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First for KARA BOGA (pbuh)

>7th jan

day of the rope soon shiptar

Wtf did someone see Shkup today in the morning.
Around night it started to get cloudy and didnt really notice it, but when i stepped out oh door in the morning to look some highschool girls I was like WTF!?
It looked like an apocalyptic world
And it fucking smelled like something burnt
I couldnt even see 1meter ahead of me!!!
WE ARE FUCKED UP
and i know why is this happening-
FUCK YOU MONKEYDONIANS
I bet its your filthy shkije plan to KILL ALL OF US ALBANIANS

Both Tetova and Shkup is the most polluted
Both have Albanian majority
YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE it, A?!

FUCK ALL OF YOU
I'm NOT GONNA DIE AND LEAVE SHKUP TO YOU, FILTHY SHKIJE

MARK MY WORDS

1st for: Maкeдoния бeз Бългapи oгън дa я гopи!

>I'm NOT GONNA DIE AND LEAVE SHKUP TO YOU, FILTHY SHKIJE

Yes you will, rubs-hands.jpg

You must move back to Tiranë, clean air :))

Shkupi bad for Albanians

>Skopje
>shiptar majority
shiptar delusions/10

Why do Servorthodogs celebrate Christmas the wrong day?

>fyromlet delusions
>in 2015, 23,075 children were born in Macedonia. The ethnic affiliation of these newborns was: 12,308 (53.35%) Macedonian; 7,604 (32.91%) Albanian; 1,098 (4.32%) Turkish; 1,271 (6.72%) Roma; 17 (0.07%) Vlach; 120 (0.52%) Serbian; 248 (1.07%) Bosniak; 408 (1.76%) other ethnic affiliation and unknown.[17]

come home shqiptar man

>after you
>maybe
>i might change my mind

what does it matter when they'll all inevitably end up with uncle blerim in zurich

That's ok, that means in 30 years you will be what you claim to be today (1/3 of macedonia)

Until then we will either catch up or move you out to germoney

Don't worry, after we are under Prishtina our city will be clean, cleaner the you will ever be, not-washing-ass faggots.

>beliving VMRO made census
t.everyday macedonian

/balkita/ dead

It can't be clean if there are albanians

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>move out to germoney
True, and my six children can enjoy life here and spread out my seed even more.

>not using toilet-paper as the rest of the civilised world
kys
>VMRO
lel
>that would be DPMNE shiptar faggot
you will deal with VMRO on the day of the rope and you wont like it toni bljerimi

>can enjoy life here

>doubt.jpg

only
>shiptars and niggers
don't use toilet paper

macedonian annexation will be a good thing, nothing will change for the average macedonian on the ground for the positive
>HDI and wages will immediately go up statistically
>access to orth*dog heritage sites in kosovo if hes into that kind of thing
>actually having access to the sea, and a great one at that
>cool flag
>becomes a dinaric country
>will probably have an even higher societal position since albanians are ultra-minority cucked
>if muslims end up conquering europe after-all they'll be protected

but, most important above all other factors
>wont literally die out like s*rvia and other neighbors since albanians actually reproduce

take it from me, im a diasporaling so i can compare albania to living standards in the west, the growth has been pretty successful, thats why i will move back myself when i get older and more sorted out

>>not using toilet-paper as the rest of the civilised world

is this a meme or do shiptar savages seriously wash their ass with WATER?

We do, but we also use bidet after like normal people instead of leaving paper and shit crumbs in your ass

>leaving paper and shit crumbs in your ass
that's because you're a illiterate shiptar that doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.

yeah they do
worked with a few of them
>go in the toilet
>a plastic bottle with water next to the toilet bowl

>what are wet wipes

>t.has shit and paper crumbs in his ass and calls people using bidets non civilised even though Western Europe uses bidets

so basically, albanians take a shit and then touch their shit-stained asscrack with their hands, rub the water on it and then walk out and continue life as usual?

bidet is one thing this is another

>wiping your ass with wet wipes
WTF????
And you call bidet users in civilised
Nope
>Use tp
>Then also bidet

daily dose of healthy cringe
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bidets are actually civilized
if you use toilet paper you are literally a peasant or a villager

japan which is on the cutting edge of pretty much every technological advancement has almost totally switched over to bidgets

>implying that VMRO is not wallowing in sadness right now because it made all its fushatë against albanians
Let me tell you one think, maqedon, and mark my words in you head: As soon as a new leader is elected for VMRO, it's policies will change just like the other did, if not even more pro-albanian.
Any MK party is realising that the future is Albanians, and those that won't, will end up like Gruevski, or that filthy woman whos name should not be mentioned.

Don't worry, Albanians adapt.

