/brit/

/SLAYY!/

i hate toronto

aussie's make the worst editions

anime

did my last gram of coke last night

done with it now, personally and professionally

sticking with mandy/ket/psychs

Whiskey is the life of man,

Whiskey, Johnny!

O, whiskey is the life of man,

Whiskey for my Johnny O!


O, I drink whiskey when I can

Whiskey, Johnny!

I drink it out from an old tin can,

Whiskey for my Johnny O!


Whiskey gave me a broken nose!

Whiskey, Johnny!

Whiskey made me pawn my clothes,

Whiskey for me Johnny O!


Whiskey drove me around Cape Horn.

Whiskey, Johnny!

It was many a month when I was gone,

Whiskey for my Johnny O!


I thought I heard the old man say;

Whiskey, Johnny!

I'll treat my crew in a decent way,

Whiskey for my Johnny O!


A glass of grog for every man!

Whiskey, Johnny!

And a bottle for the chantyman.

Whiskey for my Johnny O!

this is what they teach in american university

the future ex-wife

要嫁就嫁习大大这样的人

give over mate
you'll be back taking charlie in less than a month

I got one of those tassimo coffee maker things, you know with the pods? It's not half bad but these pods are rather dire.

Think Overlord Toilstrum is going to ask me to work tomorrow.

I do not like this timeline

>You need to learn long division
>You won't always have a calculator to hand
HA

arms are getting thicker lads
satisfying

whats your job

remember the multiple arguments this utter fallacy caused in high school physics/maths

*whips out the phone*
alri

can't remember the last time i need to do long division

it's raining right now

literally forgot how to do long division by the age of 14 and it never mattered

its about learning critical thinking nigga

nah, bored of it. have been for a while

The best moment to invest into Bitcoin was 9 years ago. The second best moment to invest? Now.

long division doesn't teach you critical thinking dumb paddy

Not only do you have a calculator to hand 24/7, it's connected to an information repository that teaches you how to do long division in easy bitesize 4K videos

literally never learned long division desu just didnt understand it

if you couldn't invent long division yourself you're a brainlet

who /not started their christmas shopping/ here

can't even be bothered to think about what to get people

well um... uh... shut up?

>buying presents
alri moneybags

same actually, it seemed like a bunch of wasteful steps

alright, who's making the cum brownies for brit christmas meetup 2017?

haha always am like to my family "oh i'll get you presents soon!" then christmas passes and i don't and i get presents instead lmao lol haha
they fall for it every year

room smells of branston pickles

Doxxable info m8

if I ever went to a Sup Forums meetup I would never eat or drink anything given to me

proper hate people who "fish" like could you have a more piss boring hobby
sure love being asked by some mudlett if I've caught something while he throws stones in to the water

toilberg just asked me if I'm having a fucking laugh

what about my dick lad?

never needed it since and done a STEM masters now

Can you attach a trigger warning on that post for the Irish people that post here?
Thank you.

you could just say the job and not the company

do you play an sports for exercise and recreation?

momma's in the kitchen
cooking up something good

had to use Pythagoras's theorem at work once

what's robot wars like with are ERMM dara?

redpill: we all perceive colors independently. my red is your blue

Genuinely don't even know what long division is

your mother's saggy piss flaps are being slapped up against by my pelvis mate

>not at least getting your parents something

went to a /brit/ meetup in Edinburgh and smoked a spliff
could have easily been laced with heroin

hahaha sophie aspin studies media in college

I rubbed my clap infected cock all over that spliff mate
Best get yourself checked

I remember my gf used to say this to me and think it was the deepest shit.

got zero dollars and zero cents in the bank mate

it's where you draw the lines then divide the number by each digit

Still pushing it

*bluepill

what's so funny about that you french runt
did you expect her to study stem?
already been checked since then la

Jaysus mate, what are you doing?

going to japan in a few days

this is not only a correct answer, but it's the only correct answer

enjoy
bet it's lovely near christmas

alri vsauce

He has seen the creator
Ageless, boundless, sexless
Life rose up from the water
And stripped you blind of your senses
Become an ever burning candle

love those dumbfucks in maths class who said they'll "never use this in real life" and now dolerats with 19 mix raced children.

hope the plane crashes x

unfalsifiable

yeah im spending christmas and new year there

thanks xx

i thought for some reason Beauty and the Beast (2017) bombed, but it grossed $1.264 billion
very shocked at this number

business idea: greggs but warm

whereabouts? hope it's not just Tokyo

you going to fugg an azn qt?

...

i watched it 3x lad it was so good

cringeee

buzzing lads

ah yes, the g(b)f

me except no dole and no kids

cretinous insect

I thought her microwilly was prepubescent?

covfefe

no i'm going in the gunma prefecture in an 'onsen'

Fuck, I wish she died x

are you one of the emma posting saddos?

Boss thinks that by being 'stern' with me and showing that he's 'being really serious' that my work will improve without question. Hasn't even considered anything else yet. How does adding stress and discouraging communication help?

Ludicrous

I puked

lmoa no lad

why would she send that over a text?

bring us back some souvenirs yeah lad

underage mong

I didn't go there but onsen are lovely

...

what a stupid whore lmao

this is very obviously fake
in real life she wouldn't feel the need to specify the cancer bit to her children

my princess

Did the clap get autocorrected to cancer?

was his mum just desperate for a daughter
that's kinda kinky

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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.