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China superpower by 2030 edition

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Hey buddy how was your day?

Me and the lads

M-me on the right :3

me on top

You on the right
My many hands on the left

me on the left

that's actually me on the left tyvm

w-wow..

India will be the true superpower in 2030.
Did you know that India can go into space from Andhra Pradesh?

Hindustan zindabad! Pakistan murdabad.

petting is for boys
vigorous and thorough groping is for men

this. unless china becomes a democracy, she'll never be a superpower

Why didn't they chose their southernmost region (closer to the equator) for their space launches?
You in my arms

Good morning my brotha. Where are you from?
I am from the great State of Gujarat. Bhavnagar specifically.

you on the left..

Not sure actually.
The Indian launch site on Pulicat Lake is isolated, while southern India is full of cities like Kanyakumari, Thoothukudi, and Nagercoil. That could have been a factor, Tamil Nadu is very dense.
Kerala is mountainous so it's not a good choice.

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me behind you

Kerala is mountainous?
Wow i would've thought only the nort were full of mountains
But is comprensible since India is a subcontinent

me under the covers

S-stop it guys, I a-am not used to this kind of attentions...

Only the far north is mountainous. The north is primarily made of the Indo-Gangetic plain, which is basically the opposite of mountainous.
Kerala's eastern border is the western Ghats, which then levels up to the Deccan plateau. Its coast isn't that rugged but in parts of Karnataka the Ghats can get really close to the coast (the area north of Udupi)

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Mikado

Ist der Schweizer noch da?

Es waren zwei Seemänner in einem Boot.
Fragte einer:
"Wie länger bis wir am Strand ankommen?"
Antwortete der andere:
"Noch ein bisschen Meer"

How can you have all this kind of informations desu...
I'm so brainlet that I can't remember the roads when in car and you have all this knowledge

I j-just stare at maps

M-mikado?

T-to sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

Mikado!

I w-was singing the famous verse from the Gilbert and Sullivan musical the Mikado
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short,_sharp_shock

Yeah I figured that out after a brief Wikipedia moment ;)

G&S is the best

D-do you want to p-play the pocky game?

*me right now*
Whyyyyyy?

Cute...

W-what's the pocky g-game?

T-this...

Y-you don't usually pull away, though... Y-you just eat it until your l-lips end up t-touching...

B-but that's basically kissing...
And w-we are both guys

guys make the best girls desu

Astolfo is a guy and you'd LOVE to kiss him!

And I'm a girl!

S-some of them s-surely will...
On 2d plan y-yes...b-but when in 3d no...
I wouldn't m-mind too much anyway :3

*kisses you*

T-that was u-unexpexted O///O
*hold gently your hands*

*strokes your thigh*
I'll give you a French kiss...

bin liechtensteiner ützelli

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*licks your lips as I put my legs over yours*
Open up...

*start sweating more*
*heart beats faster*
mmmh (w-wait O///O)

*shoves my tongue in and deeply kisses you*
Mmm, you taste good, user...

Entschuldigung, ich habe vergessen.

sag ma ist der faden jetzt ganz zu einem schulen konversationsraum zwischen den beiden verkommen?

nicgt dass es mir was ausmachen würde

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W-what did I do...

You're so cute... *kisses you again*

What do you mean?

Sprichst du über den Singapur und den Italiener?

*gently push you away*
I d-don't know w-what to do...
It w-was g-great b-b-but we a-are both boys...

OK!
Looks like you're not ready for the full experience yet...

T-thank you...
*heart still beats fast*

What do you mean school conversation? You mean the other two who are ERPing?

sissi has no right to call anyone out for ERPing

do you get angry when people call you russian?

Who are you talking to

>and I have no boipucci...
What he did mean by this?

baltic posters

Can you see any baltic posters?

no baltic posters here mate

go to /balt/
there are no balts here except a Lithuanian who scarcely posts

idk but that doesn't make him any less of a slut

what happened

new zealand basically

/balt/ is separate now

i rarely come here so idk what goes on between you kneegrows and balt
but i sometimes see baltic generals separated from ausnz and sometimes combined

you and me are one in the same

you wish you were me

bump

why

What did I mean by this?

dunno
xoxo

bump

ALL I WANT FORM CHRISTMAS
IS YOOOOOOOU

All I want for Christmas is hot sex with my bf

Have you been good this year?
And have you told Santa what you want?

Who cares about being good
I'm a nasty little slut!

Santa doesn't care about that as long as you haven't hurt anyone
well unless they wanted to be hurt

ALLRIGHT LADS
im gonna treat myself tonight in celebration on getting trough half a year of autism

i will have a steak and fries and salad and spinach and stuff
But would have to go to the mall first so thats a bummer
and it rains
and its cold
life is pain

Good work buddy.
You deserve to treat yourself.

I haven't!

then go tomorrow when it's not raining

Good morning lads, I woke up super early and can't get back to sleep

How's everyone else going?

FUCKING FREEZING

i want NOW
a real man has to suffer befor hes allowed enjoyment

I haven't gotten to sleep yet.
I'm rather sleepy at the moment though.

That's not good, you should get warm
Wow you are a rowdy one, are you gonna go to bed soon or force yourself to stay up?

I'm gonna try to stay up and push through the day
I don't have high hopes though, especially if it's hot today.
What are you gonna do with yaself now that you're up so early.

Try find some menial task to keep you awake, last time I pulled an all night all dayer I organized my music library
>What are you gonna do with yaself now that you're up so early
I'm probably going to lay in bed and watch youtube, then maybe have another wank

i aquired steak
the cold just make me look forward to the meat more

Fuuug :D
I feel asleep in my bed...

erp too exhausting?

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>another wank
So you've already had one?
Keep tugging on that thing and it'll fall off.
>Try find some menial task to keep you awake
I literally done all my household chores yesterday, the place is all clean and organised.
I suppose I could organise my files, those are a mess.
Welcome back buddy.

Don't be lewd, sissi.

Hey how's going? :)
Probably...
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>....
What does this mean?

we can play some vidya later if you want
i have a pretty big steam library

just arrived home gonna make dins now steak

I..i do what i want baka