Dubs and my dream of moving to Norway will come true

Dubs and my dream of moving to Norway will come true

Stop dreaming of moving to Norway.

I have that same dream

roll

nice

Shut up

Kek, I live 10 minutes from the border.
>walk into Norway every time I walk my dog

the way back to home has to be very depressing

>Drunk American gets on the Norway boat

Op came to norway and got sent back on the america boat.

Fuck off we're full

Now they want to go back with the America boat. Close the fucking borders.

fuck off mutt.
stop fetishizing scandinavians.

please come to sweden

>it's a "Varg pulls baseless anti-american propaganda out of his ass but his amerigoblin cult of neo-pagans eat it up" episode
>it's the 10th rerun this week

fuck off

You'd better fuck off. Nordic menbelong to me. I don't share my men. No homo.

don't move to Norway, they hate Americans. especially the Norwegians in Bergen and Flekkefjord. just make some Norwegian friends and visit them on holiday.

w-what does varg really think of native northern europeans with dark hair and eyes
d-does he hate us

if digits my boats gets caught up in a sea storm and I wake up on a deserted tropical Island with exotic virgins (females because no homo)

brown eyes?
in the bin, shitty skin.

lets give it one more shot.

>he says while giving dubs to OP

Pottery

yeey my post ended with digits!

ready for my fate.

>us
anglos arent really northern yuropoors are they?

also check these repeating digits

This. We're full.

Dere er veldig tomme

STOP RIGHT THERE MUTT

ONLY PUREBREEDS ALLOWED

WE NEED ALL THAT SPACE FOR OUR STUFF. WE ARE FULL!

>Flekkefjord
Bible belt. They would luv the american jesus freaks.

How did you even know about that shithole? Most norwegians don't even know what a Flekkefjord is

I live in Flekkefjord, it's a nice town.

too dense

That disqualifies many Norwegians. They've breed with the slaves they brought over from Ireland and Scotland.