Sino/ - 中文

Why do you wear the mask? edition

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=62VASkbu1gw

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9 (embed)
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM

>Recommended TV Series:
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>Recommended Movies:
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>Literal Chinese cartoons:
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ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=0afjs4-7Eio
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-15/china-s-top-phone-makers-poised-to-challenge-apple-on-home-turf
youtube.com/watch?v=bjqMR--4CB4
youtube.com/watch?v=HppTsscB-ac
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1512964820236.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=bS5ZGP7DIYk
forbes.com/sites/douglasbulloch/2017/12/15/chinas-debt-bomb-just-keeps-getting-bigger/#4fa3f310be4f
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Why did the last one get canned?
Things were going pretty well.

Nobody bumped it. Bumping a thread is like voting for it to stay alive.

Regrettable.

Not really.

does anybody here like this guy?

我想用中文聊天,有人愿意一起对话吗?
他是谁啊?

>the Virgin Laowhy86
>the CHAD SerpentZA

不认识我好,认识到我你才倒霉。

Also don't answer my question with another question.

haha lol those faces, they had been in China for too long.

Anyone got any tips for getting into a chinese uni when I graduate?
And when I say graduate, I am in no way implicating that I am in high school or underage, I'm actually 75.

Which one do you want to get into? I have friends and family that are faculty at Nanjing University so I can get in pretty easily as like a visiting scholar but it's a lot more difficult for foreigners like you if you don't have the connections to make your case/proposal.

该死的西方情报特务从中国的领土Sino滚出去
75? Why go to school?

Shit, I'm not entirely sure to be honest, but I live in Florida and have no actual relations to china (unless currying favor with confucius institute can get me somewhere).
Really, I'd go anywhere with a half-decent skilled job market for foreigners (maybe being hispanic will get me points?)
Correction, I meant 105

我们是希腊人~

What’s your name?

Barry Schafer.

I would feel so bad if a girl that young gets in love with me.
I dont know why but I dont like females that are younger than me (25 yo).

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明天我的男朋友会来看我

That sounds made up as fuck, Barry.

youtube.com/watch?v=0afjs4-7Eio

are japaense ppl smart?

*updates wechat status*

*massacres the thread*

*massacres nagasaki*

The Japs got off easy. So many war criminals were protected by the benevolent American military.
As soon as General MacArthur learned about the human experiments in Unit 731, he went out of his way to pardon Shiro Ishii so America could use his research o develop their own biological weapons.
He also let that slippery bastard Hirohito never attest to his crimes.

sinoboo = 中国共产党boo ?

How many time I need to pray to forgive the sin of watch the new horrible star wars movie

没有共产党就没有新中国T-B-H
孙中山去世之后,国民党的作风真的太差了,难怪老蒋被迫滚到台湾岛。

*votes to acquit all japanese war criminals*

dindu nuffin they wuz just following orders

I fucking hate Western "justice."
Our leaders talk about order, justice, democracy and whenever it's convenient they'll just forget it and say "muh realpolitik."
Hirohito should have been hanged.

They didn’t kill him because it would piss off every single Japanese and would only prolong the war and would make occupation impossible

peru?

Peru?

They had already surrendered and we already occupied the whole island. Hirohito approved of all the horrid atrocities, not just against China, but America and all Asia. His punishment, he got to live a long, healthy life in his Imperial Palace, and our leaders actually paid respect to him. At the very least, he should have received SOME sort of punishment.
And the Emperor was far from the only murderer excused by our beloved Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur, Shiro Ishii and the monsters of Unit 731 walked away Scot free, lived happy and wealthy lives as Japanese captains of industry. Nobusuke Kishi, one of the major architects of Manchukuo, who orchestrated slave labor and all sorts of abuses on a huge scale, was allowed to live and even became Prime Minister, and now his grandson, who denies Japanese war crimes, is also PM.
America whitewashed Japan's history and because of this, agents of the fascist, militarist, inhumane regime and their disciples rule Japan today. It's a true crime against justice that the American forces in Japan pulled off. MacArthur was a cold, Machiavellian to the core.
I have a feeling Roosevelt wouldn't have let such a travesty occur.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-15/china-s-top-phone-makers-poised-to-challenge-apple-on-home-turf

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但凡是有点声望,国民党根本不会亡
不过不得不说要不是日军打过来,共产党还真的不会控制中国,毕竟你就算7成国军逃了都不见得能比共产党当时的战力要弱
怕人说我是日本人,我是那个中国人

>Mi
Cómo estás hoy?

