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No slug eyebrows
No dyed hair
No ultra short hair
No face piercings
No tattoos
Not more than 10 instagram pictures
No pictures that feature men other than family
No pictures of 'girls night out'
Thoughts on the tinder bio?
Who's round is it?
Down that beer quick, smash my glass back down
Fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed
Seems the only difference between mid-week shit
And weekend is how loud I speak
And whether I try and pull a girlfriend
That's it, who's got dough?
Hey, you know I'd pay but I'm broke, only got coinage to show
Putting off walking home on my own to my throne
Two empty takeaways, ashtrays, the remains of the day stoned
Pick a bottle off the table, peel the label, tell a fable
Offer opinion for free and a solution to the latest big news story
"Football and Smut Daily" as I ponder winning the lottery
Buy a drink, chat to a lady, the girl's well fit
Definitely, not maybe, she's rude
I'd shag her and matey, right there
I want to stick my penis in a woman lads
ok what're you doing to try and achieve this?
why was the lion tired?
cos jungle is massive.
My senpai last Chrimbo
I'm the one taking the photo x
so If I take paracetamol and do some heavy drinking 4 hours later I won't die?
self explanatory
incredible
COME ON EILEEN
we can't all have what we want
try and get back to us in a bit
>things randomly on fire
Haha welcome to 'nam
take the recommended dose and no more and you'll be fine laddy
nah lad, if people can drink on xanax and coke and live you'll be fine
FUCK i meant family
love aussies
they talk so funny
Well I matched with some girls on Bumble. It's the transition that baffles me though. How do we get from texting each other to me sticking my erect penis in her vagina? The normie world is strange and frightening desu.
BOYAKA BOYAKA
Almost just smashed my left foot to bits with a 20kg plate
scary aha, that would have interfered with my toil
you should invest in lighter crockery lad
Turn down the fire
need to shag that blonde fatty
you just talk until it wouldn't be awkward in person then ask to meet up, but I meant more what're you doing to make yourself more desirable i.e working out, good hygiene, working on social skills that sorta thing
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the workfu said I look nice in the work Christmas photo :3
all canadian posters should be banned
need a custard doughnut in my fucking pie hole
alright lads since a lot of you are /fit/ what's a good bodyweight routine I can do in my small bedroom, willing to buy equipment if it's not mega expensive and doesn't take up a lot of room
the wacky bruce has spoken
netflix making new cyberpunk kino
GOOOOOOODD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING
you can probably get an app that has exercises that dont require a lot of equipment
>installing closed source software
I'd rather die lad
calisthenics are pointless
A pull-up bar is like £20ish
just drill it into your doorframe
>tfw you have a shower with the Korean gf and play with her arse and massage her neck
I like stephen fry desu
nice one pal
everyone i know who has an asian gf has an ugly asian gf
are they though
Bench, barbell, two dumbbells and weights, dummy. Take it from there.
same. top lad. give his episode of rhlstp a listen, it's incredible.
okay den
watch what i say den
if you like champagne
swing my way den
Look on amazon for a dip/pullup unit. If your frame is wide enough that alone will make you look fit
at least they have a gf
Arma virumque canō, Trōiae quī prīmus ab orīs
Ītaliam, fātō profugus, Lāvīniaque vēnit
lītora, multum ille et terrīs iactātus et altō
vī superum saevae memorem Iūnōnis ob īram;
multa quoque et bellō passūs, dum conderet urbem,
inferretque deōs Latiō, genus unde Latīnum,
Albānīque patrēs, atque altae moenia Rōmae.
>pullup rack, its all u need brah
would rather no gf than an ugly gf
i have a qt celtic gf
In decent shape, hygiene is good, don't know how one can really "work" on social skills. I actually have a decent career though, not a shut-in NEET like the rest of you losers.
fuck off shitizen
would doing dips on my bed (like in prison movies) offer similar gains?
