Why did they not end up together?

Why did they not end up together?

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cuz she wont a young nigga

dullest

the writer is a fucking retard that stumbled into making 6 good children's books.

Because Rowling was tired of people telling her what a hack she was and how predictable and cliche her books were, so she removed the obvious pairing and hasn't stopped bitching about how her fanbase 'bullied her' into it ever since.

>Listening to your fans
Women were a mistake.

Because Ron was the insert for her childhood friend she had a massive crush on, and since Hermione was her self-insert she put those two together as a form of wish-fulfillment.

Any other answer is fucking wrong because she's flat out said so herself.

You mean two.

here I'll compromise, two good children's books and 4 good YA books.

Because if Harry and Hermione had ended up together Ron would have had a jealous fit and avada kedavrad all 3 of them to death.

Luna was harry's true waifu
jk a shit
ginny an empty

I remember something similar where Ron did a columbine in some bad fic I read

franchise

Three good children's book, one good book that could pass as children's or young adult, a good young adult, a passable stumble, and a good young adult/possibly flat out novel that dealt with what was given to it and all in all provided a satisfying ending.

Then she let two gits write the bottom of the barrel fanfiction, and gave it her stamp of approval. Though to be fair, if so hadn't been so hyped and just saw the play it might have been whatever, especially if I was still a kid.

>most powerful spell is abra kadabra

what did rowling mean by this?

pottery

Even for of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises, its a predictable pairing. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Just seeing the word columbine will never fail to make me laugh out loud

Thanks man

Well, whatever your reading instead is making you talk like a prentitious faggot

Watch Hitmen for Hire. Its pure kino

yeah and she is a billionaire now, and one of the most beloved and mechanized franchise in pretty much all of human history.

What a sketchy thing to search for

You're going to get me raided

Ayn Rand Got Tier. I really want to strangle whoever made this meme

Because Rowling pussied out on making Ron and Harry an item and instead paired him with worst Weasley.

found the female user.
inb4 the user typed out creep

Imagine being Hermione in that series and having to be all like "damn, Ron Weasley, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your poverty and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another Russian Quiditch champion in his Room of Requirement. Like seriously imagine having to be Hermione and not only attend that school while Ron Weasley flaunts his disgusting ginger body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his hand-me-downs and perpetual underachieving, and just sit there, class after class, hour after hour, while he perfected his goalkeeping skills. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, RON WEASLEY PLAYS QUIDDITCH LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of upperclassmen and Tri-Wizard champions and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Muggledom. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his freckled face as he tries to kiss you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get credit for sitting there and revel in his "bloody brilliant (for that is what he calls himself)" magic, the magic he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the author calls for another book, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the Dementors could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hermione. You're not going to lose your future magical career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Posting the ironic lit meme list.
Ayn Rand; anything other than shit.

falling for overposted b8

Because of Harry's traumatic childhood and need of a motherly figure... plus on the books Ginny kinda is like Lidsay Lohan on mean girls hot and Hermione is not Emma Watson hot.

they really should have chosen a hotter Ginny. if they just chose someone actually hot hot than no one would be questioning the pairing. even with emma as herm.

I wonder how much that pissed off JK. Little ugly nerd Emma ended up turning into one of the hottest people to ever exist and it fucked up her story.

you know JK is just an old bitter female and gets angry every time she see's emma in a new movie.
i wouldnt be surprised if the only people talking shit on emmas looks are women.

out in the rl if emma is brought up in some way or a nother. the males will either not comment or say she is pretty , but the females will ALWAYS talk about how emma isnt actually that hot and blah blah for at least 5 minutes.

its what i think about when i see people writing shit about her looks here on Sup Forums.

not a billionaire anymore

How did she manage to blow a billion dollars? What a retard

she is hiding her money so people dont think of her as a billionaire. literally hiding her money. the same way Emma Watson hid a ton of her fortune in other countries banks.

she supposedly gave it away to charity

Thanks based brexit

Cause Rowling can't write for shit.

>the same way Emma Watson hid a ton of her fortune in other countries banks.
got the idea from the same people who gave rowling the same idea.

Underrated.

It kind of is one of risks of children casting. Puberty can go either way. Tom Felton almost needed to be put to pasture with Jude Law at some point while Emma became a super model.

>Emma ended up turning into one of the hottest people to ever exist

Are you retarded?

I didn't know Cayman Islands offshore holdings and Swiss Banks were charities.

How generous of her.

LOL YEAH RIGHT

Literally translates to open corpse

Are you? Objectively, she's the most attractive human woman to ever be born so far on this planet. And that's being objective, not subjective.

hermione is a self insert for JK so I'm sure she was ok with it

>Shitting on To Kill A Mockingbird, Alice, and Hamlet
Screw this guy.

Because Ron's not gonna marry himself.

nice bait man

oh

The fuck are you guys talking about? Hermione turns hot in the books after the 4th book, when they fix her teeth and hair with magic.

>when they fix her teeth and hair with magic.


Why didn't the fix it immediately with magic? Why wait?

OOOOOOOHH CHILDREEEN

LIFT UP YOUR VOICE

LIFT UP YOUR VOICE

CHILDREN

REJOOOOOICE

REEEEEEEEJOICE

>only really like the first 3 movies
>look it up, find out John Williams only scored the first 3
that must be it then

That was just for the dance, they explicitly say it would take too much work for her to pretty herself up like that everyday.

