Jessica Rabbit

Why do so many people find her hot? She looks like a fucking alien.

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Because she's literally designed to be a bombshell.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Did you never grow up with classic cartoons' depictions of hot women?

Yes. Thats Red right? From that wolf cartoon? She's actually attractive. Jessica Rabbit isn't to me. Her head, eyes and face always threw me off.

They were going for the same classic theme with Holly from cool world too right? She's hot as well. Just not Jessica

>Not posting the original waifu.

Big tits
Sultry voice
Long Legs
OP is a faggot

Largly because context tells us she is hot.

It's called overstimulation.

As a kid I wanted to suck her titties

Exaggerated ideal.

First off
>she looks like an alien
>implying that'd stop anyone

Her looks are essentially "bimbo-lite," which tasteless masses and basic fuckboys seem to enjoy.

Indeed.

Holly shit what is the name of this movie? I have been trying to discover for years.

It's in the image file. It's not that good. I like the aesthetics of it though.

Jessica Rabbit always looked weird as fuck to me. I never understood how anyone can find her attractive.

seriosly?

They just can.

Cool World

user that's a fan image, that's cheating. The fan drawings of her are fucking awesome. Its the OG that I don't like

Nope, I do not sympathize.

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Time to fap

>That waist
Eat your heart out, Liefeld.

>hate glitter
>her entire dress is covered in glitter
That brings her from a 9/10 to a 4/10 for me.

Her underwear is orobably glitter too

The idea of that makes me wanna throw up

You wouldn't like Jessica, if you know what she's up too these days.
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Am I supposed to find this funny?

maybe

yeah, a hot alien

l-lewd

Read it in Roger Rabbit's voice.

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HER FACE IS SHAPED LIKE A SCROTUM

She is how I first discovered that I am a dyke.

Aaayyy Lmao.

>My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls.

Dammit Trump, mexicans can't penetrate that deep!

She's still got it.

REAL WOMEN HAVE MEAT "scarfs a handful of powdered minidonuts at once while reading twitter and tumblr feed"

i think that's called sequin?

popular place

and she's real!

Bump for old fashioned waifus

It's not fucking glitter.

Yes.

I really wish Cool World was a good movie. Its only real merit is rewatching 10 second Holly gifs.

OP here. Should we turn this into a classic cartoon girl thread?

I hate sequin too.

...fine? But the consistency is pretty different. An evening dress made out of sequins isn't going to be akin to a kindergartener's art project.

Because I REALLY wanna fuck an alien.

I think Hello Nurse takes the cake, I find her more appealing than red heads.

Red is great.

Huge tits.

I get my kicks out of a fatty who used to be hot talking me into banging her out of desperation from both sides.

But there's better aliens out there user

Sorry but the more alien looking the better. Ideally I'd go full xenomorph. I want my dick to conquer an intergalactic species that is totally unlike ours.

Her default nurse outfit never did it for me, but then that one time she wore a French maid outfit is another story...

Never got that either. She looks like a bald person with a wig.

Now there's a girl who will play pattycake with just about anyone.

Lets meet at a half way point

Might be just because it's her default. Not as exciting.

But yeah, maid gets to me more too.

Still hate them both, they're equally gaudy.

As a kid? I want to suck her titties now.

Well thank you mister half-century of hindsight. Thank you for weighing in on classical fashion in a way only you could.

Never gets old.

People wanna fuck aliens too so it's not too much of a stretch

Speaking of which

More like eat your intestines out

I like her superhero outfit.

She's too over sexualized for my tastes.

you're welcome, nerd

For me the hottest thing about her was the voice.

She's not bad, user. She's just drawn that way.

>over
>sexualized
I don't think those words can be used together like that.

I've always had that thought. No such thing.

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

Technically counts.

Here's something you would enjoy more: 8===D

Agreed. The butterface, barrel chest + dinky waist, and dinky feet always weirded me out.

>Half of Google Image Search results is this freaky cosplayer
Why

>Hair over wrong eye
This triggers my fanart autism.

would you?

I use to think she was hot until I noticed she was balding.

Hellz yeah
A huge part of my issue with her

Where is she from? Google gives me nothing.

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Thanks buddy
A token of my gratitude
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because it was the 80's
it was a different time, user

i got a jessica doll, its pretty nice. wish they made more good merch for her, there is NOTHING

late on that ass block, tom
damn kids movies, muh dick!

>Literally a blonde Toot.

Which Tom and Jerry movie is that?

My first Sup Forums crush.

Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure.

Since it was Direct-To-DVD the animators knew they could be as lewd as they wanted to be.

>Why

She's a transgirl who spend like literal thousands upon thousands and more thousands of dollars to look as humanly possible to her infancy favourite character.

She(?) was on the news some time ago, and was incredible popular for a while.

Needs more crossover art.

>bumbling retard scores the literal 10/10 redhead
>30 years later people are still mad

>She's a transgirl who spend like literal thousands upon thousands and more thousands of dollars to look as humanly possible to her infancy favourite character.

Isn't that Heidi Klum just wearing fake skin?

Thanks buddy

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>The waterbending part
Gets me every time for some reason

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