Cannes '17 general
/cg/ Adam Sandler edition
Cannes '17 general
Gabriel Perez
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Ayden Baker
Would make for a good Punished shoop. That hairline is just begging for a horn.
Carter Parker
Happy End reviews are almost as negative as the Le redoutable ones
Luke Miller
Pretty bad festival this year. There wasn't a single film that soul be truly loved by the critics.
Luis Thomas
generals are created by people unable to form opinions but want the 'good feelings' that come with making a 'successful thread'.
David Rogers
great contribution bro!
or maybe just want to talk about something not related to twin peaks or capeshit
Josiah Evans
can someone give me a quick rundown
Jordan Cook
Based Hong is getting the best reviews among films in competition. Do you think he has any chance since jury are not interested anymore in film but "social compromise"?
Brayden Reyes
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Brandon Jenkins
Ryder Brooks
New tv show just purchased by Canal
Hunter Davis
>Gore, Historical Comedy
what
Is that jesus with a zombie?
James Morgan
I felt like RLMs review of Jack and Jill was probably the best synopsis of Adam Sandler and his body of work.
Juan Nelson
Yes it's about Jesus and Judas surviving a zombie apocalypse together. No joke.
Justin Howard
Mixed with 80s style steampunk as well.
Camden Ramirez
> @GuyLodge
>SACRED DEER (A-) Can't keep a good family down, so make it bad instead. A psychosomatic home-invasion horror: scalpel-cut, serenely chaotic.
> I would never have guessed a few years ago that Colin Farrell would find his life partner in Yorgos Lanthimos. Stay together forever, guys.
> SACRED DEER also features my favourite Kidman Mode: goosefleshed, still but internally roiling, enlivened by her difficult material.
Christian Brooks
Was that the one where they played with a bunch of fake blood for 5 minutes?
Robert Hall
>being this autistic about people wanting to talk about one subject in particular
Isaac Kelly
I’m actually shocked that Baumbach’s movie is getting the most positive feedback
Dylan Martinez
The trash
right where it belongs
Bentley Williams
hollywoodreporter.com
>The rich vein of unsettling darkness and psychological unease that ripples like a treacherous underground stream beneath the absurdist humor of Yorgos Lanthimos' work becomes a brooding requiem of domestic horror in his masterfully realized fifth feature, The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Reaching back to classical Greek tragedy for inspiration, this hypnotic tale of guilt and retribution provides an even more riveting role for Colin Farrell after his collaboration on the director's English-language debut, The Lobster. He's flanked by a never-better Nicole Kidman and a performance of chilling effectiveness from emerging Irish talent Barry Keoghan in a thriller that frequently invites comparison to vintage Polanski.
Blake Roberts
I'm surprised that the Redoutable ratings aren't that low considering how much pre-release hate it got.
Colton Russell
He looks like a a back alley moroccan rug trader
Nolan Hernandez
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Henry Wood
Still no film with a Gustavo Beck rating >5....
Jose Martinez
They need to stop inviting Kawase everytime and old french cinema glory who lost it decades ago
Xavier Turner
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Henry Wilson
can somebody explain how the rating system works in the screenshot I don't get it
Carter Hernandez
Average/Number of voters standard deviation
Benjamin Rogers
so those are out of 10? I'm glad the godard biopic is getting trashed then
Owen Adams
The Godard biopic is overperforming. It was getting huge amounts of hatred before anyone had seen it.
Aiden Ramirez
That's because it's probably a fine flick despite the subject triggering a certain section of critics.
Hudson Sullivan
Yeah it's out of ten, you can find the full thing here : cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com
As said, the godard biopic is doing rather well consider all the hatred it got before the first screening.
Gavin Foster
wtf I love godard now
Benjamin Bailey
Just you wait. The Beguiled will swoop in out of nowhere and claim the Palme d'Or. It's going to be the best film made by any fucker with the surname Coppola since Apocalypse Now.
Connor Taylor
Fucking Haneke PR tried to sell it is a migrant crisis flick and got everyone worked up over nothing. The lack of Sup Forums outrage is my biggest disappointment at Cannes so far.
Tentatively interested, but after The Lobster I feel like Lanthimos is dangerously close to becoming the dad from Dogtooth, creating these closed off worlds with unclear rules designed just to make characters suffer for a muddled greater purpose.
Henry Davis
I've never heard a single person discuss Kawase outside of rolling their eyes that she's at Cannes again.
Christopher Williams
>It's going to be the best film made by any fucker with the surname Coppola since Apocalypse Now.
That's really not much of a compliment
Austin Morgan
Haneke will win even being critically panned. Just remember Loach and Dolan
Nolan Scott
Nice dubs, but Loach wasn't panned.
Alexander Cox
Dolan is the best director alive though, it's different
Jonathan Gonzalez
Pedro just after Happy end screening
Haneke BTFO
Brody Garcia
Brody Davis
Bump
Cooper White
Sean Baker's movie is getting praised !
Colton Clark
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Happy End press conference right nao
Jordan Smith
He gave good grades in the parallel sections
Thomas Moore
i think hte 120 minutes film might win palm dor, great reviews and lgbt
Tyler Ward
Sean Baker is a hack
David Kelly
I'm really excited for it
fuck off, tangerine and starlet were great
Oliver Nelson
>Colin Farrell just arrived
Anthony Ramirez
>skip photocall and press conference
>go to the premiere
what a diva
Samuel Robinson
The commentary is unintentionally hilarious.
Parker Davis
Explain
Daniel Hughes
>we have to go back to our lives whilst they watch kino behind closed doors
Ryder Jenkins
lol, I didn't know that
Noah Baker
Hong just crashed this festival with no survivors
Ethan Phillips
critics =/= jury
Mason Robinson
>Make movies about yourself every year
>Win every festival possible
Hong the Hung
Brayden Jenkins
>The city of Yorgos Penn
Jeremiah Morales
Hail Hong
Sebastian Taylor
Yorgos was booed and the critics disliked his film because they it was too heavy. It seems there's a lot of violence towards children.
Jaxon Butler
That was Grown Ups 2
Colton Peterson
NICOLE CAN STILL GET IT
Asher Flores
wew, why do the frogs hate Yorgos? The anglo critics all gave him good scores.
Connor Turner
fuck off, they're decent
one of the best in last years
Adrian Sanders
I'm happy that there is JURY and not retarded movie critics
Haneke still has a chance
Matthew Ward
Boy I can't wait to watch The Square online in a matter of 11 months just like every other quirky cannes movie