> sickbaby.org/

这是什么?

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此话或许有道理。我在网上看到有资料说,毛主席被日本记者采访时告诉他们要是没有日军侵略,中共就不可能变成执政党。
国民党唯一的出路是实现两岸统一。他们的黄金时代25年前已经结束了。正是因为他们太弱了,造成了目前的台独现状。老蒋还可以,可是蒋经国真的太傻了,被李登辉等黑暗中的亲日派忽悠了。
要是KMT真的与共产党达成了有意义的协议,他们就有可能成为台湾特别行政区的地方政府。或迟或早,台湾都会回归;随着台北的盟友越来越少,他们的生存空间就会逐渐消失。蔡English的领导下,台湾经济、外交都走下坡了,这就证明了这一点。
请原谅我啰嗦了这么多。我现在有点儿激动,同时也很无聊,不得不成为键盘武士。

Why is Winston so bitter?
Is he okay?

It took me forever to learn how to play chess.

And now that I know how to play....I am still only a little above average at the game.

lichess.org/TAi7ZEd5

This is what you were up against.

我觉得要是一切安康,真是不可能投到没钱没地位还是政府制定的反派那边去
要是日军打算直接弄个满洲国自己爽爽,估计这冲击还不够国人到共产党那边去
毕竟也不是第一次割地了,要是起义早起了

说到国民党,毕竟国民党前身无非就是一堆叛乱头子和刚刚接收了外国影响的人形成的一个所谓政府,虽然表面上无论是军事,技术,外交都比共产党强,但是要说共产党强在哪里就是集权化,全都爱猫信猫,还成功植入了信仰,反面是国民党没人神化光头,也没人有什么信仰,干的动干,干不动撤(这才是正常的军队)
但是唯一值得一说的还是抗日
共产党抗日根本就是没那一回事,实际上正面交锋的基本上没有,和国民党相比,只能说打过点。
国民党抗日那是真的血淋淋的抗日,顺着平原直接没法守全过来了,这点还是挺服的
结果就是国民党败的一塌糊涂的时候人家直接投降,懵了之后打算收拾小孩子却没想到这货变大了点自己则是片体鳞伤逃到小岛上到现在还在蒙蔽心想我他娘的那一步走错了
要我说就是猫和那个共产党太奇怪了
干的事情有不少是真的不能赞同,但是这党和这猫真的邪门。太邪门了

hola,
que haces?

hola
que hacen?

peru are you jealous that there are, as of this moment, thousands of chinks that are richer than you and have everything better than you and handed to them, while you have to work so hard just to eat a measly 70,000 rmb a year?

are you angry that you'll never live in a penthouse this big in shanghai and fuck 18 year old Asian girl prostitutes every day?

>23:30 and watching Chinese apartment tour videos on Youtube

give link

not jealous of the Chinese ,at the end they still chinks.

spicy meme

give link, I wanan get into this part of youtube

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Do non-asian peoples really see more with their eyes?
What if I get plastic surgery?

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There's a ton of them, but here are the a couple I just watched:

youtube.com/watch?v=bjqMR--4CB4

youtube.com/watch?v=HppTsscB-ac

you're going to regret coming to china to teach science when they tell you to play games with your retard chink students because your classes are too "boring"

lel

ok lads so my uni is making me do a language course of my choice in my foundation year and through a process of elimination i have decided to become a master sinoboo and learn either mandarin or cantonese but i can't decide which

i would really like to live in HK one day but then again most of china speaks mandarin and i would also like to tap in to the chinese international student qts market at my uni (like half the people at my uni are chinese)

You can use Mandarin in HK and almost all of China, Cantonese is only really good for HK and some areas around it

Mandarin, no question. Cantonese is a meme.

mandarin it is then, thanks guys

HK chinks don't like to use mandarin and consider it offensive when you talk to them in that language, don't listen to that faggot Cuban half-Jap whatever he is.

