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me and the lads edition

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first for i am a perverted slut who deserves to be tied up and raped

first for being tied up

me

wow this is lewd
i wan sum fuk pls

except i don't have a dick because i'm a girl so it should be a female chastity belt

That is the worst looking collar I've ever seen, a simply one would look much better

Yet another Friday night spent online.

>tfw can't contribute to the lewd conversation

help

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>i'm a girl
Sure you are.

*dabs in your general direction*

i'm a cute 2D ninja girl

>I have 3k nzd worth of bitcoin
oh fuck I didn't realize I had this much, this has me worried.
Anybody want to buy some?

>spending money on an asset that has no fundamentals
no thank

>I have 3/4 of those things

*acts like I'm going to give u the fuk but decides not to at the last second*

>using fiat currencies

i only use gold for exchange

Currency is for plebs, I only exchange sexual favours for goods and services

slut

>using a medium of exchange that's prone to catastrophic deflation

I had a nice nap. What did I miss out on?

The horse has disappeared, I assume the worst.

What about the faeries?

I'll think of that horse whenever I buy glue

The threads full of them.
Thank you.

What did you do to it!?!

I WAS EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS SO ILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE NOW.
Cute
OwO cut me senpai
Holy shit desu nice trading.
Madman
Hello monkey user!

nth for hamsterposters

I didn't do anything!
I was playing warband, kicking arse and taking names on my horse, I thought "I like horses"
so I went outside to pet it and to my surprise it's nowhere to be seen.
This Friday night sucks.

I hope I can get an Aussie bf in 2018...

Hullo! How are you today mon chéri?

tfw the last straight man left itt

G-good luck!
I am good. You?

I am straight also.

OwO wats dis

*cuts you*
nothin personnel kiddo

I'm a straight girl, I only get fugged by my bf's other gfs if my he wants me to.

>I like horses
pervert
bring him back!
I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR BUTTERCUP!

karums crow belongs in balt

I'm extremely bored. Give me some game/movie/tv/book recommendations. Anything to do.

Jokes on you I'm immune to non-sexual cuts :3
Go watch a Clint Eastwood film :3

This is balt-lite anyway

second treatise of government by john locke
the metaphysics of morals by immanuel kant

thus spoke zarathustra by that autist
or
Dead souls by Gogol if you haven't read that yet

lewd stuff and im stuck here with the autists
riiii

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nice kot

Is sexual degeneracy a crime in Singapore?

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Τρία γράμματα μόνο φωτίζουν την ελληνιkή μας την γενιά
kαι μας δείχνουν φωτεινό τον δρόμο για να φέρουμε την λευτεριά

Είναι του αγώνα μας τα φώτα kι ο λαός αkολουθεί πιστά,
νέοι, γέροι, όλοι μαζί φωνάζουν: ζήτω, ζήτω, ζήτω το ΕΑΜ

Το ΕΑΜ μας έσωσε απ’ την πείνα θα μας σώσει kαι πάλι απ’ την σkλαβιά
kι έχει πρόγραμμα λαοkρατία˙ ζήτω ζήτω, ζήτω το ΕΑΜ

Έχει ενώσει όλο τον λαό μας, έχει την ΕΠΟΝ kαι τον ΕΛΑΣ,
kι έχει πρόγραμμα λαοkρατία˙ ζήτω ζήτω, ζήτω το ΕΑΜ

all philosophers are autists

Take a pic of the cute girl you met desu. At least her shoes.

no only gayfugg is
not lesbianfugg though so who cares?
fuck g*Ys

I'm too much of a brainlet for that level of reading. I could probably manage it if it wasn't for this unbearable level of humidity.
I've seen all the ones worth watching.

wa ser arab gujjar di
pamiriyan nuristanyan

she is not here at the moment
see her on monday again desu

but she is doing stuff on the weekend with someone. Pew luckily i didnt made myself hope anyway

Wait...
is it really illegal there?
Aren't you going to be a criminal then?

Dead souls is nothing special. We read it in school in like 7-8 grade or something like that

Oh ok then :3

You on the right.

im a girl so no

Hey qt, I did some steak using your tips and it turned out delicious

ttarget lock complete

Wadup bro wats of doing? Heckin autists bother thou lots?

I'm glad I could be of use!
Steak is a sacred meal and deserves to be perfected, I know far too many people who dislike steak and when I ask them it's because they were cooked well-down burnt rump with no resting.
A living creature dies for our sustenance, and we must not make their death in vain.

steak is shit because it's red meat which increases testosterone

thanks you beautiful person
you left

yea a little
sorry but my break is over and i have to work again

You might regret your soyboy attitude later in life.

el andaluciANO

>being a twink is bad later in life
that's new

i'll probably kill myself when I reach thirty anyway

Death by thigh strangulation?

Become muscular giant Asian bodybuilder instead and kill malays with bare hands

Muscles are disgusting.

no, probably by hanging or something

o

hmm

Muh dick.

That's false though, even traps gain muscle in all the right places for enchanted looks. Fat or overly skinny isn't that good

o ucraino

i'm not a trap so I don't have muscles
I don't care about my looks since i'm useless and will never be able to form a close relationship with another person

hi

>Muscles are disgusting.
What are you some sort of homosexual?

Filtered.

eu

me on the bottom

when i was a lad i served a term as an office boy in an attorney's firm

But I'm talking in general, muscles in right proportions are never bad is what I'm trying to say.
And I thought you will be going to U.K. or something? You can surely "form a relationship" there

I'm going to the UK after my conscription for university.

Not interested in relationships in real life
people are disgusting

strato was right

>people are disgusting
Yeah, you probably should get that out of your head in some time. You know, too much self pity can be a little destructive

a nightingale in a golden cage that's me locked inside reality's maze

To normies I'm just the weird kid who's still alright.

>can be a little destructive
How? the worst that can happen is I kill myself.

Well, there is no empathy and goodness in this self-centred path. Therefore it's only destructive and useless.

>empathy and goodness
Define goodness.

*tips occam's razor*

I feel like nachos for din dins lads.

good girl

fatsoe
commy

WHAT THE FUCK. Is anyone elses adblocker not working?

A search for better sides in everything that your deceiving mind is trying to paint bad. A struggle for just and better future. A help for those who are in need, and who's problems aren't imaginary and bloated to the size of elephant in your celf-centered worldview.

I'm using BRAVE BROWSER so there are built-in shields
and they're working

Never mind. That was strange though.

muh silver lining
>A struggle for just and better future
Of what use is the future if I can't have ideal borders and live in the 2D world?
>A help for those who are in need, and who's problems aren't imaginary
who cares about poor people who can't afford food
>bloated to the size of elephant in your celf-centered worldview.
I'm not even bloating up my problems I'm just a very lazy person who acknowledges his broblems are minuscule

*blocks your path*
just because it's natural doesn't mean it's good