First Emoji Movie Trailer
Normies overreacting as always. Will probably be of a similar quality to most kids movies. Yes the concept is silly but there's still room for a good story.
>even the shills don't have confidence in this shit
this seems memetastic
I'm not shilling for it and I'm not even gonna watch it, I'm just annoyed at people that bandwagon. They don't even carry their own opinions, they just adopt the mindset of the people around them and react to things without thinking.
It's a kids movie and it's not uncommon for kids movies to have a stupid/silly premise and setting.
this honestly, feels like they even picked the emojis as characters purely cause the ""controversy"" is free advertisement
run of the mill kids movie, who gives a shit
>defending this piece of shit
>i-im not shilling!
lol k
>mfw the film is about a 10 year old guy trying to get laid with this girl
>code characters
>character messes up and might doom everyone
>Candy world
So did the makers see Wreck-It Ralph and think "hey, let's do that but make it slightly different and worse"
It's gonna be meh
cute! CUTE!
So it's Reboot, but complete garbage.
Thanks, jews.
Why the fuck are ten year olds playing with expensive mobile phones during class? Do Americans really do this?
Fuck, I didn't get my first cell phone until I left for college.
looks pretty good to be honest
Wait, is the hand voiced by James Cordon? Fuck sake.
On the side of this topic:
Oh. It's more identity politics bullshit. Great.
Oops:
She's clearly been designed for R34 purposes. Also, why the fuck are 10 year olds dating anyway?
is this OC
Ohf coursh!
Damn, the qt isn't in a skirt.
Looks cheerful, comfy, silly.
I can't help but feel it might be a hit in the way minions was, not a good movie but the popularity drives a successful box office.
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Nice CWCism.
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>small hands
what kind of virgin didn't hold a girl's hand in 4th grade?
>Wreck-It Ralph
I also get an Inside Out vibe
>abstract concepts personified and living inside of something
>one of the anthropomorphic concepts fucks shit up that causes harm to a human in control of their "world"
>the main anthro concept leads a group on a quest to go fix the thing before the damage becomes permanent
>throughout the movie their actions have effect on the human, and vice versa
There are more similarities too
I am an American teacher and I can say that most kids whose family can afford them have iPhones or Galaxy S6/S7, and while dating is not as widespread it does happen.
But seriously that second thing is not new; people have been having crushes and shit at young ages forever
>still room for a good story
Mate, c'mon now it's the emoji movie.
She never had the makings of varsity athlete.
>interracial couple
Wow real subtle
It takes place in America, I wouldn't be surprised if there was mutants.
I want to fuck that blue haired emoji.
doesn't even look that bad tee bee haych
Emoji
Pussy.
Yes it does, you stupid phoneposter.
All these mediocre, forgettable-type animated movies always have the best rule34 characters. There was Peabody, there was Storks, there were the Smurfs movies, all three of them, INCLUDING Smurfs: The Lost Village, and, of course, there was Boss Baby...
When will this reign of soft-faced wank bait finally end? I sincerely and truly hope the answer is "never". Oh, also, I want to give an honorary mention to Monsters vs. Aliens. Truly unparalleled waifu-kino.
I am currently 28 but my first girlfriend was when I was 10 (actually, it became official when we were 13 but we already held hands and hugged since we were 10, I also lost my virginity at 14).
We had to part ways when she moved to another place when we were 15 but since we both had Internet connections, we used e-mails to communicate between each other (cellphones weren't that popular yet, at least in America).
While she was gone, I had an innumerable amount of dates, girlfriends and exes.
Two years ago, me and my girlfriend met again and we officially continued our relationship.
Two years later and still going strong.
I wish I can also move on from my past of innumerable exes.
Anyways, going back to the subject.
It's probably normal for 10-year olds to be dating, at least for American standards.
A little early but still normal, at least when a kid goes through puberty early.
Me and my gf are one of those kids who went through puberty very early.
Me and my girlfriend went through puberty at age 10, which is early even for females.
>reverse shilling via trolling
goddam FUCK OFF sony
such a good argument
the main character looks hispanic to me,not a nigger.
racemixing is only genuinely cancerous when it involves a nigger
:/
Mental gymnastic stupidity shown by a phoneposter and yet no one is surprised.
Fuck off phoneposter.
t. hispanic.
where can i subscribe to your blog?
into the filter you go normalfuck
That's pretty fucking lewd, man.
Scary-tier
Forgot pic related
so.. exactly like the lego movie
people said the exact same thing about The Lego Movie before it was released
"dude it's a movie about Lego"
thats fascinating, are you a lesbian because usually only a woman writes inane shit like this
chuckled once
Can't wait for the Half in the Bag review!
>lounge with unused emojis
>eggplant
Do the makers of this flick even into dickpics?
a 10 year old mulatto
glad it's gonna flop just for that
Explain to me why you think I would be a lesbian and why my story is inane.
Hey don't bully. Her story of young lesbian sex was hot.
Autism
Another hit from Sony.
I am a guy, not a woman.
Seems like that disney movie inside out.
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stop replying you fucking newfag
because you're a tripfag (attention seeking) who's writing a 5 paragraph essay on your life experiences in a thread about the new emoji film (attention seeking)
This movie actually looks quite good.
Why do people take kids films so seriously?