Some do, but nothing is better than cleaning it throughfully and

>albanians don't use toilet paper
learn something new every day

ancient illyrian civilization leading the way in cleaning ass

>Western Europe uses bidets
only italians and spaniards use bidets
the rest are uncivilized smelly ass barbarians

what is a bidet? does that thing squirt water in your asscrack?

yes if you don't have access to a bidet and you find ordinary toilet paper insufficient for whatever reason
certainly better than fucking with a plastic bottle up your ass in the toilet

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Do you unironically not know how to use a bidet or is this just memeing? Do slavshit really not use bidets? Didn't know this. Another strike of their subhumanity I guess.

You do know that you can wash your hands, right?
And most people use the left hand when washing it, which is less used.

Reminds me of when i was working in manual labor, i see one MK scratching his ass like a madman, ALMOST everyday, to which I had no choice but to ask what the fuck are you doing?

After the short muhabet, i immediately understood what happened, so i just shook my head and culturally enriched him.

The next few days he comes to me, 'Faleminderit shum shum shum, moj najdobro drugar!'

I only smiled and thought how pitiful are those poor creatures.

>Don't worry, Albanians adapt.
is that why the kosovo "government" hides the statistics on cancer because albanians adapted on the uranium left by the nato bombing?

first time i hear this. to me this is new, just when i thought albanians couldn't be more disgusting

>if you don't have access to a bidet
>80iq strikes again

give them time to abandon their subhumanity and enter the modern world, help them wherever possible, since at least they're trying right? effort must count somewhere

>Fyromite education

>shqip
>manual labor
checks out!

i don't know of any place that has a bidet and was built during commie times
newer places it depends

nice dubs

Manual labour is the Chad part-time work tho
STEM virgin part-time work is being waiter, cashier

ok, first order of business on macedonian annexation will be to introduce bidets to every slavic household in the region

why are illyrians so much more fashionable and better looking than mutant-donians?

fashion does not make a goblin pretty

After that we can reAlbanize the southwestern part of MK to their original roots.

Is that why mutantdonians don't bother with it?

look like sandniggers to me

MUTANTDONIANS BTFO

THICC
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EXCELLENT POST

>goblin
lad..
just don't go there, you don't wanna do this again

shame about the face tho

both look like subhumans

CHECKD
Mutantdonians btfo

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more like mutdonian.

bravo

>Albanians are now proudly waving the macedonian flag
based Zaev integrated them all

manletdonian
mutantdonian
monkeydonian
mutdonian (shit-donian in english)

which shall be used more often? im partial to manletdonian personally but i can see the arguments fo rall

why do serbs like maxhup music that much?
Or it's just genetics?

oк кaј ce влгapитe

OK
Enough shitposting for today
Have maths analysis exam tomorrow
Wish me luck
Natën /balk/

paç fat m8

me on the pic

>Macedonia after SDSM came to power

im for mut-qen-donian.

mrrifsh me mar not t'mir

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the future of Macedonia

Fresh?
Well done.

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>shiptard delusions on 450

Is ethnic tribalism still big in the balkans?

no, they are all subhumans (civic nationalists) who will let you assimilate in their tribe if you ask for it.

I can beat everyone ITT with one hand behind my back

They're called New Macedonia now

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>New Macedonia
terrible name desu, but whatever works

its pretty funny how zaev has been in office for like 8 months and has already managed to warm relations heavily with greece, bulgaria, albania and kosovo, set mk on the path for NATO/eu, and make accomplishments elsewhere - really shows how much of a useless cocksucker grujo was

>besim koljim

>really shows how much of a useless cocksucker grujo was

true but only diplomatically, he developed (skopje) a lot

Sweet dreams everyone

Except me, I could beat you up with both hand behind my back, tied on a chair and blindfolded.

Let's destroy the e""""u""""

Whore

Some of the things that Albanians here write are quite...entertaining, to say the least. They have no idea that for example the Albanians in Macedonia have been played like a fiddle in the last elections for a certain purpose. In other words to use the proverbial "can't see the forest for the trees". What they gloat about as the inroads for their greater Albanian cause are in reality carefully set up traps in which they fall as always expected.
Interesting times are ahead of us.

you take them seriously because you are retarded

i enjoy shipoposting

Only among serb barbarians, and some slavs.
Greeks are a bit better.
In the other hand, Albanians have already gone past that phase.

what the fuck has he developed

MK will soon be just another Kosova, regardless of what happens.

DIE! DIE! DIE!

a-all part of the plan says the increasing nervous macedonian boy for the last 75 years

DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST

>shiptar delusions on 500

>MK will soon be just another Kosova
this
i hope macedonians dont chimpout in a depressed sperg-rage like kosovo serves and lock themselves away in a dump like mitrovica when the time comes
they should become integrated albanians too and claim their free bidets