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grug angry so grug smash! WAAAA

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No slug eyebrows
No dyed hair
No ultra short hair
No face piercings
No tattoos
Not more than 10 instagram pictures
No pictures that feature men other than family
No pictures of 'girls night out'

Thoughts on the tinder bio?

Who's round is it?
Down that beer quick, smash my glass back down
Fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed
Seems the only difference between mid-week shit
And weekend is how loud I speak
And whether I try and pull a girlfriend
That's it, who's got dough?
Hey, you know I'd pay but I'm broke, only got coinage to show
Putting off walking home on my own to my throne
Two empty takeaways, ashtrays, the remains of the day stoned
Pick a bottle off the table, peel the label, tell a fable
Offer opinion for free and a solution to the latest big news story
"Football and Smut Daily" as I ponder winning the lottery
Buy a drink, chat to a lady, the girl's well fit
Definitely, not maybe, she's rude
I'd shag her and matey, right there

I want to stick my penis in a woman lads

ok what're you doing to try and achieve this?

why was the lion tired?

cos jungle is massive.

My senpai last Chrimbo

I'm the one taking the photo x

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banger

so If I take paracetamol and do some heavy drinking 4 hours later I won't die?

self explanatory