Sister chad bf drank my coca cola

>sister chad bf drank my coca cola
>my mother doesnt wanna kick him out of the house because 'MUH HES THE BOYFRIEND OF YOUR SISTER WHAT CAN I DO'
>my dad is a cuck and doesnt defend me
i am alone in this world

I like how you build up your stories.

just do it user

beat him

Joder jorge, cada dias das mas verguenza macho.
Ademas, que ya tienes una edad para dejar de quejarte como un puto crio porque te han quitado una puta coca cola.

Le gusta la coca cola negro mutt

honestly the only way you can get revenge is to sneak in when they have sex and drink his semen

>t. spanish supreme gentleman

>se bebe mi coca cola porque yo estoy en mi cuarto
>me he quedado sin coca cola
>no salgo de mi cuarto porque esta el en casa y no me cae bien
>mi madre no le echa porque es que es el novio de mi hermana y tal
>mi padre es un marica con baja testosterona y solo se enfrenta a mi porque sabe que no le voy a partir la cara
>'tio no te kejes de todo xd'

go back to bed, George

How chad is he? Describe his behavior and appearance in detail.

>drug your sis
>have sex with her
>get her pregnant
>trick the chad bf into thinking hes the father
>make him raise your kid so he becomes a cuck
this is the only realistic solution, i can'T see another way out of this situation

>hay coca cola en la nevera
>chad bebe coca cola porque no pasa nada por beber algo que esta en el frigo
Ahi tienes dos opciones
>dejar de quejarte como un crio e ir al chino de la esquina a pillar mas
>decirle a chad que la coca cola era tuya y que la proxima vez se pille la suya

wouldn't it be a little gay?

good solution hungary we really need more inbred people in the world

it's you're fucking house user, tell him fight in an hour, be there or be square
fuck him up

use another coca cola as bait for him, but first shake it a lot

uh spanish user is a girl.
you are weird.

poison the coca

>chino
>implicando que no salgo de casa 1 vez al mes y porque tengo que ir al psicologo obligado
>hablar con el
>implicando que no es un chad con baja inhibicion al que se la suda lo que el enano hermano de su novia le diga
i wouldnt do this bc it's disgusting but it's a good idea kek

With laxative of course, you wouldn't want to be a killer

En serio me dices que eres incapaz de comprar coca cola, no tienes ni que hablar con el tendero, solo darle el dinero y ya.

The state of Spain.

OP you'd havr to be retarded to not follow this plan, its an optimal solution.

Are you still 18?

>*James typed furiously... while he could hear his 16 year old sister getting penetrated by her newest boyfriend, Mohammed, through the thin walls of his elderly home*

>Chad
>drinking soda
Europeans really believe this

beat his ass it's your house

>you're a Chad in leafland if you drink milk instead of soy
why wouldn't a Chad drink a soda?

> implying that Jorge doesn't make up 98% of his stories including this one
I do believe that he's under psychological treatment paid by his jaded parents, though.