You'll never ever live in a comfy innawoods cabin like pic related...

>you'll never ever live in a comfy innawoods cabin like pic related, living off the land and your small investments/savings, lurking Sup Forums on 512 kbps mobile internet, with a rifle hanging on a wall, living as mother nature intended us to live, taking a stroll in the woods in the middle of the night
>you'll live as a wageslave for the rest of your life, doing pointless paperwork, in the office that you hate, among the people you hate, to earn money to buy shit you don't need, to impress people you don't like

why live? i'm sick of XXI century crap

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>you'll live as a wageslave for the rest of your life, doing pointless paperwork, in the office that you hate, among the people you hate, to earn money to buy shit you don't need, to impress people you don't like
Just watched fight club for the first time did ya?

>you will never live a life you cant afford without working for your money first
nice post senpai

Nope, I did it a long time ago. But I started to work in an office 3 months ago and it already kills me inside.

>512kbps
Trust me. You don't want that. My internet is slower than that in the summer (usually download around 9kb/s), I have to put images loading for a minute while I go grab a snack or something so I can see them when I come back.

Babby's first quarter life crisis


Fug off

>Electricity for the Internet

Umm bro? That place has no electricity.

Also:

>No flush toilets
>No hot showers
>House needing constant repairs

Sounds like hell to be honest.

Great solution, will consider

having sauna and river is enough

I didnt know speeds like that still existed, you poor fucking bastard.

>No flush toilets
>No hot showers
woman detected

>wanting to live in the woods
>not wanting to live on a beach side mansion

The fuck is wrong with you faggots.

All these "comfy cabin" threads just shows me how disconnected from reality you robots are. You spend all your time in your room and have some skewed idea of how the wilderness is great, not some awful place full of bugs, scary animals and horrible reception/internet.

Speak for yourself, suburbanigger. I live in a rural area with a good amount of land and built a small log cabin somewhere on my property no one knows about (who matters). I go out there for a few days at a time to read or relax or hunt.

I'm a man but I'll be damned if I don't love me a nice hot shower.

The "no electricity" thing would stink too. You couldn't have the Internet without electricity. You'd be in that cabin worrying all the time about what repair your house is going to need next and how you're going to survive the winter.

It's heat related. Today I can load images almost instantly, my speed is probably above 300kb/s at the moment. But when it gets above 80 degrees the internet grinds to a halt.

There are only two providers available where I live and the better one is charter, which is a really fucking bad provider.

>impress people you don't like
stop giving a crap about people you shouldn't care about

Otherwise it's a great time to be alive, the chaos that the shitskin migration has introduced into our societies will be the end of the slow rut that we've been stuck in.
Whether it takes a civil war or not this is a great time with the nationalist movements coming alive again!

Well said, Sven.

OK, so I don't "live" in it. But I have something very similar a few Km down the dirt road "hunting cabin". And yea I get you, if the hunt works I go home, if not, sleep over in the cabin, try again tomorrow. Sleepover in the cabin is somehow wayyyyyyy more restful than sleeping "at home"

I've been in that for years.

I'm trying to find a way out.

For the record, my best friend is 2nd gen Polish immigrant (born inusa, parents from Poland) based as fuck Catholic (as am I). I like your people

Solidarity my brother

black pill: there's no way out

When the time is right, come calling! Old differences aside, those few of you who still think like people WILL have our support!

Lol fucking neets are so delusional. As person thats had to heat water in a stove and used a cup to shower as well as having to store water in buckets because of water rations i can tell you that it fucking sucks. Also my gf had to wash clothes by hand because we didnt have a washer and that takes time, like the whole day and forget drying it if it rains.

You neets think shit gets done by sitting on your comp and hallucinating but irl you actually have to do physical work to get shit done. You get way more out of life by having all these appliances that do the work for you. To wash clothes by hand isnt lol put soap on clothes and throw water on it then come back to shit post while it washes itself. Youd actually take hours scrubbing shirt by shirt. Seriously this is cringe and shows a great lack of immaturity which is the opposite of what your autistic brain is trying to do when you brag about wanting a mountain mans life.

512 kbs still faster than my internet T_T

India seems to thrive in these conditions though

No thanks woods are too spooky.

hahahaha your mexican

Solar is getting increasingly efficient and there are many other methods of getting hot water cheap

Today hobbyist makers can easily build wood burning stoves that act as a hot water heater and central heating in the winter with almost zero thermal loss.

enjoy your internet, hurricanes and earthquakes.

DUDE THAT'S LIFE, I'M SO REAL AND JADED LMAO

Plz Poland, take me with you ;_;
I'm a qt fucking white male who can cook your sock everyday

I know this feel bro, always dreamed of this.

