think you're the reason this board is shit.

I like how everytime time that a new post agrees with Alien Covenantfags the IP number stays the same.

I like how user starts spewing nonsense whenever he stops taking his schizophrenic pills.

>having a basic structure is not necessary

Well, Not in a Comedy capeshit. Also basic structure =/= "Good" plot.

Who cares? They genuinely enjoyed the shit that was The Force Awakens.

>user and his comment are killing the movie industry
>not the jews
>not the piranha shareholders
>not the hollywood mafia
>not the mindless droves of sheep that consume all the capeshit
>none of that, but user
youre the cancer of the world.

>Simpsons from when it was good
???

>let's disregard the fact that gotg2 opens up with a dance number similar to GotG 1
What?

Fuck off pleb.

Cuck off Disney Pseud

>Simpsons from when it was good
¿?

In the 90s the simpsons were great, Probably the best animated cartoon. Is a shame that you missed that underage user.

Show me the part where i said that Gotg is good.

Lets disregard the fact that despite being PG-13 gotg2 had more dick jokes than Deadpool

Lets disregard the fact that gotg2 didnt have a single well choreographed action scene

Lets disregard the fact that gotg2 couldnt even mete out a plot in 3 acts instead employing a small opening vignette before the rest of the film takes place in a singular plotless motionless location

but gotg2 was good.
what was wrong with it?

lets

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like

redditors

Alien: Covenant sucked and Guardians 2 was good. What is the mystery here?

Get over it emo fag the rogue one is trash

And the people you love that tell you what to think you no longer feel you connect with and now you have to think for yourself how scary

There is no mystery. Permavirgins just need to grasp at straws to find things to bitch about when it comes to RLM because they're jealous the RLM guys are all friends and they're completely alone.

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>lets watch a fat american being fat and dumb woowee!
my man, not eveyrone loves your trash pop culture.

Killing? It's dead you just don't know it yet

Well, Considering that you think that golden age simpsons just focused in homer you just proved taht he's right about you being underage.

You are confusing it with Zombie simpsons or Family guy.

That's a lie btw.

>The entire Simpsons is about one of the characters being fat and dumb
What?

>attacks using memes instead of arguments

You didn't get the memo OP?

>watching these guys after their have-it-both-ways Prometheus cop out

This

What are you talking about?

What is going to happen when they like Wonder Woman?

DCucks will never not be hilarious

Kek

>ATMOSPHERIC FILMS LIKE ALIEN COVENANT
KYS

when prometheus came out, the reception was split down the middle with passion on both sides

so these guys posted 2 video reviews for Prometheus

one where they defend it while ignoring their own criticism from other reviews where they explain what makes a good movie...the thin one said something like "if prometheus makes you upset then stop watching movies"...this was coming from the guys who made a 3+ hour review about how much they hate the star wars prequels

there was another 'humor' video where they joke about all the stupid shit in the movie (plotholes, bad characters, pointless mysteries, etc)

it was cowardly

>pseudo losers

Wow you really missed the point of that second video didn't you? They were making fun of the people that were just boringly listing off every possible nitpick.

>cowardly
Kek. Wow you're a faggot.

But the second movie is not at all like the first.

You mean they played devil's advocate to explore the positives and negatives of a movie? Woah, what a faggot you sound like.

>daaaa joooooos

some were saying that...but its kinda similar to the schtick they did in other videos...i never believed it...at the very least, its ambiguous...which sorta supports my point
well we cant all be as cool as you

i think you missed the point
try again

Because it was a good movie.

I think it is obvious to literally everyone who missed the point, kiddo.

I think you have genuine autism, Seganfan.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>listing off every possible nitpick.

You mean the Plinkett prequel videos?

its possible...i never said you were alone in missing the point
you have thoughts? how unique! by all means tell us more

Total hacks desu

>people can only have one opinion like a myopic faggot

>GOTG2 = Quppy & Disney

Covenant = Not quippy and Disney

get it?

>Its a "I don't agree with them so that makes me mad REEEEEEEEE" thread

its a review...so yeah...recommend or dont...2 vids is weak

This

It makes you look cringe as fuck to call two different reviews doing two very different things, "weak".

>WAHHHH QUIPS ARE BAD WAHHHHH NO FUN!!! WAHHHHH APPLES AND ORANGES!

they were for the same movie

I don't get it. What's the appeal of these middle aged losers?

Yes, but they were meant to convey different things you retard.