Homestuck

welcome to the last good homestuck thread

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That is fuckin' sad, man.

Alright so I'm gonna make some hot assumptions based on what I'm seeing here
hussie was caliborns guardian
Thats why he was able to exist in a situation 'outisde' of time/the wallls and why he was doing all the shit like dressing cal up and calling felt cal english, its also how he knew where sratch was. English wants to kill him in revenge for being a twat during these conversations

>last good homestuck thread
That was years ago, op

>he could never give a safe blowjob with those teeth

liveblogger, when you said you lost your mind when dude shot gamzee, in what way did you mean?

So is this the new meme?

Post RARE SHIPS

Yes, except for AD's which is excellent trans representation

well your post was the last good post, and its in this thread, so this must be the last good thread

This is the last good post of hst. Check my dubs

pretty much

Among other things.

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aradia x perfection

shoot the clown again

>fishing for a new game like this

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I really really wish the trend of 'bringing up an issue negates criticism of that issue' would stop being a thing
It was really really funny and made me choke on my cotten candy ice cream

Captain Planet gets summoned AFTER they all say their element
Hussie is a fucking hack

>cotten candy ice cream
That sounds delicious

>I really really wish the trend of 'bringing up an issue negates criticism of that issue' would stop being a thing

OH BOY

help me make a list of plot holes in his S_O comics for him to fix in the epilogue

>cotten candy ice cream
You what? How is it? Sounds like it'd be a bit too sweet, but hey I wouldnt know.

Also that becomes to go to response to anything resembling an issue.

>anons haven't had cotton candy ice cream
You guys are missing out, go buy some

________ ______, ____!

Its hella tasty, I highly recommend.
I mean in general, its becoming really common across the bored, I had to drop sbfp because it got so old

You know. Maybe it was a good thing homestuck was written prior to the last two years.

>I really really wish the trend of 'bringing up an issue negates criticism of that issue' would stop being a thing

You're going to love what happens repeatedly in regards to major plot problems near the end. And by love I obviously mean hate.

Not seen anywhere that sells it over here in Britbong land, will have to keep an eye out.

don't worry, Hussie will release the epilogue just in time for the general election and it will be ripe for political commentary

i think andrew thought if he told us that he was aware of a flaw in the writing, it acted like a kind of mario-style invincibility star that let him run through the flaw without it damaging the story

>not breaking the rules
This cheeky lil twat

We would be okay if the "mario star" wasnt played on the end, wich it did.

If Caliborn and Roxy are the two best characters in Homestuck how come there's no ship art of them btw?

>can't mute the shitty music
Okay thats pretty solid

Why would anyone prefer Calliope to Caliborn?

Because they tragically never talked

Caliborn didn't like roxy because she isn't high test enough, in comparison to Jane the fat bitch

despite them both being delights, their interactions would probably be kinda shit. roxy's good when she's being cute and flirty, and caliborn's good literally all the time but it'd be a lot harder to get on his side when he calls her a disgusting bitch than it was when he did it to jane

Hussie was wrong, miniature horses are a lot cooler than regular horses

Caliborn is still obviously the better cherub though

that's actually an Osama Bin Laden quote.

When has that ever stopped any fans before

Osama Bin Laden was wrong about that one particular thing. Not about anything else though.

Good fanfiction writers dont care to HS anymore.

hussie wrote a really unconventional villain

I have to hand it to him, this was pretty good

I felt bad for him and was cheering for him the whole time after that

>watch Act 8 fanventure
>realize everyone is going to watch and like this stupid shit because it has nice art

>go ahead and delete the rest of the fanfic i was working on

oh well

No matter how much the main story goes to shit, you can take delight in the fact that you'll always have Caliborn. He's the true hero of Homestuck.