She only did that because she was teeny weeny virgin and wanted to impress Krum, after he popped her cherry she went back to not giving a fuck about her looks and caring more about arguing and reading then anything else.

Its against Da Rules

The author wanted to subvert readers' expectations at the expense of the story.

Have we entered into a new era of /harry-hermione/ posting on Sup Forums? This feels like the fifth one of these threads in like two days

Grow up or go back to tumblr

Promoting friendzone culture

I actually recently reread the books and I don't remember seeing "stretched his legs" even once. Not sure where that part of the pasta came from

You are retarded, I got it.

Didn't she say it was a mistake to not have shipped then, but it was too late when she realized it?

Worked

>people replied to that dumb pasta
>people don't even know how it started

Why I even come here I don't know why
Please rewind the clock 10 years

How are you not out of here yet is the bigger question

you are here forever

Wasn't he cannonically gay until ginger gal broke his gay curse with her magic spell of prostate stimulation?

Where'd you get that from

But Ron and Hermione were the obvious pairing.

It's been ten years for me too. I hate this place but have no where else to go.....

5-7 are indistinguishable from each other

1-4 are top tier

Some theories say wizards killed so many muggs/killed around muggs that it became a saying synonymous with magic.

Its been longer for me actually, but Sup Forums was made literally 10 years ago (and a few more months but who cares).

>that artstyle
>that inability to draw humans
I had to spend half of my childhood looking at this shit in children's books. Why won't britbongs admit it's nauseating trash?

>Because Ron was the insert for her childhood friend she had a massive crush on, and since Hermione was her self-insert she put those two together as a form of wish-fulfillment.
>Any other answer is fucking wrong because she's flat out said so herself.
not saying you're wrong, but do you have a link to her saying that?

Brits had different covers

Because it made their relationship more kino. It is legitmately a beauitful thing.

Imagine being so euphoric, you'd actually want to fuck Richard Dawkins

She didn't she only bought a place with some funds small percentage of what she has. This doesn't matter what does matter is she paid incometax and I or anyone can do whatever theh want with their money. She's a citizen its legal. What's interesting is the UK banks actually are required to publicize certain info and her address in the us at school did get posted.

Tldr dude fuck the banks! Wait I'm a hypocrite

5-8 are completely distinguishable. They all are.

5 political surrealistesque harry mindfuck
6 dreary dreamlike gothic ESBesque
7 low point slow orwellian heavy with character dev
8 everyone has their last hurrah and its almost all adrenaline

The cinematographers soundtracks and direction alone make them different. 5 was a tone shift like the book.

Just because they have the same editor who is great he did ex machina, doesnt mean they aren't distinguishable.

>Little ugly nerd Emma
What are you talking about? She was hot from the very beginning.

Not the teeth, that was permanently fixed after Malfoy gives her huge beaver teeth

When they were making them smaller, she stopped them after making them a regular size instead of her previous size

This. It allowed for pure cinema

Jk isn't too bad herself. And I dint think she cares at all nor does it matter the character was played spot on jk likely gets emotional over it if she were to talk about it. The films made the character more layered than the books anyways, they just allowed for it when they had moments where they didn't have to act like caricatures. Both ron and hermione.

Lmao you are a faggot not him she's a goddess use google
Wow a 11 year old meme and nothing the post. Wonder who you think is attractive

>looking at these covers for the first time in years
>i can literally smell the books

wew nostalgia is a powerful drug

It was a mistake and JK knows it.

>"I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfillment. That's how it was conceived, really," Rowling says in the interview. "For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron."

>"I know, I'm sorry," she adds. "I can hear the rage and fury it might cause some fans, but if I'm absolutely honest, distance has given me perspective on that. It was a choice I made for very personal reasons, not for reasons of credibility."

she fucked up.

>traps should be kill-

theguardian.com/books/2014/feb/02/jk-rowling-hermione-harry-ron-married

here you go user.

>Though to be fair, if so hadn't been so hyped and just saw the play it might have been whatever, especially if I was still a kid.

No. That script is eyerollingly bad.

She wrote two entire books for the express purpose of generating funds for Comic Relief, plus she founded her own charity. She actually seems to legitimately care, so I believe she'd do this.

>Director Steven Spielberg was approached to direct the first film, but dropped out. The press has repeatedly claimed that Rowling played a role in his departure, but Rowling stated that she had no say in who directed the films and would not have vetoed Spielberg.[95] Rowling's first choice for the director had been Monty Python member Terry Gilliam, but Warner Bros. wanted a family-friendly film and chose Columbus.[96]

You have to be 18 to post here. And preferably not such a sad edgelord.

well i always felt it didnt make no sense that harry and hermione didnt hook up, look even their names both start with h and they both spent their childhood before hogwarts not knowing about magics and that they was wizards and shit

now i know i wasnt wrong

that sounds funny, link?

Everyone knows Harry should have wound up with Hermione. We know it, the fans know it, JK knows it.

Harry with Hermione, Ron with Ginny.

because it was the actual chant of the worshipers of Abraxas the ancient snake god in 2nd century AD, in Alexandria Egypt.