How is it that Kingsman comes out of nowhere and is so much better than the actual Bond movie that came out that year...

How is it that Kingsman comes out of nowhere and is so much better than the actual Bond movie that came out that year? Kingsman was everything Spectre should have been and more.

Kinosman.

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I can't remember a single scene or quote from it, but I do notice that there's a thread about it here every single day

>if you save the world I'll let you fuck me in the ass
>that anal scene at the end
There.

Really? I mean, I guess it makes some sense with the sequel coming soon, but I've never seen that many threads about Kingsman. Can you link one?

It was just Agent Cody Banks for 17 year olds.

Sam Mendes wanted shit to be DARK and GRITTY but also wanted to call back to the other movies, which were inherently a little silly.

Matt Vaughn took that silliness and amped it up to the nth degree, while maintaining a level of reverence for the movies it borrowed so liberally from.

Kingsman was, in a word: fun.

This. Heck, they said as much in the dialogue. New spy movies are just too serious these days, at the expense of being interesting. Kingsman was a nice throwback to the good old days of silly fun.

>Heck
Hello, fellow "heck"-user! I also say "heck"! All the time, in fact.

I have not seen 1, but trailer for golden circle looks pretty comfy.

Thats a tiny ass, who is the owner of this ass?

I like to precede it with a nice "flippin'". Really drives home how serious I am about the situation.

frig off reddit

That's Sofia Boutella's ass, you may also know her as the new Mummy.

Definitely watch Kingsman 1 sometime, it's a fun ride.

sofa butt nutella

I came here hoping to see some pussy lips through those pants.

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I find the use of "heckin'" amusing when normies do it, especially when it's censored.

Any other context makes it weird.

The thing is, once you get to college you realize that actual profanity isn't all that mature so you loop back around to censoring yourself. Placing emphasis on it, like "WHAT THE FREAKING HECK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" arguably makes it more powerful than swearing.

Man from UNCLE was better

You're just saying that because it has Superman.

>so much better

It was shitty U WOT M8 Bond. It was better than Spectre because Spectre was an abortion on way too many levels.

It was okay, but the church scene is some redddit fedora level atheist horseshit

this movie fucking sucked

especially samuel l jackson's character

Kingsman was trash

Was it necessary to samefag? Do you feel that outnumbered?

How did they even fuck up Spectre so badly? Skyfall was fantastic. How do you follow up such a great Bond with such an awful one?

FUCK YOU REDDITTTT SCUMFUCK GO BACK TO R/ESIST AND CRY ABOUT HOW TRUMP IS HITLER YOU SISTERFUCKER!!!! I HATE SHITSKIN COONS LIKE YOU CHIMPIN IT UP FOR THE WHITE MAN YOU FUCKIN NAZI ENABLING CUNT I HOPE YOUR FATHER GETS DICK CANCER AND IT SPREADS TO YOUR RECTUM YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE ANTIFA EDGELORD AUTIST YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK EAT SHIT AND DIE IN A CANCERFIRE YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BORD

How to detect a Trumptard: They get offended by racists being slaughtered.

I voted for Bernie. Tip your fedora harder, edgy euphoric fag

>Tip your fedora harder, edgy euphoric fag
Lol yeah this sure sounds like the reaction of a Berniebro and not a triggered Trumptard.

That was sarcasm. You can't have voted for Bernie anyway, he lost the nomination.

LOL this Hillary shill never heard of a primary.... Let me guess, not old enough to vote? Why don't you go shoot up a black church? You'll rid the world of a whole bunch of homophobes.....

Is Plebbitt down?

Lmao if anyone's going to shoot up any place it's probably you, crazy-ass gun nut.

Why do Trumptards try to roleplay as Catholics? Are they just imitating him? Mr. "Two Corinthians"?

Probably the hot chick with think tink legs

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>Kingsman was good
>Besides the botched ending etc.

Fuck, some people truly have shit taste.

>the botched ending etc.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Noticing a common thing about Kingsman haters: They never explain themselves.

Think tink?

Sorry, meant to type "think tank", but fatfingered it

That is all incorrect

I'm still not sure what "think tank legs" means.

>LOL WRONG
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was about to watch that movie. but holy shit it features the never seen before fucking nigger l jackson, how epic. now i wont watch it. fuck.

He's playing a really squeamish supervillain who hates blood and violence. Well, looking at it, not necessarily causing it.

Spectre was much better than Quipsman. How old are you?

cant stand him. its like a wilhem scream in actor form.

