Mao Zedong edition
/brit/
sophie
my dad is getting old
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lefite mong
post choons
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oh what a surprise an early thread
oh and look an even bigger surprise it's made by the teenage leftypol mong
2017 /brit/ for you
righty twat
have to get an escort to teach me how to be good at sex so when me and the oneitis finally get together I don't embarass myself
Yeah I suppose if she was actually a public school boy it would be right on the money.
sue
Any ' man in
rich old people never had sex they were all virgins
i don't give a fuck about leftypol or any other of these teenage retards because i just purchased 2.5 grams of high quality, soft, sparkling cocaine for tomorrow night so i'm happy regardless
exactly
pue
haha
Did she decline? No
Didn't she mind? I don't think so
Was it for real? Damn sure
not to be black or anything but that's a depressing arse
I once paid an escort to tie me up and fake-rape me in the style of an obsessive ex-gf
*banging and high pitched screeching comes from the room next door*
>Oh dear, someone must have posted a Chinese edition of /brit/ again. I think it's your turn to go in with the Valium, darling.
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The only 'invasions' were during the elections and ended after the elections finished
That was mostly /r/labour anyway
>not to be black or anything
amazing turn of phrase
he's talking about the rorke who lives in his head again
Lads
What does it mean when a girl tells you she doesn't love you anymore and that she's breaking up with you?
Prepared a little welcome march for you all
she wants you to publicly molest her
>Not even the Japanese can take him seriously
Cannot believe people let him sail us over the edge.
shes japanese
a few of them stayed though and are still here to this day
your gay
Sure it's to be expected, doesn't make it any less sad
that's a guy
Why are they called the Labour Party when most of their supporters don't work?
all sad cos nobody wanna suck my willy
now I'm sad everybody wanna suck my willy
GET STUCK IN DER KEMBAGWE MY SON COME ON GOT TO BE
YEEEEEESSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
It means she's been riding the BBC for at least a couple of months
no
rorke lives inside brody's head rent free
going now bye
Fave album
*havent done my math homework for Mr Triggernomistein*
*pulls the active shooter alarm and gets sent home early*
petite bums are cute
Good.
contemptible urchin
>All these sad people sitting around complaining about people who aren't white middle class males
Pity you all desu.
because leftists are sycophantic hypocritical cultists whomst rely on a thinly veiled facade of morality and virtue to indoctrinate their young, naive and ignorant voter base
fuck off nigger
Me on the right haha x
>pull
>clearly says push
>laid down my £200 jacket over a puddle so the tinder date could walk across it
>she hasn't replied to my request for a second date
> all these people who aren’t white middle class males
Pitiful.
Going to have to disagree, if I'm to be honest with you.
very accurate
could she not have walked around it
what do you guys think about casual sex?
i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on Sup Forums says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?
>If I use words people will think I'm smart!
You realise you didn't actually say anything though?
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cocaine
yeah it's up there for me
probably heard this album 100 times, same with Remain in Light
What if the reason she told you this is because your relationship has been falling apart due to the two of you drifting apart for at least a year and you also don't really love her anymore either?
haha ok you perpetually pooperpillaged pseud
gavin and stacey is the only decent thing he ever did
whom'st'd are you inquiring about
He probably just finds Sex and the City intimidating.
if you get an escort do you have to give her oral before you stick your willy in?
Honestly think it’s overrated
Been shagging this ting from Poland for a while but I just don’t rate it any more.
It’s like sex is the most important thing when you don’t have it
> 1 LCK
> gets critted by random mob
Deano my son
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as a sexually frustrated virgin loser I find it appalling
youtube video literally just blew out my left earphone because of LE EPIC EAR RAPE hahaha so FUCKING epic man ftw!!
let me explain in terms you might understand as a labour supporter
labour voter are dumb dumb and vote bcoz jerimiy corben sed dat day cud get free muny n university n shiiet you get me blud?
>Been shagging this ting from Poland for a while but I just don’t rate it any more
>We need 'pedes to not only monitor the vote count, but also stand outside the doors and check IDs. Having such a presence use their second amendment rights may also help turn away the Dems when they bring people to vote fraudulently and/or more than once.
Sup Forums more like poo
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Is he right lads?
good jaypost, one of the best gimmicks when used correctly
yeah it's the law
so weird that him and John Oliver are famous in America. Yanks will clap at anything.
>good jaypost
MASSIVE tune
youtube.com
cat
will I click this?
anime?
Then give her a firm handshake, thank her for her time and just walk away
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see disgust in the shade of the morning toil
My morning toil is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning toil
>Free muny
Nope, it's free healthcare and he is just trying to keep it free
>Free University
I'd like to see where in the manifesto is says that.
Of course he isn't.
Shouldn't have sent her the dry cleaning bill
crazy how the dregs of the british entertainment industry become massive stars in america
it's almost as if they can't tell when british people are massive retarded mongs
Just suddenly had a huge craving for raspberry & apple juice.
who else thinking of grenfell today and all the people in st pauls
really want to shag one of my colleagues lads. don't see her that often because she works from a different office but every time she comes over she's always really nice with me and laughs at all my jokes.
and she has a terrific brapper on her
falling out of love is code for she found someone better
her saying you don't really love her anymore is her way of avoiding guilt
*drinks entire carton of orange juice*
*sticks up the entire flatshare*
Very impressive post Mr leaf