If you primary want to stay in HK, then you should learn Cantonese. It also comes in handy in Guangzhou too, but mainly HK

I would learn cantonese. Mainland qts generally will stick to being friends with other people from the mainland.

Do you trust me?

The Chad English teacher

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1512964820236.webm

>i would really like to live in HK one day

HKers are native English speakers. I have no idea why anyone would learn Canto.

>peru wouldn’t tongue-punch cindy’s fart box

Lol

>she’s sitting at the other end of the hotel bar giving you this look for 5 minutes straight, sometimes with a sassy nod of the head and blink of the eyes when your stares meet each other
>you try to ignore it at first but she keeps coming closer bit by bit

What would you do?

You're stupid.

Real politics are always supreme. Ideology is always lies and propaganda. The only exception is when power falls in to the hands of a delusional or an incompetent person.

This is not even close to being unique to the West. It's rather an immutable law of politics, diplomacy and statecraft.

Do you think that Pal didn't have political reasons to support the Japanese? Do you think that the Japanese really believed their own story about "liberating" Asia? Do you think that the Allies cared one jot about helping or protecting China herself?

Were I not already convinced that you are an idiot, I'd be tempted to say that you are knowingly promoting an unbalanced, anti-Western narrative - ironically enough, the exact sort of behaviour about which you complain.

Maybe I'll offer a compliment on his handsome receding hairline.

>Mandarin
filthy communist shit

>Cantonese
completely useless

I'd go with Cantonese, personally.

Wrong colony mate
HK english is comparable to beijing english, worse than shanghai
But all 3 are pure shit compared to singapore

>C-Milk favorited a deragatory comment about his “balding monkey wife and half-monkey child” and “regretting living among monkeys in China instead of going directly to Japan aka civilization” in the first place

what did he mean by this

>Do you think that the Allies cared one jot about helping or protecting China herself?
actually yes, the china lobby was pretty influential, as were american business interests in china. it just took more than that to convince the isolationists to go to war

>China lobby
Because the motive for working with them, of course, was that the politicians just really loved China and wanted to help her and protect her. Didn't have anything to do with being convinced that America's own interests were going to be affected by an ever-more-dominant Japan, for example.

>American business interests
What altruism! How genuine a concern for the poor Chinaman!

China loves Japan.

youtube.com/watch?v=bS5ZGP7DIYk

All the HKers I've met in Britain are native level and even have British accents

But you’ve never been to HK have you

Lol. Why do Eastern Women love white men alot lol? Aren't their countries first world?

No but like I said I've met many HKers. I also speak to people on a Chinese - English language exchange discord and all the HKers tag themselves as native English speakers.

Is her show good

You met them in Britain
Do you think they can socialize using Cantonese or chinglish?
Hk people is quite bad at english in general when I met some of them in mainland and sg

How many chink girls will this influence to have sex with Jamal and Tyrone once it’s released in China next month?

Or will the brainwashing damage be minimal since she’s fat and ugly?

You're not going to learn shit in 9months at uni, nowhere near enough to get a job in HK with it. What's your class hours for the year, 160-200? You'll need around 1,500 (class and self study) to git gud with chinkese.

chinks need to accept that darkies can be attractive too

It's mostly to do with social class.

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Just sent Sasha a lewd message on facebook lads

NOT awesome

did you ask for pictures of her feet

要嫁就嫁习大大这样的人
If you want to marry, marry someone like Xi Dada

probably around that

i'm not under any illusion, most of it will be self study

this is chinese centu-

forbes.com/sites/douglasbulloch/2017/12/15/chinas-debt-bomb-just-keeps-getting-bigger/#4fa3f310be4f

is it only a meme or chinese really dont like people from Henan province?

What kind of doctor do you think Sasha is?