Saving money for a piece of land where I will make at least some of this true.

How right was he? How can we implement his theories in our own lives?

learn to fucking innovate its not 1850 theres a lot of shit you could use

>
have fun jumping in the river when its below zero out

>polish
>office
Its calleda lavatory, pietro

>that amount of total fuckheads who think there would be no electricity
ever heard of diesel generators/solar power? it's not fucking 1830 anymore

My dream is to live in a lake side cabin surrounded by a thick forest, protecting my live stock and 9 spouses from feral dindus.

I'd be setting traps at sunset.
In the morning i'd be using the bodies to nourish the Calla lily and bluebell field, eating cheese at noon and fishing at the evenings.

>No hot showers
Just boil some water in a fucking cauldron

Was it legal for him to live in a tiny little cabin like that?

His house had no running water. He took a shit in a hole in the floor.

Does the government in Montana allow people to live in such conditions?

Lmao an 1 hour of pumping that thing would be so stupid.

You think you want this, but you wouldn't like it long term. Either or camping if you are poor or buy a plot of land and build a cabin on it to go on vacation.

It's nice during the summer, but it would be awful during the winter with 1 foot of snow outside, having to stay inside almost always for an entire winter

If you really want just buy a house in a small city boardering a public forest. You only need like 5-10 acres and will be pretty remote but still have running water electricity stores medical care internet ext...

Have you considered joining any semi-hippie make-it-yourself all-natural folk there?

I helped establishing a self sustaining community in Istria a few years ago. Shit was worth it despite the differences in the world view.
And I'm currently helping a friend building a hobbit house. Shit's great

You know, we actually have lots of fun doing just that.

this is my dream

Nope innovate buddy. Im such a rugged white man look at me im saying fuck society and choosing to live a short life in the woods followed by starvation/dehydration while smelling like ass.

says the taconigger who said it takes hours to scrub shirt by shirt

Pagan fun

Your dream is achievable you pathetic to afraid to go do something beta cuck faggot

pretty much every country in the entire world except for the "land of the free" has freedom-to-roam laws which allows anyone to live off the wilderness wherever they want, even on other people's property if it's unused

It's fine after the sauna. Increased body temp, sweat out the filth. Quickly rinse in the river. It is bracing, but contrast showers are already a thing recommended for muscle relaxation/recovery.

Besides, assuming the river, a simple reservoir and hydro-ram pump can eliminate the need for actually rinsing IN the river.

where are people like that? would love to join

this is shit

also prepare to get aids zika and ebola from mosquitoes faggot

>3 months and it already kills me inside

Don't know what you are talking about desu senpai

My office job is 100x more comfy than some of the jobs I have worked, and it pays me well enough to live a comfortable life and have some left over for savings.

Try working a shitty minimum wage job with no prospects for a while, it will put things into perspective.

I moved to owning property in a small mountain village to renting an apartment in the capital where I wageslave.
A significant upgrade to my life, I have to say. Take a long vacation, 3 months unpaid leave or whatever, and try to live like you assume you want to.
You should be bored to death and hating it within 4 weeks.

It does take hours to scrub shirt by shirt but it would still be easier than using that extremely silly machine. But youre a rugged guy and wash your clothes using that machine to see if youd actually cut it, oh wait this is just virtue signaling your fellow autist and you have no intention to actually do this.

Somehow a man living on $1,500 a year in a tiny cabin with no water or electricity, and with only a bicycle for transportation, traveled America placing or mailing bombs and was responsible for the greatest domestic FBI investigation in American history. How the fuck is that possible?

this is where i shitpost from

Cabin Dwelling Kaczynski is the coolest Daddy O!

Are there actually shills in this thread?

Some valid criticisms of the difficulty of the life doing this, but is urban life inherently better?

I see hundreds of strangers, faces that are instantly wiped from my memory. No connection to my fellow man, my planet, nature or a sense of purpose to my labor. Urbanization is giving up some humanity for convenience, entering a human ant farm...a bizarre one-up on the social contract

>I'm not a robot

Technically so, Capcha...

> lurking Sup Forums on 512 kbps mobile internet
Try 300 kbps with dips to below 60 kbps in the afternoons

and I'm living in a fairly big town

No, you're right. I wouldn't want to live like this I was just pointing out your idiocy.

you could try talking to them if you want human connection. you won't find that in the woods.

>not living in a small country where innawoods is literally 50km from civ at most
>not having country-wide LTE coverage
plebs

Montana is one of the few states that still allows people the freedom to choose paying taxes for through building codes using certified contractors.

You should stop throwing the word "shill" at opinions you dislike, but can't argue against.

