Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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You probably just need to blow off some steam user.

Try posting some more silly Colbert edits or talk about how much you hate pop science, it always makes me feel better about being an unloveable social reject!

yikes...

>tfw she left you and got pregnant by someone else

>tfw bf is coming over to give you that bbc

my bad nigga

Get off this website. Work out. Go outside. Read. Just do something. You can't steer a parked car.

>tfw you finally find a girl after being hurt for so long and she reciprocates the same feelings but then 1 month later she becomes distant and tells you she 'doesn't know where she's at at the moment' so you're back to square 1 and distrusting of everyone

NAZI NIGGER

>tfw no Jenny gf
jdimsa

>the first girl i tried with doesn't like me back

fuck off normie

be persistent you little bitch

My gf rejected me every-day for two months.

tell us how you really feel

and how long have you been together

i know that feel bruh
worst part is finding out that she's in a relationship with with another girl

why do girls with FAS pretend to like Star Wars?

Wow you're a beta faggot

It seems genuine.

youtube.com/watch?v=t4uV0-E_FdE

Girls only like outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys don't get girlfriends. It's a sad truth. All women cheat too.

>Waste the last 10 years of my life shitposting on Sup Forums
>Never exercise, eat tendies everyday
>Zero social awareness, might actually be autistic
>Don't even have a job
>Can't get a gf

This is clearly the work of feminists and Jews.

>tfw have baby momma

i've never even flirted with a girl and wouldn't know where to start

Chances are if you are tall outgoing muscular guy you will cheat too because you will have many options.

Eventually you won't care about it. Just wait more time.

You'll still get cheated on though. One magazine stated that about 80% of women cheat.

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But she tells me she loves me more everyday etc.

Nah, I found a woman who was pretty, a virgin and more right-wing than I am. Too rare to let that chance pass by.

>tfw such shit self esteem i didnt even consider myself a person for a while

haha

>One magazine stated that about 80% of women cheat.
thankfully we have such authoritative sources

>tfw quads of truth
iktfb

I had that but from having such a low opinion of others, but I fixed it by lowering my opinion of myself so now I don't respect anyone at all

pit WHOOOOOORRRRRREEEE

Me too. I don't even consider the possibility of dating because I don't think any girl would ever like me. I also think of how almost all women cheat and that it wouldn't even be worth it. I forgot how /r9k/ this board is. I've been on Sup Forums since the election.

>tfw no Ciri gf

THIS
B
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>tfw used to use Sup Forums, swore off 3d and was perfectly happy with being a forever alone permavirgin until I started using Sup Forums and wanted to start a white family but now I'm stuck in Sup Forums limbo where I know I will never be able to support myself much less a family, but I still yearn for a qt3.14 in my dreams
I wish I could go back to simpler times. Pick related is the ole waifu

>tfw muscular & shy

This won't end nicely

>i'm a turbo autist
>went to bar for 3rd time ever
>woman walks up to my booth
>"you should buy me a drink!"
>"NO!"
>accidentally shouted at her
>some guy "hey was that guy being a problem?"
>over the night she started rubbing his chest and they would occasionally look at me giggling while I babysit my drink

Did I get cucked?

No. She probably just wanted a free drink.

What would happen if you countered with "You should buy ME a drink"
There is no way I would ever buy something for a girl that I just met fucking skank probably just wanted to suck a dick or something. disgusting 2bh

>developing feelings for coworker/friend
>shes married

fuck is this what beta orbiting is?

>tfw good looking but autistic

you don't know what it's like bros

i wish i was ugly

>tfw good looking
You're probably not as attractive as you think.

>girl likes me
>I'm an autist hitting on another girl who has a boyfriend
>months later realize how much of a qt the other girl is and how relatable she is
>Confess new feelings
>She says she doesn't have those feeling anymore

Been on this ride for about 3 years now, and the ride never ends. Best and worst part is that we're both virgins without previous relationships, she is even kissless. Gonna be a bad day when gets a boyfriend

Is there any kino for this film?

It's true most people tend to think they're more attractive then they really are as a way to cope with body dysmorphic disorder and it turns out a huge percentage of the population has it but they have ways to cope with it.

Me too except I'm skinnyfat.
>user, you could be a model if you just lost a bit of weight.

Yeah link related.
youtube.com/watch?v=t4uV0-E_FdE

>Woman do anything for sex

More news at 6

Should have said
>"Why? Are you poor?

Tbqhf

>'they know what they want and don't hold back to take it'
Why are women so proud of being sex objects?

All this fucking noise about equal rights and feminism, and they instantly sacrifice all their self-respect the second Chad comes along. And they act so fucking smug about it, and if being used as fuckhole is a display of power.

holy FUCK ask her out man. who cares about her feelings

>summer before first year of highschool
>there was some shitty summer program that was designed to help students transition into highschool from middle school
>parents forced me to go
>"it's only a week" they said
>"You'll make new friends and highschool will be easy" they said
>closest thing I had to a friend was also going
>I ended up with a female mentor, no girls my age had a male mentor and only 3 boys my age had a female mentor
>she was a senior
>It was very awkward for me, she would always try treating me like she was a "bro"
>punching my arm, messing up my hair annoying stuff like that
>one day my friend told me his mentor told him that my mentor had a crush on me and convinced me to ask her out
>told me to say I'd eat her pussy if she said yes and that it would work
>last day of the program
>confess I like her too and want to date her
>she just blankly stares
>"I'll eat your pussy if you say yes! d:^D" with confidence
>her eyes got really big, she walked away to the group of mentors and they all erupt with laughter
>realize I fucked up
>now most of the class knows, one guy fell on the ground laughing
>she refused to talk to me the rest of the day
>just sat there at my desk while everyone else was having a great time
>it was occasionally brought up during the school year

And that's when I knew I would never get a gf

>wouldn't know where to start
go outside and talk to people

>I am a student in sexology
fucking kek

Jesus fucking Christ, mate. Im pretty autistic myself, but that shit takes the cake. I don't think anyone here can reach your powerlevel.

