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the catholic communist gf edition

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>microsoft windows has stopped responding

haha EPIC simply EPIC DOOD!!!! xDDDD

FTW! 1000 INTERNETS TO YOU SIR!!

Any Linux men in?

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why shouldn't they be hanged?
thesun.co.uk/news/5136147/first-picture-david-worrall-charged-manchester-house-fire-arson-children-killed/

I'm more of a mac man myself

wold you lads rather have a slut gf that has a high sex drive but who will likely cheat on you

or a pure girl who is a prude and only likes penis in vagina vanilla sex with the occasional blowjob?

someone please post a really standard tim image

like one that is recognisably tim byrne just from the thumbnail

gonna make a rare tim

feeling distorted and thin

>mexican cuisine

No, I don't like having to operate my operating system.

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2nd works fine for me because I have a low sex drive myself

only if you post a nice Summer first

A good Christian mother who will give me strong sons and dottirs

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ewww the south african kike gave me a (you)

Kevin posting was the height of /brit/

about time the good yank showed up

have you heard of the high elves?

Got to go to work lads. You all be good whilst I'm gone, yeah?

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WHERE WILL IT EEEEEEND

b-but its inhumane to kill a murderer! better to leave him caged up like an animal for 20 years

have a BA w/hons. in Hard Graft from the University of Life, Hard Knocks College

what about yourself

Nah bollock busting was the pinnacle of /brit/.

got a package for tim

need to start toiling myself actually or i might get sacked haha

have a good one lads

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toiling at this hour? What do you do

business idea: federal britain

gonna go take a shower and sneak a cheeky finger up my bum whilst washing my arse lads

>likes penis in vagina vanilla sex with the occasional blowjob?
>likes
This is still less prudish than like 50% of girls anyway

*janny tries to delete my post*
*a popup appears on his screen*
sorry janny, you need the ulti-Sup Forums bundle from comcast to delete posts, upgrade now only, $24.95!

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Kaneda... what can you see... Kaneda!? KANEDA!? KANEDA!?

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uhhhmmm girls like sex just as much as men sweaty what is this the 15th century ugh

youtube.com/watch?v=VtD9EiPhsPo

Got my sentencing tomorrow

Cool, first time I'll be in court 1

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would fucking smack rorke in to the next millenium if he even DARED open his mouth and spew his racist vitriol in my vicinity

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ASIAN/PAKISTANI HOLDING UP HIS FIST

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

i spent a few minutes on this post and i didn't receive a complementary (You)
very disappointed

Are you sure they're prudes and not just repulsed?

it's here

Good luck monica dear, we all know you're innocent and are rooting for you xx

how long can poleaboo push back his fake court date because he realizes everyone knows that he isnt real

selfie over Duke's Place in Marlow

how many years you getting?

here ya go

Fuck off back to /cum/

wouldn't the commies just send her to the gulag?

kevin roberstons been a naughty boy

also hope you get the electric chair

looks like a william turner painting

modern communists would all be executed/sent to prison
modern nazis would all be sent to concentration camps
figures

.he's here

whiter than you muhammed

this was peak /brit/
truly dont believe it will ever get better than this

slut gf, if she cheats on me then i can just cheat on her or we can call it an open relationship and i can hotwife her

why do you keep talking about this "rorke" character he has to be living in your head rent free

he must occupy all of your conscious and uncurious thought he is all you seem to be able to talk about

take your meds

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says it on the website love

the jock gf about to whisk my bollocks into a fine bollock paté

i've had to catch up on a whole bunch of calc too in a fairly short amount of time

have a look at professor leonard on youtube too

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LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>uhhhmmm girls like sex just as much as men sweaty what is this the 15th century ugh
You know how you pretend to be more sociable than you actually are and pretend to have hobbies so she thinks you're outgoing to land a date?
Yeah some girls pretend to like sex to land a dude then they can drop the act when they get married.
If you don't believe my explain why wives not liking sex is such a meme in all cultures on earth and why /r/deadbedrooms exists

post rare tims

hahah oh lawd completely forgot about this, kev and poley are quite intimidating

>Being for women being able to wear what they like: Cultural Marxism
>Being against it: You goddamn Communist! Why do you hate freedom?

When are you going to realise that "Communism" is just a scary word your owners use?

poleaboo was my best gimmick

rorke and his friend rasheed were planning a surprise party for their left wing friend randy
rorke farted
rasheed farted too
they had a good chuckle
suddenly, randy appeared, and farted too
they all laughing in unison

then they all went to the pub and had some pints

I frequently spend ages writing a wall of text on here because it's something I think might interest /brit/. Rarely recieve more than one (You), but sometimes I will find people discussing the contents or subject of my post afterwards, and that's enough of a (You) to me. Just knowing someone read it and took it in. I'm sure some people enlarged it and enjoyed it lad. Might not have replied. But it was original, and therefore good, adding to the quality instead of taking away, as spammers often do.

Cheer up

>reset all my cookies
>open youtube
>front page is all videos recommended to normies
>bunch of animal vids, kardashians, DRUMPF and celebrity interviews

grim

would quite literally split in half

2nd one of course

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Die! Black man!

wish we could go back to the old Sup Forums, where funny memes like "nigga stole my bike" weren't actually racist and everyone had a laugh.

Sup Forums was a fucking mistake

consider myself a liberal rorkist
LOVE the british empire
LOVE personal freedoms

nary a pixel

>Yeah some girls pretend to like sex to land a dude then they can drop the act when they get married.

I agree this happens but this is why you wait a few years before getting married. Also don't date a girl out of your league so she knows her place.

agree

Sup Forums is not a containment board it's a spawning pool

youtube.com/watch?v=VH5lhjrck40

good lad

he's talking about rorke again

rorke must have a nice pad set up in his head the amount of time he spends in there

I heard it was a studio flat

he wanted something a bit bigger but you can only work with the space you've been given

I think Tim already stole your idea m8

its cute to hear women say they like sex just as much as men

any grime man in?

Alright but can you answer my post in the other thread then?

so you've going to have to clean bogs for 800 hours unpaid

youtube.com/watch?v=RHsfs6mlRp0
EXTREMELY interesting short documentary on the Martin Freeman Vodafone adverts. Essential viewing.

business idea: yank romantic comedy set in newcastle

really not a fan
I like my breakbeat

fucking love peeling my foreskin back and smelling that slightly musky mist fill the air

Sup Forums was always racist

Well, Sup Forums wasn't a mistake. Sup Forumsposters not staying in their fucking containment board is the issue.

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isn't she
pretty in pink