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Is there ANY bigger red flag for a girl than being obsessed with Disney?
you just KNOW they're psycho
i'm pro-choice for ethnic minorities and pro-life for white people
honestly same
my mam has made raised me to be too fussy to ever accept an ugly gf
>bodyweight
not great but you can make do to at least stay healthy and lean
get a pullup bar for sure and start with those
work on normal pullups, then with different grips and maybe add weight to yourself or try one arm
for pushups same things, work your way towards different hand and leg positions, best pushup imo is with a medicine ball under one hand so you need to balance yourself
for crunches progressively add weight (holding something), and do Russian twists
for legs just do sprints, like wind sprints
ita all about progressive overload and doing sets rather than a load at once until your body gives out
Reminder that Stephen Fry pounding some twink's bussy is every bit as meaningful and beautiful as any heterosexual relationship and only hateful bigots would think otherwise
I am vile
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>good career
>educated
>good personality
>decent face
>dress well
>in shape
>5'8
wonder if that has anything to do with the subliminal messaging that's everywhere in disney films and their more explicit subversive themes as of late
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It'll be awkward. But better than nothing. If you can do 30 deep dips and 15 full range of motion pullups and decide you want more mass then head to a proper weight room.
not stephen fry
my one worry about crunches is I once heard it ruins your back long term, is this true or did I get told FUD?
plenty of celebrities and rich men marry 20 year old girls
thanks jews
5'10 is the radical centrist height
Just get the bar you melon, it will take up as much space as a regular chair
>83055262
nice brine, m9
Get a fucking childrens bench press and a barbell, it takes up no room
want to avoid buying too much equiptment considering I might not stick with the whole exercise thing
Thinking of switching to a mobile only bank account. Don't trust the big banks desu
You vile little slug
Stop wasting our time you fat slob
Out the club about three, to the takeaway
The shit-in-a-tray merchants
Shop's got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezers looking ordinary and a few looking lairy
Chips fly 'round to the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary, waiting to blast
No harm with a contest who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous
But carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken
From the big spitting stick
Then over flies a chip, flips and hits you on the back
You spin round on the attack, "Fuck you playin' at?"
He looks like a Cheshire cat, almost falls down, dour frowns
And Superman eye-lasers don't even register
By now, you wanna leather this twat
And forever you're gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girl's now fed up
But stop to think it's never going to be the Jackie Chan scene
It could've been to end up
really quite shocking how poor my dress style is
I'm a perpetual 17 year old
sounds like bullshit, but you can also do planks and bicycles
if you have a pul up bar you can do hanging leg raises or upside-down crunches
desu a pull up bar is the best single piece of equipment you can get if you can only get one
what did he mean by this
Whats for fucking lunch you little gremlins
Im hungry
if my student card says it's valid for 3 more years even though I graduate this year do you reckon I can hold on to my student bank account until then
defo gonna continue to benefit from discounts and stuff but seems a bit dodgy pulling one over on the bank like that
>lunch at 3.30 in the afternoon
your life is spiralling out of control padraig
I'm underweight lad, I think
alright lad, next pay day I'll pick up a pull up bar, dumbells, a barbell and a bench - will this be good until I work up enough confidence to go to the gym?
might make some leftovers, I can make you some soup whilst I'm down there lad?
just put all my money into dogecoin
Had a dream where a drunk girl promised to be my gf if I drove her and her friends to the shops but when we got back she said she was just joking
Not sure what to make of it
I'm getting a chicken and doner kebab for my tea. can't wait
got some nice posh sausages and white pudding from this market stall
you're not getting any though
If you're buying all that just get a gym membership lmao. Ask someone who looks friendly and fit for tips. I ask for tips all the time and people are usually flattered and helpful
my 8values keep changing between Right-Wing Populism, Authoritarian Capitalism and Capitalist Fascism
dunno which fits me best
'avin a tough time finking today
i'll trade you some maple syrup for this one.
making burgers for dindins. will be served with a nice salad.
I think I've never been more sad than when The Streets broke up
*throws boiling soup in your face*
mmmh... tasty..
*sticks a plastic fork through your retina*
hehe.. yummy!
*strangles you with sausage links*
aha... delightful...
Thats an ugly family.
I get neo conservatism despite explicitly stating I don't think we should spread our values to other nations