For the first year or so I asked her out a lot and she was really against me, we sometimes get in fights and stop talking for a while. Started talking again a couple of months ago and asked her out, and she said yes. Is that a good sign user?

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>tfw got my first girlfriend and the novelty wore off almost immediately and now I fucking hate her guts
Was I jewed? Being a relationship isn't nice at all. You fuckers lied to me.

naw man. Don't do that. spending too much time on that board; all it does is poison your mind and ratchet up your victim-complex to insane levels. I know because it happened to me.

she's just gay

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>tfw you realize people have sex

JUST end me

>started reading a hentai manga because I thought the premise was absurd and silly
>skip past all the sex scenes to get back to the plot

Has this ever happened to anyone else? I'm reading porn for the story. How did I get here?

yes now continue until you sex each other

>had a few girlfriends in high school and college
>haven't so much as touched a woman in years

I'd ask where it all went so wrong, but I know. Can't meet somebody if you're too sick to leave the house.

>told me to say I'd eat her pussy if she said yes and that it would work

That's what I say and it always works.

>tfw no gf, brainlet, poor and thirld worlder
I wasted my adolescence like a fucking retard and I can't stop thinking about it

Okay I'll do it user, but first I need to know when we sex each other? I have never gotten that far

>I'm only attracted to literal 10/10s
>I don't settle for anything less
>spent my entire life single because of this
>don't even give a fuck
Do I have autism or something lusting for women out of my league?

>it's okay when Chad does it!
The sad part about that is that I'm not even memeing because it's true.

Don't settle but don't set the bar too high either. If you look at porn, stop.

neither have I lol and Im 19 so you really shouldnt be taking advice from me

>If you look at porn, stop.
Meme respond. Opinion discarded.

Never has this picture been more appropriately used

Haha good luck man. I'm sure you'll be fine, no evidence that porn fucks you up. You'll definitely find the girl of your dreams someday.

>If you look at porn, stop.
I think that's a lot of it. I've been watching porn since I was 12 nonstop. I think it may have fucked me up in a number of ways.

>tfw 34 and married with 3 mistresses that don't know I'm married and 2 that do.

There is no fucking difference if i watch it or not. It has no effect on my personality. It my affect negatively on my sexual preferences and be bad for arousal, but little does it matter, since im not having any sex life anyway.

>Im 19
Hey me too mang. We're on the same boat

You are fucking retarded and will die alone.

>want a gf
>most girls have had kids or are getting married
>all other girls are degenerate as fuck
its times like this when I realize I missed the boat a long time ago and should just embrace wizardhood.

i hate it when that thought pops into my head.

i thought dumb poor people in shitty countries bred like rabbits?

>he is probably fucking her RIGHT now

may good luck and tight slizz come to us soon, my friend

tfw i just started dating a carbon copy of pic related.

Not when you're a social retard

nah, I've been watching her house all night and she's alone

>tfw had a college girlfriend
>super smart cute as well
>was so eager to prove myself to her had a lot of drive to catch up to her
>broke up with me 3 months before graduation
>didn't attend graduation was just too sad to go
>took me about 2 years to get over her
>now 10 years after out break up i still look up at her fb and see her pics with her new family seeing her happy
>tfw i still love her
>tfw i 'll never love another woman as much as i loved her
>tfw my wife probably knows this deep down and i'll tell her on my deathbed that i'm sorry i can't love her the way i love my college gf

fuck you op for bringin up old wounds ;_;

Porn does the trick for me, but I don't like to jerk off alone. I've got a bunch of girls I text mostly just to jerk off with.
Even if I'm looking at porn and it's working for me, there's just something lonely about it. I'll end up looking for someone else to talk to if my regular girls are all unavailable.

protip: those are fake smiles in those photos and she's constantly cheating on her husband and regrets having children

I've had a few girlfriends through out my life here and there.

Best was this one relationship with a literal 10/10 blonde with a legendary rack whom I met off anonidate years ago. Really funny girl too, we got along great. Thanks to Sup Forums I had a great relationship with an extremely attractive girl.

Too bad after we ended she moved to a big city and turned into your typical nupunk wannabe with a fucking day job at a bank and is now some pokemon-go playing SJW-lite. She used to hate niggers, ironically. Would not go back. She had an abortion too.

Last gf I had was some petite redheaded half kike alcoholic girl who used to shoot up.

Now I'm 27, NEET, overweight, and I literally live in my parents basement.

I've had a good run desu

ok cool thanks for the info man

I'm an Alpha male...

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

why are no gf threads the best threads on any board?

Indeed friendo, I just want a qt who is awkward and self-aware like me, why is that so hard to find?

The fact that you were attractive enough to have a college girlfriend puts you miles ahead of any average Sup Forums poster. NO SYMPATHIES AND FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>study abroad in college, three months in england
>basically fucking around and going to class occasionally
>couple weeks in meet dream girl
>shes into me
>some of the most wonderful time of my life spent with her
>last week there, with (understandable but ultimately regrettable) mix of emotions tell her I love her
>she smiles at me for a moment
>then says, "it's only summer"
only time I think I've ever loved a girl, I've been in some other relationships but they were all meaningless