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Mao Zedong edition

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sophie

my dad is getting old

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lefite mong

post choons
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oh what a surprise an early thread
oh and look an even bigger surprise it's made by the teenage leftypol mong

2017 /brit/ for you

righty twat

have to get an escort to teach me how to be good at sex so when me and the oneitis finally get together I don't embarass myself

Yeah I suppose if she was actually a public school boy it would be right on the money.

sue

Any ' man in

rich old people never had sex they were all virgins

i don't give a fuck about leftypol or any other of these teenage retards because i just purchased 2.5 grams of high quality, soft, sparkling cocaine for tomorrow night so i'm happy regardless

exactly

pue

haha

Did she decline? No
Didn't she mind? I don't think so
Was it for real? Damn sure

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not to be black or anything but that's a depressing arse

I once paid an escort to tie me up and fake-rape me in the style of an obsessive ex-gf

*banging and high pitched screeching comes from the room next door*

>Oh dear, someone must have posted a Chinese edition of /brit/ again. I think it's your turn to go in with the Valium, darling.

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The only 'invasions' were during the elections and ended after the elections finished

That was mostly /r/labour anyway

>not to be black or anything
amazing turn of phrase

he's talking about the rorke who lives in his head again

Lads
What does it mean when a girl tells you she doesn't love you anymore and that she's breaking up with you?

Prepared a little welcome march for you all

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bruhhh

she wants you to publicly molest her

>Not even the Japanese can take him seriously
Cannot believe people let him sail us over the edge.

shes japanese

a few of them stayed though and are still here to this day

your gay

Sure it's to be expected, doesn't make it any less sad

that's a guy

Why are they called the Labour Party when most of their supporters don't work?

all sad cos nobody wanna suck my willy
now I'm sad everybody wanna suck my willy

GET STUCK IN DER KEMBAGWE MY SON COME ON GOT TO BE
YEEEEEESSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

It means she's been riding the BBC for at least a couple of months

no

rorke lives inside brody's head rent free

going now bye

Fave album

*havent done my math homework for Mr Triggernomistein*
*pulls the active shooter alarm and gets sent home early*

petite bums are cute

Good.

contemptible urchin

>All these sad people sitting around complaining about people who aren't white middle class males

Pity you all desu.

because leftists are sycophantic hypocritical cultists whomst rely on a thinly veiled facade of morality and virtue to indoctrinate their young, naive and ignorant voter base

fuck off nigger

Me on the right haha x

>pull
>clearly says push

>laid down my £200 jacket over a puddle so the tinder date could walk across it
>she hasn't replied to my request for a second date

> all these people who aren’t white middle class males

Pitiful.

Going to have to disagree, if I'm to be honest with you.

very accurate

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could she not have walked around it

what do you guys think about casual sex?

i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on Sup Forums says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?

>If I use words people will think I'm smart!
You realise you didn't actually say anything though?

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cocaine

yeah it's up there for me
probably heard this album 100 times, same with Remain in Light

What if the reason she told you this is because your relationship has been falling apart due to the two of you drifting apart for at least a year and you also don't really love her anymore either?

haha ok you perpetually pooperpillaged pseud

gavin and stacey is the only decent thing he ever did

whom'st'd are you inquiring about

He probably just finds Sex and the City intimidating.

if you get an escort do you have to give her oral before you stick your willy in?

Honestly think it’s overrated

Been shagging this ting from Poland for a while but I just don’t rate it any more.

It’s like sex is the most important thing when you don’t have it

> 1 LCK
> gets critted by random mob

Deano my son

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as a sexually frustrated virgin loser I find it appalling

youtube video literally just blew out my left earphone because of LE EPIC EAR RAPE hahaha so FUCKING epic man ftw!!

let me explain in terms you might understand as a labour supporter

labour voter are dumb dumb and vote bcoz jerimiy corben sed dat day cud get free muny n university n shiiet you get me blud?

>Been shagging this ting from Poland for a while but I just don’t rate it any more

>We need 'pedes to not only monitor the vote count, but also stand outside the doors and check IDs. Having such a presence use their second amendment rights may also help turn away the Dems when they bring people to vote fraudulently and/or more than once.

Sup Forums more like poo

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Is he right lads?

good jaypost, one of the best gimmicks when used correctly

yeah it's the law

so weird that him and John Oliver are famous in America. Yanks will clap at anything.

>good jaypost

MASSIVE tune
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cat

will I click this?

anime?

Then give her a firm handshake, thank her for her time and just walk away

I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see disgust in the shade of the morning toil
My morning toil is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning toil

>Free muny
Nope, it's free healthcare and he is just trying to keep it free
>Free University
I'd like to see where in the manifesto is says that.

Of course he isn't.

Shouldn't have sent her the dry cleaning bill

crazy how the dregs of the british entertainment industry become massive stars in america
it's almost as if they can't tell when british people are massive retarded mongs

Just suddenly had a huge craving for raspberry & apple juice.

who else thinking of grenfell today and all the people in st pauls

really want to shag one of my colleagues lads. don't see her that often because she works from a different office but every time she comes over she's always really nice with me and laughs at all my jokes.

and she has a terrific brapper on her

falling out of love is code for she found someone better

her saying you don't really love her anymore is her way of avoiding guilt

*drinks entire carton of orange juice*
*sticks up the entire flatshare*

Very impressive post Mr leaf