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Edition: Another comfy Thursday evening with the lads.

[spoiler]Might watch Heat or The Saint later.[/spoiler]

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>"beer tastes shit"
>never have I seen such a brainlet post

Matched with an Indian girl on Tinder lads

grug smoke because it make grug relax, and not because grug addict
air give cancer too so it fine

genuinely just had a wank to lesbians

>beer tastes like shit
t. had a budweiser and threw up over my purse

when will it end

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yank (((entertainment)))

pakis singing rasheed things in a cathedral

sue

net neutrality is bad

yanks must be culled off this Earth

it does though
if you want to get wasted then funnel it into your arse

there's no such thing as lesbians - just birds who haven't had a good shag

benders on the other hand are mentally ill, simple as that

>trump said its bad, so it is

Hateful and uncalled for

alri lads

then drink beer you like the taste of you mongo

you think hiroshima makes money off Sup Forums?

...

currently leftypol raid

who wants a beer?

The Rorke view

>amerinigs vanish from Sup Forums
>posting quality reaches new peaks every day

sells the info of Sup Forums pass runts

I will the second it exists

To use millennial speak, lesbians are not a thing.

Malleable slushy women can crave sexual attention from anything, even bonobos. In a strict gay-shaming society, the amount of true lesbians would be around 1%. Many of these would marry and be hearty, tomboyish moms to children they loved. Others could become vowed religious. Others still could carve out small bohemian alternative lifestyles in select big city neighborhoods. Some, of course, would feel oppressed and be miserable. But by and large, misery would decrease significantly across the boards.

>"BLOODY MUSLEMS FILLING UP THE BUSSES, FUCKING BREXIT... OO'S GONNA WIPE MY ARSE- IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A MUSLIM"

so you've tried every beer that's ever been made
somehow I don't think you have

he talking about the rorkes living in his head again lads

the virgin birth

Uggg.... we've never had net neutrality.

not sure their info is very valuable

leftypol's off his meds lads

Can somebody post that Rorke pasta where he's raging at Muslims all day (e.g., "they don't even serve bacon in mosques anymore")

He looks exactly like Tommy Haas from afar

yeah an autistic euro circlejerk would definitely be the pinnacle of posting quality

keeps talking about this "rorke" guy

must be a constant presence in his mind

yung savage why are you trapping so hard...

Slut tells
>Constantly running into lots of male "friends" from her past where she leaves the history murky
>Overly friendly with people who work in the hospitality industry like bartenders/restaurant workers/club guys: getting free drinks and things comped
>Over familiar and friendly with local bands/DJs/etc
>Hoop earrings
>Can't account for any hobbies (she's an app whore) or Netflix/coffee "hobbies"
>Poor memory
>Curses excessively
>Not in contact with any friends from their past
>Doesn't have a cohesive friend group or seems to bounce from group to group. Usually means everyone got sick of her fucking their boyfriends or a sign of borderline personality which is a strong slut factor
>Indiscriminate fuck me eyes. You'll notice they give them to nearly everyone even remotely attractive that they talk with, even to other women. They are so used to doing it that it becomes their go to look
>Talks about men how men talk about women. Always saying stuff about "hot guys" or men's bodies
>Was "raped", especially if in college
>Has little to no relationship with her Father or bad mouths him
>she says she's "spiritual" but has no obvious religion or lack thereof
>has piercings somewhere other than her ears
>Is almost always an aunt because her sister got pregnant before 25

Rorke is off the ropes lads ahahahahaha

the absolute state of that thing

he really does look like the 56% meme
beto was right

fuck is that on its nose

MOLEEEEEEEE

look at this dood
look at his HEAD

I've tried beers and the same nonalcoholic beers and the alcohol is the bit I don't like
it tastes like poison, because it is

he's talking about rorke again saying he's "off the ropes"

who is this rorke guy and why does he keep talking about him non stop?

he must occupy a pretty large space, if not all of his conscious thought

>>Curses excessively
the biggest turnoff for me is women who curse

saying the word "rorke" sends rorke into a tizzy
my pavlovian conditioning is complete, now dance porky rorky!

LADS
I'M ON THE ROPES

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

doog tsop

this canadian guy is talking about "rorke" now too

rorke sure does occupy a lot of minds doesn't he

he should consider sub-letting he could make a bomb

you wouldn't like me then :/

had a wank
read 100 pages of a novel
listened to some new music
still bored

not a single pixel

had it up to here with the 'i dont like beer so surely no-one else does' people
really does my nut in

lads lads lads,
I'M HAVING A SPASTIC FIT
UREURUEUERURUEUUEURR

just scraped this off my third eye

maybe try emulating this metacritic.com/game/game-boy-advance/kirby-the-amazing-mirror video game

ahhh, the first sip of the day

seems like all these people talk about is rorke

can they not get him out of their minds or what?

you only dont like beer if you never drink it (read: billy no mates)

why did you stop reading

don't really enjoy video games but thanks for the suggestion

*uses the ropes to tie up leftypol*

*rorke dances like a puppet*

for men it's different, just as long as you aren't constantly bitterly cursing

i mean, i get it might seem archaic but it's just off-putting hearing a woman curse

imagine the rise in quality content if the yanks all fucked up based pajit bringing net neutrality

good choice lad

reckon the runts that don't like beer don't like vegemite either

wew yi daft spaka

How the fuck does it make sense that you can have sex with a 16 year old but exchanging nude pictures with each other is a felony lmao

>had a wank
fucked it

who is this? i think it's been posted here before but idk who it is

the canadian guy says that this rorke guy living inside his mind is dancing like a puppet now

is this normal behaviour or should we be concerned about the mental health of this canadian?

henry weston is probably the greatest beverage under the sun

look who I just met lads

www.365shengyi.com/zaoju_C/20151231/ju-19663.htm
Doing a read on the leftypol menace lads.
Turns out they want to destroy /brit/ into a dictatorship

getting a bigger state every day
might have to demote myself to britfeels soon

ethiopilad's gf

i cant control it, im dancing on my own!

Living rent-free in multiple heads

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the emperor of alcoholic drinks

flee from sexual immorality

literal virus do not click

the rorke guy living inside the canadian's head seems to have now taken complete control of the canadian and is controlling his thoughts and actions a bit like a puppet master

nice memes mang xD

yanks just lost the internet lads
now when are they getting booted from the 'chon

Some 15% of high school students said they had used marijuana within the previous 30 days, found the report for the National Institute on Drug Abuse.

And 12.1% of students said they had used a vaping device.

But only 5% had smoked cigarettes over the previous month.

maybe try watching anti-porno by sion sono

So what you lads think of the new Eminem album

FUCK DRUMPF

anyone want a cuppa

who cares if it really ends up as bad as some people think it will just be restored the next time we have a democratic controlled government

wonder does the england cat murderer browse /brit/

haha net neutrality is finito and the lefties are losing their minds

beautiful