Literally 10/10

Literally 10/10

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Lynch BTFO plebs now and forever

Plebs everywhere annihilated. It's a fucking massacre. Jesus Christ.

Guys, I wanted this to be good, but it's simply not. This show has aged like milk and Lynch is obviously senile at this point. It's like he recycled all of his older stuff, shook it up in a mixer glass, and threw it all on our faces.

Looks like Kino's back on the menu, boys.

Still reeling

What the fuck did I just watch

I went in expecting next to nothing and I'm very, very satisfied instead.

Leftovers is better.
Fargo is better
The Americans is better

KINO already exists on Sup Forums right now, but none of you plebs watch them.

its even more confusing than the last episode of S2, and the comfiness is all gone ;_;

pleb status : filtered and assblasted

TIME FOR STICKY MODS

Bob got iPad.

are they right Sup Forums?

If they acknowledged Phillip Jeffries does that mean David Bowie got his cameo before the cancer got him

LYNCHED

>pleb filter _and_ SJW filter all in one

based David "gigakino" Lynch does it again!

Murderer Biker murders a female character, more at 11.

Is this watchable without seeing the past seasons?

Trash.

People pretend to like this garbage and then never defend their stance when tasked to defend it, they just go "you don't get it, man!" like the faux-deep hipsters they are.

This is TRASH. Lynch is a pretentious overrated hack. Sorry if the truth hurts. Cope with it.

>Expected some shitposting and new memes during livestream thread
>Everyone got mindfucked instead

Mega where

L Y N C H E D
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Reminder: only redditfags complain about new characters. Shit was pure Lynchkino

Are episodes 3 & 4 available on NOWTV?

Not really, the superficial stuff is clear enough and you might be able to piece some things together as standard tropes but the reference game is dank so far.

>I don't get it so everybody else is pretending just to be cool!

Grow up. You don't have to like it, but move the fuck on.

>being this buttblasted

BTFO

will Sup Forums hipster ever recover?

Bout 10 mins into 3 and this is fucking wild

LYNCHED

I missed some chunks. Did they resolve anything with the explosion at the bank at the end of season 2?

Why did I think Now TV would have the next 2 episodes? Fucking Sky, man.

Legit kino, time for bed because fuck waiting 3 hours for someone to rip the stream.

t.numale

There's nothing 'to' get. It's a fake deep show. It's not "kino", it's "art" for dumb people who want to feel smart. Like yourself.

Those shows are garbage. Back to plebbit you go.

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this is like when retards didn't understand lost because they were too busy shitposting Sup Forums threads while watching

where can i watch? i'm looking at NowTV and only 1 and 2 are on the boxset

>finish episode 1
>there is now an owl outside my window, hooting like mad
Spooped
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4/10 at best. It was a snooze fest

100% kino lads

>srbrbrbrbrepperbrb
>NON-EXIS-TANT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Look at this FOOL.

stop posting this

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Showtime still hasn't put any of this new stuff up to watch

>he doesn't get that this was the thing: there is nothing to get
>got #Lynched

Dat black girls ass

You're the only one looking for some deep meaning in a film.

Can someone explain what the fuck happened?

I'm watching on the Showtime spp. I signed up for a free 30 day trial.

No, Lynch said they didn't film anything before he died.

where can I watch this shit? dont have showtime apparently and it isn't on TPB

>watches David Lynch
>calls other people numale

wasn't exactly coffee and cherry pie, was it?

when Cooper is commenting on the wetness of a girl's vagina, you know you're lacking in comfiness

i am stuck in a season 2 rutt. can i just watch the new episode late season 2 is terrible lads

This is how you know it was good.

Where can I watch it you niggers?

What in the fucking hell, I got Showtime on HULU and fucking NOTHING!

It's not like you're explaining why you dislike it.

i signed up for a two week trial for nowTV, can't be bothered signing up for anything else.
fuck it, i'll watch it tomorrow when my buddy comes over.

>returns in 2016
wut

no, wade through the turd so you have last episode for dessert

is... is cooper going to be ok?

>implying that wasn't comfy

kino's back on the menu boys!!!

this show is complete normie bait

Showtime app got 30 day free trial

Yeah man, Bob did it. That bastard!

You're empty, intellectually deficient people looking to fill a void in your life through pretentious le so quirky and randum xD "kino" nonsense. Lynch is a hack and you identify with that. You get emotional about defending your favorite faux-deep television show online. I'm merely exposing you and rubbing it in your face. Like I said, cope with it.

It was delayed, Lynch got almost fucked over by the studio execs again over contracts

Only men should be killed in movies

welcome to the new Victorian age.

My only fear is that the plot of this season will boil down to switched fake Cooper with real Cooper and then the finale will be real Cooper in the real world like "let's stop this once and for all!"

should i watch this if i havent watched the original?

>watches 2 hours of an 18 hour movie
>thinks he 'gets it' or doesn't 'get it'

Cry when it's over you pleb

this many people haven't been lynched at once since the last failed slave rebellions

Only thing I'm not convinced of is the way it's been shot. Preferred the muted tones of fwwm. Some new characters aren't particularly interesting either (i.e. most people involved in the murder of the librarian).

Other than that, very good.

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>yfw Shelly

You should really watch the original and Lynch's movies because he references them throughout.

>You're empty, intellectually deficient people looking to fill a void in your life through pretentious le so quirky and randum xD "kino" nonsense.

ok kid

this is copypasta material kek

Pure vomit kino

lol ok kid, you are out of your fucking mind

it's an 11.

If you want to be lynched and are familiar with kino, yeah

Once Leland Palmer is finally caught and dies, the following 6-7 episodes are fucking godawful, but you should be watching again by the time Windom Earle and Annie Blackburn's characters are introduced...and absolutely, positively watch the season 2 finale as well as the FWWM movie

That's it for you, millennial faggot

i'm interested in this show but i'm not very smart

is it actually complex and 2deep and shit? or can most people get by just from paying attention and making an effort to lend the show some thought

i'm afraid to give it a try because i'll feel like shit if i don't get it and turn into this guy

Not even that faggot, but you lynch niggers will just defend it regardless. It's about winning internet wars and feeling good about your choice with ironic kino bullshit rather than ever admitting you might be wrong.

Nah, there's literally zero point. I'm going into it having watched everything and I'm still lost at times. I really should've done a rewatch.

what did he mean by this

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this naked black chick tho

>it's supposed to be bad!
>u jus dun get it lol
>but i'm not going to explain what there is to get :^)
>proceeds to jerk off with my fellow redditors

Yea its almost like this is a continuation of one of his old projects

how about you just watch a fucking tv show without caring about what Sup Forums thinks

WHERE CAN I WATCH IT?

Ebert stauts: filtered

theres no such thing as smart or dumb, youre just lazy and uninterested in the topic

You're the pretentious one if you're looking for some deep meaning in a film.

Lynch has never explained his films and he doesn't want them to be explained