>mfw i realize Sparta was real
Mfw i realize Sparta was real
Christopher Scott
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Leo Flores
This meme is almost as ancient as Sparta
Christopher Fisher
>mfw sparta is still exists. no pay debts
Joshua Lee
So was King Leonidas, and a lot of the smack-talking they did face-to-face came from messages being sent back and forth by couriers. Spartans were the original shitposters.
Jaxson Lee
>>mfw sparta is still exists. no pay debts
>todays turks
>having anything to do with ancient greece
wew lad
Nolan Evans
Wait, they made a city because of a dumb movie?
Loving every laugh.
Christopher Robinson
What was their tax policy
Caleb Hernandez
Are you American by any chance?
Dominic Davis
yes, why?
Levi Carter
>yfw it wasn't 300 vs 1 000 000 but more like 20 000 vs 50 000
Alexander Fisher
>north american schooling system
Ryan Morgan
t. third worlder
Ayden Ward
SPARTA! What is your profession?
AUUUU AUUU AUUUU
Was it getting hurt
Carter Morgan
>greeks
>profession
Caleb Peterson
it's a meme you fucking newfag
James Wright
irl the spartans were really short, skeletal remains sow us women were about 120cm and men were about 130-140cm.
all of these epic heroic tales were being fought by people the size of 10 year olds. if you were teleported back into ancient greece you would probably conquer the entire world within a decade and stories would be written about what a ferocious giant you were, towering over all men and beasts.
a thousand years later ghenghis khan was 170cm and he was the tallest man in his entire continent and use that advantage to convince millions of people to die for him. something very strange happened to the human race in the 1800s, we started really overcoming some serious natural limitations. im pretty sure people from the 22nd century will be over 2.5m tall.
Dominic Anderson
t. Cletus Beuford McDonald
Camden Lopez
people over 2.2 or something already have bad knee and heart problems. No need to be a lanklet
Aaron Brown
AUUUUUUUUUU
Joshua Ramirez
I love this pasta
Kevin Wright
Stop awooing
Lincoln Hernandez
and proud
you filthy third worlder
Levi Carter
Every great man ever was a manlet. There's no exceptions.
Noah Robinson
Trump is one of the tallest presidents in history
Grayson Hernandez
and he is fucking embarassing
Jonathan Cruz
No.
Thomas Phillips
>euro meme education
Nathaniel Rogers
Says the mudshit cocksucker jew
Owen Wood
What ever you do don't investigate the basis for the movie Troy.
Honestly some of the thinkers and story tellers of those times haven't been surpassed... somehow in the last 50 years all this tech has clouded the west's value of tradition and history.
Brody Mitchell
what?
Anthony Sullivan
...
Leo Rogers
AUUUUUUUU
Jordan Lopez
Was "If" the equivalent of "No!", was Persia the dullest empire?
Owen Myers
He has the best words
Noah Myers
"If" might be the single most badass reply anyone has given. Ever.
Brandon Miller
>mfw the Titanic actually happened
Jack Scott
>people from the 22nd century will be over 2.5m tall
unless we start genetically engineering people or feeding kids growth hormones this wont happen. most people in the 1st world are hitting their genetic height cap. also at that height you start having major health issues.
Zachary Martin
Bullshit. No way a luxury cruiser that size would sink killing thousands of rich people and not making bigger headlines.
Ethan Myers
There's just no way a luxury cruiser of that size would sink
Dominic Williams
>when a country gets captured, all inhabitants automatically switch to the occupier's ethnicity
Hmm
Gavin Jackson
>mfw i realise the holocaust was real
Joshua Powell
>>amerikuk education system
I learned about Sparta and ancient Greece in GRADE FIVE.
WHEN I WAS ELEVEN OP.
Pathetic.
Justin Peterson
on behalf of Canada, Mexico, and Cuba: GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
Brandon Baker
Wyatt Jones
>Cuba
>North America
kek
Jonathan White
I hate this retarded shit so much. Moors were fucking Arabs, not blacks. Everyone who knows even the most basic thing about history knows this. It's not even debatable, it's just such fucking basic common knowledge. Why are Americans so retarded when it comes to historical stuff?
I would bet good money that most Americans literally don't realize that Arab places like Morocco, Tunisia and Egypt are located in Northern Africa.
Easton Martinez
>mfw iceborgs are real
Kevin Cooper
false. Tariq ibn-Ziyad was a beautiful black man from Wewuzia
Ethan Green
sup
Brody Anderson
>I would bet good money that most Americans literally don't realize that Arab places like Morocco, Tunisia and Egypt are located in Northern Africa.
I'm American but I would absolutely put money on that.
Benjamin Green
mfw my family comes from Sparta (and Arcadia and another part of Greece)