Who needs stupid humans when you can commune with nature

youtube.com/watch?v=aDhtQTQYwII

are you retarded?

I live in the woods and have electricity and running water. Obviously I have internet too and even Amazon prime.

The only idiot is you if you think shirt by shirt hand washing is harder than using a shit load of force for an hour or more pumping that machine by foot.

>It's nice during the summer, but it would be awful during the winter with 1 foot of snow outside, having to stay inside almost always for an entire winter

>It's nice during the summer, but it would be awful during the winter with 1 foot of snow outside, having to stay inside almost always for an entire winter

sitting next to the fire while eating preserved fruits cheeses and smoked ham while laughing at you on Sup Forums?

sounds great

That sort of lifestyle can be tough in many ways. I personally like to spend some time in a rural area such as Lika in Croatia.
Also, amateur smithing, anyone into that?

He looks like Mr robot

Youre the idiot we are discussing no electricity cabains not your daddies vacation lodge.

It's like you niggers have never heard of an earthship.

My government actively tries to dissuade this type of behavior.

It's illegal to collect rainwater here.

That is why I considered the possibility of the active shills on this website pushing an anti-off the grid agenda

>wash clothes in 1 hour using a bit of force
>wash clothes in 4 hours using little force

Well I guess when you live in Mexishit and have literally nothing to do, taking your time to wash your clothes and save some energy is a fun form of entertainment.

Looks nice, until you return from some nature walk, or whatever the fuck you do innawoods, to broken windows, kicked down door, all your shit ransacked through half of it missing.... who guards your fort innawoods (middle of nowhere)?

why do you think a cabin has to have no electricity?

Like I said, solar is readily available.

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I'd like to learn but I live in a city and don't think I could install the necessary equipment. It would be nice to have that skill to increase self sufficiency

>capcha: choose all store front

The irony is palpable

Obviously you use your newly learned mountain man tracking skills to follow these niggers back to their hood and lynch them.

this argument is retarded anyways because niggers don't go randomly out into the countryside so it's implying white people stole your shit.

Or you could live in a normal house in the woods in a rural area with forest all around.

(Retard city dwellers) people in this thread think it is impossible to live comfortably out in the woods. It's actually quite easy. Grew up in a house like that. We had electricity and heated water, but had to drive like 30 min to get to town/school/jobs. Granted we did have some neighbors but they weren't very close and we're also like-minded

Looks at my log cabin, helping hometeach my kids, wife will start making dinner, and I am posting vie hughesnet. Guns are in a display cabinet. Barring the wheat/flour everything we eat we grow, raise, or hunt.

Living the dream.

I live in a fairly small town, I made my own forge and used a piece of railroad track that I fixated on some old wood roofbeams, made my own charcoal too, took a massive steel bolt and made an alright spearhead, planning on investing more money and time, mostly actual blacksmith tongs and an array of hammers

What are bored asshole teenagers?

also we buy suger and a few other things* but it about 2000 a year at most.

>you'll never ever live in a comfy innawoods because there are no woods
why even live?

Already here user but I got 4g

Move to Russia, they literally give you a free forest if you promise to live near it.

Attending college us the first time I've lived in a city. It sucks I hate it so much for basically those reasons

People need space and the sublime beauty of nature, or at least I do

>see point #1

and again, you think whites are going to steal your shit? ha

If that's how you live then screw you!!

My household is moving to Idaho next year to do exactly that, my father got red pilled hard by years of seeing bullshit, doesn't want to live in the most dense country in Europe when the continental civil war happens.

He got one and a half mil from a lawsuit he issued against the company he worked for 17 years, because they wanted to avoid paying for his pension ( big biz ), going to live the comfy life friends, finally own a real gun

There's enough potatoes for me to survive to next spring and more are growing. Instead of rifle I have a pellet gun. Nearest village is 10 kilometres by boat

literally amish

Who the fuck is mowing all that?!!

>he grew up in mexico
AHAHAHA fucking cuck

Why the hell does anyone want to go out in the middle of nowhere with no internet, no hospital, no grocery store, no AC and "live off the land"? Refusing to progress with the rest of us is degenerate as fuck. You hippie ass fucks are one of the reasons we're held back as a race.

Besides, OP wouldn't last a month doing this garbage.

>Look up "Operation Feed Yourself" in Ghana.

>Sup Forums is part of his dream life

Jk love ya

in case of a clinton presidency, will you accept american refugees? Can i at least own a bolt action there?

is this bait?, i cant tell.

Idaho is beautiful in its more mountainous parts! Congrats, cool state too. Super great gun laws! I want to live there eventually

Yes, but I had to look closer at 1st glance as that was actaully my 1st retarded thought.