Do you want German gf?

Do you want German gf?

No ,I can't speak german.
She looks like tasty her armpits....

that's not really an obstacle, English is well known among young people

I’d like to lovingly rape a German girl

They seem like they don’t get to enjoy masculinity very often

>English is well known among young people
Oh....
I can only speak Japanese....
I can't speak English....
Oh My GOOOOOOOOD...

*notices bulge*
OwO... whats this?!

I want to become a refugee and seek asylum in Germany and impregnate German women with my thick Anglo cock. I do NOT want to integrate into German society, marry a German girl and become a productive worker.

Probably, he wants to say like this.

As I don't speak German,
If I get German girlfriend, I can't talk with her.
If so, I may make her sad.

Therefore, I won't get German girlfriend.

> She looks like tasty her armpits....

I can't understand what he says...

I just file that second phrase away as the inexplicable japan

What's up with the dick?

The Germans is uber cute

Why is she larping as Landsknecht?

idk

Most boring women in Europe

oof, is that ur fetism

why

Women from Europe is all hella cute tho

When they reach a certain age they become the most frumpy farts imaginable. The most unattractive you could ever be without being straight deformed.

anything but german

:(

no idea, found it by accident while looking for ska bands in germany, (unwittingly spelled it as "sca," which is a german heraldry focused organization)

does she come with musket, pike and sword? if so, yes.

She gets plus point for the bulge but big minus points for the piercings.

No, I think I'll go look for pure trad waifu in Thailand instead.

I unironically know that girl, and she's not even german

>The crotch
Something doesn't look quite right.

I would be quite surprised if you did indeed know her, that seems really unlikely

I'm more suprised than you, her bf is a friend of mine, I won't say anything more since they're good lads and I'll respect their privacy