I thought this movie was boring

>Quipsman
The irony of YOU implying someone is underage.

He actually does something a bit different in this movie. He's got this weird lisp. Even if you don't like him you'll probably still like the movie. In fact you'll probably like it even more.

I gotta know. What's an example of an exciting movie to you? When you say Kingsman is boring it makes me really curious where you're coming from.

Spectre had more quips than Kingsman

liked the movie, hated the nigger (and I like him in most things)

And Kingsman's quips were actually good.
>Thank you for such a... happy meal.

Well that's a shame, but what I mean is that someone who hates him might enjoy seeing him as a complete pussy who gets impaled.

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>Movie is serious and toned down
>HURR MUH GRIMDARK

>Movie is lighthearted and fun
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT QUIPS QUIPS

>Movie is a nice balance of serious storytelling and entertainment
>WOW ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS MOVIE WAS SO INCONSISTENT

I don't know why I come to this board anymore desu.

They really do whine no matter what. I have not seen one thing that is universally beloved on Sup Forums.

Well, maybe Samurai Jack, but even now you have people bitching about the ending.

The Thing is pretty close.

ah i got u senpai

Is samurai jack worth watching for a 35 year old non weeb?

>Hate bond movies
>hate movies about chavs
>liked Kingsman
What is this sorcery? How did they do that?

>another boring white power fantasy

the subtle jab that urban culture is inferior to being a stuck up guy in a suit is just even more proof of racism

Bond jokes. Kingsman is reddit upvote quips.

what the heck

Because mattew vaughn has always been fantastic
See: Layercake

This is reddit as fuck holy shit kill yourself

Yeah, there's nothing "weeb" about it. It's very non-Japanese in most regards, the protagonist just happens to be a samurai. Top notch action scenes too.

>white power
>fantasy

pick one

>urban culture
>inferior

both

Why did that post get you so triggered?

what the freaking heck did u just say to me?

The "sweet thing" episode is kino. And the shadow duel.

What is your MOTHERFRICKING problem, you GOSH DARN BUTTHOLE?

Not as good as peak Bond. The amount of locations and stunts in this movie is nuts!

Manners Maketh Man is the only thing I remember

By Sup Forums logic, isn't it a bad thing for a movie to be quotable? Because then people will start whining about "quips."

Anyway, "This ain't that kind of movie" was a pretty memorable line.

>samantha womack
my dick!

What the? Of all the women you go for his mother?

so much this

The church action scene is the only truly memorable part, everything else is edge

>everything else is edge
This is how I know you didn't see it.

Kingsman was one of those movies where the villain's plan was more sensible than the hero's.

That's true about a lot of movies. The only thing heroes have going for them is "muh morals." If you really think about it, you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet.

Give Blofeld better dialogue and a better motivation for wanting to ruin Bond's life, have a better car chase scene and fix some other small things and its a pretty perfect Bond film with perfect pacing (movie actually felt pretty short during second half and I wish there was a Blofeld base shoot out instead of Bond just escaping after killing a few people and blowing full base to Oblivion so quickly).

BRRAAAAAAAAAAP

The church scene was well-choreographed I guess, but it was the edgiest scene in the whole movie. God Bless America level edge.

Thats the problem with the hero/villain story

Anyone can be the "hero" once you understand their perspective, its just about what side of the story you tell and how its framed. Even a complete sadist would be empathetic if you could somehow understand the workings of his brain.

Hence why we call them "protagonist" and "antagonist."

>liking Kingsmen

brap

Threads for this movie draw in a lot of retards who scream about Reddit for some reason. I wonder why.

But he's right

But he's just saying that because it has Superman.

>>British boy is taught by stylish British man how not to be a piece of degenerate scum
>Is trained in a traditionally British institution with nothing but white people
>Saves the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish princess from getting culturally enriched by a crazy nigger and his Asian bitch

It was good because it was a British film. If Hollywood got hold of it we would have been doomed.

This

>t roger moore made the best bond films

Good post, but
>Sofia Boutella
>Asian

He did though.

The Spy Who Loved Me is right up there in my humblest of opinions.

Though it has to be said I was not equating Bond to Hollywood, as they're primarily British films too.

Yeah, British films are always a lot better in my opinion, so I know what you mean. Even if Spectre could have been way better.

If you can't see how Skyfall led to Spectre, you are blind. (btw Skyfall was shit). It's the same maudlin do-we-need-spies-anymore schlock with plot that doesn't make sense.

>It's the same maudlin do-we-need-spies-anymore schlock
How did you even get that out of Skyfall?