Calliope, a kindly and creative cherub who shares a body with her misogynistic brother, helped Roxie find acceptance with her gender identity, relating to the idea of being tormented by her “male counterpart”.
“I felt I couldn’t separate ‘Roxie’ from my birth name, and that people would only ever see me as male,” she says. “Just as Calliope felt she could not be separated from the one who antagonized her the most, I felt I could not be separated from a group of people who are actually the most likely to harm me.”
Roxie was most struck by how other characters reminded Calliope, who had low self-esteem due to her skull-monster appearance, that she was already beautiful. “When you’re trans, and talk about how much you feel dysphoria, most people jump to telling you, ‘Well, one day you can change that’ or ‘There’s always hormones’ or ‘You can have surgery when you’re older,'” she explains. The other characters’ acceptance of Calliope as she is “really reinforced that other girls will love me even if I don’t have the body I want to yet, or even ever.”.

TWO CAKES

Act 8 is shit. Please make something better, I'll read it.

>last

>good

these are two words that should never be used when describing /hsg/

It's not her fault, she was most likely yelled at, possibly by several different people, in her inbox for doing it. Tumblr is full of complete assholes who actively bully artists into their agenda, lest they need to break out Receipts™ for a Callout Post®

does it have aradia? if it does you shouldnt delete it

how bad is it
what is it

You might read it, but a couple of anons on my favorite general aren't enough. I want a lot of people, and not having art turns people off so badly that I won't ever have that.

I'm sorry but I just need validation for the first time in my life. I can't keep living life by myself.

Alright, that's a fair point unfortunately

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>not having art turns people off so badly that I won't ever have that
yes that's why nobody ever reads fanfics or books

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whos ever read a book HA HA

Books are dying out.

even reddit is put off by the headcanons

What a great start

>starts with a sylph of rage
no no NO I DON'T WANT TO READ THIS

>immediately starts with oc character
dropped

only because ebooks and pirating books online are eating the print market

BASED

he was too good for us

Fucking Double Death did this too. How fucking hard is it for stupid fucking artists to not do this?

erisol survived right?

You both know that starting off with a completely new character is the most authentically Homestuck thing a continuation could do.

At least in DDOTA they fuck off for the rest of it.
I blame Hussie for enabling this behaviour with his "ironic" self-insert.

Huh, that was pretty good actually. Though one thing did stand out, that being their version of Roxy. Jesus fuck what was going on there?

Given the state of post-retcon i wanna believe hes resting like AR.

Reminder there is a smutty fic she lactates strawberry milk

>Fat characters
>Roxy and Dave have afros

WHY. WHY THE FUCK. FUCKING TUMBLR I SWEAR.

>that was pretty good

>OC author insert
>terrible "muh diversity" character interpretations
>fat karkat
>hurr they didnt go to the new world

>b-but it has good art!!!!

Fuck off.

there's not enough lactation fics desu

She's pretty cute, will there be porn of her? Can someone quickly do a cute in-style lewd?

You forgot bloodtint trolls

>Act 8 LITERALLY has HSG Black Dave in it

laughed my ass off

Roxy and Dave are supposed to be black (afro hair) but they wanted to keep the canon paper white skin for the kids i guess

Seeing fat karkat was painful

Seeing fat karkat was painful

AYO HOL UP

>Huh, that was pretty good actually.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T EVEN BOTHER

FUCK YOU

It's a fanadventure, no shit it's going to have an author inset OC, just fucking ignore that part if it ruffles your feathers that much.

Outside of that the art was good in some places, terrible in others. I'll admit I had to watch the flash again to see what was arseblasting you so much, and I see where your coming from, skin tint, Dave, Karkat, Roxy all shit. But the premise seemed interesting at the least.

>the entire erisol log
Top fucking kek
>this land
wew laddies

As a fanfiction writer who still cares about HS I can't really dispute this

What was the ost?

Limitless rage in 3....2....

>fefpeta
Oh boy here we go

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>official overwatch twitter posts a homestuck image

Nigga just go make something and somebody somewhere will say it's pretty good

Get ready for Jane being the best friend to Roxy possible.

Get ready for the "best" conversation in the comic.

No clue.

these people are too boring to have an author self-insert

theyre also too boring to try to continue homestuck. why not make a college au instead

Who's that dersite?