Edition: Another comfy Thursday evening with the lads.
[spoiler]Might watch Heat or The Saint later.[/spoiler]
Edition: Another comfy Thursday evening with the lads.
[spoiler]Might watch Heat or The Saint later.[/spoiler]
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>"beer tastes shit"
>never have I seen such a brainlet post
Matched with an Indian girl on Tinder lads
grug smoke because it make grug relax, and not because grug addict
air give cancer too so it fine
genuinely just had a wank to lesbians
>beer tastes like shit
t. had a budweiser and threw up over my purse
when will it end
...
yank (((entertainment)))
pakis singing rasheed things in a cathedral
sue
net neutrality is bad
yanks must be culled off this Earth
it does though
if you want to get wasted then funnel it into your arse
there's no such thing as lesbians - just birds who haven't had a good shag
benders on the other hand are mentally ill, simple as that
>trump said its bad, so it is
Hateful and uncalled for
alri lads
then drink beer you like the taste of you mongo
you think hiroshima makes money off Sup Forums?
...
currently leftypol raid
who wants a beer?
The Rorke view
>amerinigs vanish from Sup Forums
>posting quality reaches new peaks every day
sells the info of Sup Forums pass runts
I will the second it exists
To use millennial speak, lesbians are not a thing.
Malleable slushy women can crave sexual attention from anything, even bonobos. In a strict gay-shaming society, the amount of true lesbians would be around 1%. Many of these would marry and be hearty, tomboyish moms to children they loved. Others could become vowed religious. Others still could carve out small bohemian alternative lifestyles in select big city neighborhoods. Some, of course, would feel oppressed and be miserable. But by and large, misery would decrease significantly across the boards.
>"BLOODY MUSLEMS FILLING UP THE BUSSES, FUCKING BREXIT... OO'S GONNA WIPE MY ARSE- IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A MUSLIM"
so you've tried every beer that's ever been made
somehow I don't think you have
he talking about the rorkes living in his head again lads
the virgin birth
Uggg.... we've never had net neutrality.
not sure their info is very valuable
leftypol's off his meds lads
Can somebody post that Rorke pasta where he's raging at Muslims all day (e.g., "they don't even serve bacon in mosques anymore")
He looks exactly like Tommy Haas from afar
yeah an autistic euro circlejerk would definitely be the pinnacle of posting quality
keeps talking about this "rorke" guy
must be a constant presence in his mind
yung savage why are you trapping so hard...
Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him
>she says she's "spiritual" but has no obvious religion or lack thereof
>has piercings somewhere other than her ears
>Is almost always an aunt because her sister got pregnant before 25
Rorke is off the ropes lads ahahahahaha
the absolute state of that thing
he really does look like the 56% meme
beto was right
fuck is that on its nose
MOLEEEEEEEE
look at this dood
look at his HEAD
I've tried beers and the same nonalcoholic beers and the alcohol is the bit I don't like
it tastes like poison, because it is
he's talking about rorke again saying he's "off the ropes"
who is this rorke guy and why does he keep talking about him non stop?
he must occupy a pretty large space, if not all of his conscious thought
>>Curses excessively
the biggest turnoff for me is women who curse
saying the word "rorke" sends rorke into a tizzy
my pavlovian conditioning is complete, now dance porky rorky!
LADS
I'M ON THE ROPES
It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"
Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?
doog tsop
this canadian guy is talking about "rorke" now too
rorke sure does occupy a lot of minds doesn't he
he should consider sub-letting he could make a bomb
you wouldn't like me then :/
had a wank
read 100 pages of a novel
listened to some new music
still bored
not a single pixel
had it up to here with the 'i dont like beer so surely no-one else does' people
really does my nut in
lads lads lads,
I'M HAVING A SPASTIC FIT
UREURUEUERURUEUUEURR
just scraped this off my third eye
maybe try emulating this metacritic.com
ahhh, the first sip of the day
seems like all these people talk about is rorke
can they not get him out of their minds or what?
you only dont like beer if you never drink it (read: billy no mates)
why did you stop reading
don't really enjoy video games but thanks for the suggestion
*uses the ropes to tie up leftypol*
*rorke dances like a puppet*
for men it's different, just as long as you aren't constantly bitterly cursing
i mean, i get it might seem archaic but it's just off-putting hearing a woman curse
imagine the rise in quality content if the yanks all fucked up based pajit bringing net neutrality
good choice lad
reckon the runts that don't like beer don't like vegemite either
wew yi daft spaka
How the fuck does it make sense that you can have sex with a 16 year old but exchanging nude pictures with each other is a felony lmao
>had a wank
fucked it
who is this? i think it's been posted here before but idk who it is
the canadian guy says that this rorke guy living inside his mind is dancing like a puppet now
is this normal behaviour or should we be concerned about the mental health of this canadian?
henry weston is probably the greatest beverage under the sun
look who I just met lads
www.365shengyi.com/zaoju_C/20151231/ju-19663.htm
Doing a read on the leftypol menace lads.
Turns out they want to destroy /brit/ into a dictatorship
getting a bigger state every day
might have to demote myself to britfeels soon
ethiopilad's gf
i cant control it, im dancing on my own!
Living rent-free in multiple heads
...
the emperor of alcoholic drinks
flee from sexual immorality
literal virus do not click
the rorke guy living inside the canadian's head seems to have now taken complete control of the canadian and is controlling his thoughts and actions a bit like a puppet master
nice memes mang xD
yanks just lost the internet lads
now when are they getting booted from the 'chon
Some 15% of high school students said they had used marijuana within the previous 30 days, found the report for the National Institute on Drug Abuse.
And 12.1% of students said they had used a vaping device.
But only 5% had smoked cigarettes over the previous month.
maybe try watching anti-porno by sion sono
So what you lads think of the new Eminem album
FUCK DRUMPF
anyone want a cuppa
who cares if it really ends up as bad as some people think it will just be restored the next time we have a democratic controlled government
wonder does the england cat murderer browse /brit/
haha net neutrality is finito and the lefties are losing their minds
beautiful